^ oh haha lulz…dead…lifting…ha ha
he hoo haa
Under normal circumstances, and without predatory beasts or scavengers present, if Professor X died out in nature, how long before his carcass decomposed completely?
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Under normal circumstances, and without predatory beasts or scavengers present, if Professor X died out in nature, how long before his carcass decomposed completely?[/quote]
Instantaneous. I don’t have time to decompose. In fact, I just got a call from Heaven last night and they said to just page them when my time comes and I can use the elevator.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Under normal circumstances, and without predatory beasts or scavengers present, if Professor X died out in nature, how long before his carcass decomposed completely?[/quote]
He wouldn’t decompose. He would return to the hamburger force whence he came.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Under normal circumstances, and without predatory beasts or scavengers present, if Professor X died out in nature, how long before his carcass decomposed completely?[/quote]
Instantaneous. I don’t have time to decompose. In fact, I just got a call from Heaven last night and they said to just page them when my time comes and I can use the elevator.[/quote]
Fuck that. When you die I am going to eat your body.
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Under normal circumstances, and without predatory beasts or scavengers present, if Professor X died out in nature, how long before his carcass decomposed completely?[/quote]
Instantaneous. I don’t have time to decompose. In fact, I just got a call from Heaven last night and they said to just page them when my time comes and I can use the elevator.[/quote]
Fuck that. When you die I am going to eat your body.[/quote]
No homo.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Under normal circumstances, and without predatory beasts or scavengers present, if Professor X died out in nature, how long before his carcass decomposed completely?[/quote]
Instantaneous. I don’t have time to decompose. In fact, I just got a call from Heaven last night and they said to just page them when my time comes and I can use the elevator.[/quote]
They must have upgraded it used to just have escalators.
[quote]kross001 wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Under normal circumstances, and without predatory beasts or scavengers present, if Professor X died out in nature, how long before his carcass decomposed completely?[/quote]
Instantaneous. I don’t have time to decompose. In fact, I just got a call from Heaven last night and they said to just page them when my time comes and I can use the elevator.[/quote]
They must have upgraded it used to just have escalators.[/quote]
Funny you should say that, because I always just assumed…
[quote]Otep wrote:
[quote]kross001 wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Under normal circumstances, and without predatory beasts or scavengers present, if Professor X died out in nature, how long before his carcass decomposed completely?[/quote]
Instantaneous. I don’t have time to decompose. In fact, I just got a call from Heaven last night and they said to just page them when my time comes and I can use the elevator.[/quote]
They must have upgraded it used to just have escalators.[/quote]
Funny you should say that, because I always just assumed…
Stairway to Heavon[/quote]
Escalators, didn’t you ever watch Tom and Jerry!
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Under normal circumstances, and without predatory beasts or scavengers present, if Professor X died out in nature, how long before his carcass decomposed completely?[/quote]
Instantaneous. I don’t have time to decompose. In fact, I just got a call from Heaven last night and they said to just page them when my time comes and I can use the elevator.[/quote]
Fuck that. When you die I am going to eat your body.[/quote]
No homo.[/quote]
I’m starting with the penis.
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Under normal circumstances, and without predatory beasts or scavengers present, if Professor X died out in nature, how long before his carcass decomposed completely?[/quote]
Instantaneous. I don’t have time to decompose. In fact, I just got a call from Heaven last night and they said to just page them when my time comes and I can use the elevator.[/quote]
Fuck that. When you die I am going to eat your body.[/quote]
No homo.[/quote]
I’m starting with the penis.[/quote]
LOL!
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Under normal circumstances, and without predatory beasts or scavengers present, if Professor X died out in nature, how long before his carcass decomposed completely?[/quote]
Instantaneous. I don’t have time to decompose. In fact, I just got a call from Heaven last night and they said to just page them when my time comes and I can use the elevator.[/quote]
Fuck that. When you die I am going to eat your body.[/quote]
No homo.[/quote]
I’m starting with the penis.[/quote]
LOL!
[/quote]
X1000
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
ahahhah this wasnt so bad was it Ghost?
Before I can answer your question X, I only need to know one thing: Did you lift today? [/quote]
Why yes, yes I did lift today. And you know…people seemed to see me lifting so I assume I was really there.
Is that wrong?[/quote]
Perhaps you were deadlifting?[/quote]
That’s epic, nice one!
after this thread, you’re dead to me.
cannibal.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Oftentimes when crossing grave yards or simply driving passed them at 70mph, there will be certain gentlemen standing around outside speaking loudly about how somebody shot them or how they got run over by a train. Now, obviously there can be no such thing as ghosts so I assume that most people must just think these people are crazy and keep driving since no one else ever seems to stop to help them. Sometimes, I will stop to ask if they need help but they run away so fast it is almost like they vanish instantly.
I can only assume that
a) They are magicians
b) They are clinically insane
So, one day, my fiance and I, instead of asking if they need help, decided to simply walk up to them and stare at them eye to eye so they couldn’t run away without us seeing where they went.
