Weird Co-Worker's Attire

I can really park my bike in that!

Arizona is a weird place. I saw things similar to this when I was there, and was shocked.
Just sayin’, carry on.

[quote]waldo21212 wrote:

[quote]Tyrant wrote:

edit: MOOOOOSSSSSEEEEEEKNUCKLE!!! [/quote]

I believe the technical term for that is FUPA.[/quote]

Or, a Gunt.

Are you sure it’s a “she”? It could be a fat dude with elephantiasis…

Are you sure it’s a “she”? It could be a fat dude with elephantiasis…

[quote]dday wrote:
Yea no one can beat that front butt. Awesome

I used to work with a guy who’d come to work in a tux every now and then for no reason. [/quote]

Wait you work with Jim Halpert?

[quote]waldo21212 wrote:

[quote]dday wrote:
Yea no one can beat that front butt. Awesome

I used to work with a guy who’d come to work in a tux every now and then for no reason. [/quote]

Wait you work with Jim Halpert?[/quote]

HAHA!!! I forgot about that. This guy was more like Dwight and Kramer had a kid.

Front butt wins!!!

No pics, but in high school (Class of 94), there was a chick who wore a Publix store uniform that had to be from the 70s. I’m guessing it was her mom’s(or grandma’s, who knows).

Also, was stationed with a guy who would wear a Dr Seuss hat on occasion, and couldn’t figure out why people laughed. Seriously. He’s a SEAL now, go figure.

A guy I work with had a bunch of POLICE shirts made up. He wears one pretty much every day. He also had a police sticker made that he posted on the back of his Durango. And before you ask, no, he’s not a cop. He has failed the entrance exam a few times though.

Moose Knuckle: Camel Toe’s big sister.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]inkaddict wrote:
One more for good measure[/quote]

I don’t understand what’s goin on in this picture.[/quote]

Just leaning against a car smoking a cigarette. I was bummed this morning, thought she’d be wearing something a little more awesome, but no :frowning:

Maybe tomorrow…

This brings up a good “would you rather” conversation.

Would you rather work with a complete fashion disaster who does his/her job and contributes to the facilities operation, or with someone who’s totally put together, looks cool every day, but is a complete do-nothing douchebag?

I dont think that’s a good question at all.

I would choose the fashion disaster in a heartbeat. They get the job done, and allow me to laugh at the same time.

I worked with a dude who got into it with some manager about dress code. So this guy went to a thrift store and bought the cheesiest three peice polyester leisure suit complete with fedora hat. Looked fucking hilarious on the shop floor. Wore if for about two months. He would walk by the managers office every chance he could and tip his cap and do a Michael Jackson spin. Drove the manager nuts lol.

Bradtgif…definetly go with the bad dresser/good worker senario.

She does produce pretty well, so I’d rather have her look as repulsive as possible and still get the job done, then dress well and waste the day.

I bring it up because this very thing went through our office over the last year or so.

We had a hot, firey little latina in our admin department originally from Columbia who would wear the smokin’est little outfits and always smell good and had hair that glimmered, I mean totally had it’s own shine like a shampoo commercial. But she was a pain in the ass, always talking back, never completing stuff on time, holding onto correspondence too long to the point where you had to bug her to get stuff done.

Then, she quit. We were bummed at first because “shit, there goes our eye candy.” The lady they hired wears stretchy pants and sweaters and has short hair, she’s in her 50’s or so and is a complete mess to look at.

But she rocks, gets shit done and works her ass off. I like lady #2 better. I got the Vixen thread if I need eye candy.

Woah woah woah. You just changed the situation up Brad.

You asked this: or with someone who’s totally put together, looks cool every day, but is a complete do-nothing douchebag

But you’re example provided this: hot ass Columbian.

I thought you were talking a Joe Schmoe in a regular get up not getting his shit done. Everyone at my job is dressed fine (save 1 who dresses like a female Fonsi), but I would kill to have some bimbo here that is total eye candy and does nothing else but that.

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Woah woah woah. You just changed the situation up Brad.

You asked this: or with someone who’s totally put together, looks cool every day, but is a complete do-nothing douchebag

But you’re example provided this: hot ass Columbian.

I thought you were talking a Joe Schmoe in a regular get up not getting his shit done. Everyone at my job is dressed fine (save 1 who dresses like a female Fonsi), but I would kill to have some bimbo here that is total eye candy and does nothing else but that.[/quote]

The eye candy thing wears off though dude, unless of course she really has no other responsibility other than sitting there.

[quote]Petermus wrote:
Moose Knuckle: Camel Toe’s big sister. [/quote]

The Moses: Moose Knuckle’s big sister.

[quote]RichieDC wrote:

[quote]Petermus wrote:
Moose Knuckle: Camel Toe’s big sister. [/quote]

The Moses: Moose Knuckle’s big sister.
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as shown in fig.A