Why keep a photo album when:
This guy can fix toilets.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Haha, You Bastard!
I thought the dead grass was blood and that he had been beheaded and was just wiggling from nerves.[/quote]
You got it wrong.
- Push OK dog’s head into hole in ground.
- Film dog wriggling to get out
- PROFIT!!!$$$$
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[/quote]
Haha, You Bastard!
I thought the dead grass was blood and that he had been beheaded and was just wiggling from nerves.[/quote]
You got it wrong.
- Push OK dog’s head into hole in ground.
- Film dog wriggling to get out
- PROFIT!!!$$$$[/quote]
No, his head wasn’t in a hole. He had it cocked to one side… enjoying a back scratch on the ground.
Here’s a coincidence I forgot about, but it was tickling the back of my mind since this thread started and I finally remembered it.
In 1987 I was sitting at home with ma and pa watching this Canadian TV show “Thrill of a Lifetime” which gave people a chance to fulfill some fantasy, usually mundane shit like clearing the ice mid-game for the Maple Leafs since this was a cheap Canadian show.
Anyway, this night they had a kid about 17 that wanted to cook for the army (I know) and so they sent him to Gagetown and we perked up because my brother was stationed there, so we put a tape in the VCR and started recording, just because it was Gagetown and my dad had been stationed there before. Now I don’t know how many soldiers there are in Gagetown…maybe 5000 or more, but at one point the kid sits on a bench that can hold 2 people and guess who’s sitting next to the kid while he gets interviewed? Yep, Bin Laden! NO! wait,sorry, I mean my brother. Really.
That was neat.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Here’s a coincidence I forgot about, but it was tickling the back of my mind since this thread started and I finally remembered it.
In 1987 I was sitting at home with ma and pa watching this Canadian TV show “Thrill of a Lifetime” which gave people a chance to fulfill some fantasy, usually mundane shit like clearing the ice mid-game for the Maple Leafs since this was a cheap Canadian show.
Anyway, this night they had a kid about 17 that wanted to cook for the army (I know) and so they sent him to Gagetown and we perked up because my brother was stationed there, so we put a tape in the VCR and started recording, just because it was Gagetown and my dad had been stationed there before. Now I don’t know how many soldiers there are in Gagetown…maybe 5000 or more, but at one point the kid sits on a bench that can hold 2 people and guess who’s sitting next to the kid while he gets interviewed? Yep, Bin Laden! NO! wait,sorry, I mean my brother. Really.
That was neat.[/quote]
LOL!
'Effin Nards!
It’s true about my brother on the TV show though.
My favourite coincidences is when I don’t want to attend something (date, party, meeting, etc.) and something happens and I can avoid it.
I always says “thanks” loud, since I’m a grateful person. Last interesting one I remember was last Fall. I met a very nice woman and we agreed to meet on Tuesday. I’ll cut the details, but for something I discovered, I got turned off, but for something else I had no heart to cancel the date. So the day before I’m at my friend’s talking with him about it and I say “I wish she couldn’t make it tomorrow and I could just pull out of this”.
And one hour later she contacts me saying she can’t make it since she has to take care of her mom.
So much joy! That same week I met who would become my girlfriend.
^^ Lol
WHAT FUCKING LOL?!?!?!?!?
That 1:16 felt like 4 minutes!!!