Really? She was dating that guy?? He looks so . . . schlubby.
She was dating Derek Jeter for a long time, but is now dating (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!) Justin Timberlake.
I feel like playing the part of Mr. T in Rocky III when I see them together and saying something to her like, “Hey little lady! Why don’t you come over to my apartment tonight and I’ll show you a REAL man!”
[quote]dez6485 wrote:
that pic on the track might be her boyfriend. a while ago she was dating the guy that was in the fantastic four movie, the guy that could throw fireballs or whatever.
im not all too familiar with what her bf looks like, nor do i know who is on her training staff, but it looks like that could be him. not that any of us care as long as paparazi keep snapping shots of her bent over…just offering an observation.[/quote]
It might be a little too dark to show up well in this thread, so you might have to save this pic to your desktop and then enlarge it to see what I’m talking about . . .
BUT, here she is in a fairly formal-looking, non-revealing dress, and what do we notice? The booty is STILL standing out like the bright red nose on Rudolph! Faaaaantastic!!
Not only does she have the booty to end all booties, but she also happens to be cool as shit, as evidenced by the fact that (as someone mentioned earlier) she’s got mega-cool dogs. Dogs that could bite your throat out and swallow it in one tiny gulp. Dogs with cajones, not some little Hollywood gerbil-dogs!
I think I hear her knocking on the Powerful Image section of T-Nation, and I think she’s comin’ in!
Yup, she could turn straight girls lesbo. As a matter of fact, she’s a perfect example of why, were I female, I would certainly be a lesbian.
If I were female my thought process would go something like this:
“Let’s see: Some dude with his hairy ass and a gnarly-lookin’ sack of nuts (and let’s face it: there’s nothing uglier than nuts), or this (Jessica) . . . ? Yeah, I’ll take Jessica, thanks. Lesbianism it is!”
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Chewie wrote:
Wow, I read through this whole thread without seeing anybody say “I’d hit it.”
What the hell is wrong with you guys?
I think it’s just so obvious with Jessica Biel that nobody even needs to clarify whether they’d hit it or not.
I think even if some females posted in this thread they wouldn’t need to clarify if they’d hit it or not, because they so obviously would.