“hey, babe, this old guy ain’t moving”
“keep staring, baby, maybe he’ll wet himself”
“but what happens if he stabs me?”
“I don’t see a weapon. All I see is clothes about 50 years out of date…I mean, VELVET!!!”
“Maybe he’s a backup singer for Prince.”
This was when my girl pinched my ass like she often does when she gets nervous and when I looked back around, the man was GONE! All that was left was a train ticket from 1948 lying on the ground where he was standing.
So what say you T-Nation massif?
Am I dead?[/quote]
Congratulations on the engagement, at least I think you’re engaged…
[quote]enrac wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Oftentimes when crossing grave yards or simply driving passed them at 70mph, there will be certain gentlemen standing around outside speaking loudly about how somebody shot them or how they got run over by a train. Now, obviously there can be no such thing as ghosts so I assume that most people must just think these people are crazy and keep driving since no one else ever seems to stop to help them. Sometimes, I will stop to ask if they need help but they run away so fast it is almost like they vanish instantly.
I can only assume that
a) They are magicians
b) They are clinically insane
So, one day, my fiance and I, instead of asking if they need help, decided to simply walk up to them and stare at them eye to eye so they couldn’t run away without us seeing where they went.
“hey, babe, this old guy ain’t moving”
“keep staring, baby, maybe he’ll wet himself”
“but what happens if he stabs me?”
“I don’t see a weapon. All I see is clothes about 50 years out of date…I mean, VELVET!!!”
“Maybe he’s a backup singer for Prince.”
This was when my girl pinched my ass like she often does when she gets nervous and when I looked back around, the man was GONE! All that was left was a train ticket from 1948 lying on the ground where he was standing.
So what say you T-Nation massif?
Am I dead?[/quote]
Congratulations on the engagement, at least I think you’re engaged…[/quote]
I’m not. I will make several threads about pre-nupts before I ever do that.
Now I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger
But she ain’t messin’ wit no broke ni**as.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]enrac wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Oftentimes when crossing grave yards or simply driving passed them at 70mph, there will be certain gentlemen standing around outside speaking loudly about how somebody shot them or how they got run over by a train. Now, obviously there can be no such thing as ghosts so I assume that most people must just think these people are crazy and keep driving since no one else ever seems to stop to help them. Sometimes, I will stop to ask if they need help but they run away so fast it is almost like they vanish instantly.
I can only assume that
a) They are magicians
b) They are clinically insane
So, one day, my fiance and I, instead of asking if they need help, decided to simply walk up to them and stare at them eye to eye so they couldn’t run away without us seeing where they went.
“hey, babe, this old guy ain’t moving”
“keep staring, baby, maybe he’ll wet himself”
“but what happens if he stabs me?”
“I don’t see a weapon. All I see is clothes about 50 years out of date…I mean, VELVET!!!”
“Maybe he’s a backup singer for Prince.”
This was when my girl pinched my ass like she often does when she gets nervous and when I looked back around, the man was GONE! All that was left was a train ticket from 1948 lying on the ground where he was standing.
So what say you T-Nation massif?
Am I dead?[/quote]
Congratulations on the engagement, at least I think you’re engaged…[/quote]
I’m not. I will make several threads about pre-nupts before I ever do that.
Now I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger
But she ain’t messin’ wit no broke ni**as.[/quote]
Is she messing with broke white guys?
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]enrac wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Oftentimes when crossing grave yards or simply driving passed them at 70mph, there will be certain gentlemen standing around outside speaking loudly about how somebody shot them or how they got run over by a train. Now, obviously there can be no such thing as ghosts so I assume that most people must just think these people are crazy and keep driving since no one else ever seems to stop to help them. Sometimes, I will stop to ask if they need help but they run away so fast it is almost like they vanish instantly.
I can only assume that
a) They are magicians
b) They are clinically insane
So, one day, my fiance and I, instead of asking if they need help, decided to simply walk up to them and stare at them eye to eye so they couldn’t run away without us seeing where they went.
“hey, babe, this old guy ain’t moving”
“keep staring, baby, maybe he’ll wet himself”
“but what happens if he stabs me?”
“I don’t see a weapon. All I see is clothes about 50 years out of date…I mean, VELVET!!!”
“Maybe he’s a backup singer for Prince.”
This was when my girl pinched my ass like she often does when she gets nervous and when I looked back around, the man was GONE! All that was left was a train ticket from 1948 lying on the ground where he was standing.
So what say you T-Nation massif?
Am I dead?[/quote]
Congratulations on the engagement, at least I think you’re engaged…[/quote]
I’m not. I will make several threads about pre-nupts before I ever do that.
Now I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger
But she ain’t messin’ wit no broke ni**as.[/quote]
Is she messing with broke white guys?
[/quote]
no way, we would have met by now.