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Let’s see if this one works. It shows that i’m not a total buzzkill.

Me on the Right-Animal.

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[quote]Beowulf66 wrote:
I’m in the middle.

Obscure fact-I don’t like big parties with stupid people.[/quote]

Looked like there were some hotties there though. Things should’ve been looking up.

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Don’t know about anybody else, but I actually thought lynndie england was kind of hot? Does that make me twisted?

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Random Fact: I’ve stripped for women for money.

My Dog’s an idiot, that’s just for clarity’s sake.

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Me , making a tackle!

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Here I am after flying face first into the only rock pile in site after having my front end wash out after landing a little 8 foot drop (witht a full face helmet on). Had to ride down the rest of the mountain with a hole in my face. 5 stitches and an x-ray showing a slight fracture around my nasal cavity later, I had a beer and got ready to hit the trail the next day.

Little known fact: I’ve had a severed urethra from a freak MTB crash. 2 weeks with a catheter tube sucks but at least all the plumbing still works. That little episode kept me off the trail for about 3 weeks or so…

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[quote]bikejames wrote:
Here I am after flying face first into the only rock pile in site after having my front end wash out after landing a little 8 foot drop
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That’s purty, hoss.

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Random Fact:

I lost these teeth when my upper jaw was shattered in a hoorific softball accident. They flew out whole…root and all.

I have a reconstructed upper jaw with bone taken from my hip bone, and 2 new titanium implants with pearly whites attached!!!

2 year and many surgeries in the process…it sucked.

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A few obscure facts
1 - I am a public accountant (lame, I know)
2 - I actually have a criminal record
3 - I have been working out for 4 years but you’d never REALLY now from looking at me.

Holla!

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[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
Random Fact: I’ve stripped for women for money.
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Random Fact: I’ve kept my clothes on for women for money.

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[quote]Ron Bergandy wrote:
A few obscure facts
1 - I am a public accountant (lame, I know)
2 - I actually have a criminal record
3 - I have been working out for 4 years but you’d never REALLY now from looking at me.

Holla![/quote]

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http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/9/9/996288.1143775427026.mn_lynnengland-mug.jpe

[quote]David_Wise wrote:
Don’t know about anybody else, but I actually thought lynndie england was kind of hot? Does that make me twisted?[/quote]

dude ?

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I am a 5 sport athlete (football, basketball, golf, track, and baseball) and have a 4.0 GPA and have the dream to become a Naval Academy midshipmen to earn a commission in the Marine Corps. In 8 weeks I went from a 910 to a 1065 core number in the weight room, it’s not much, but that’s a big improvement, I hope to be in the 1200 club by August.

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I guess I just like a girl in a uniform. Punish me, lynndie. Then rot in prison.
mmmmmmmm.
By the way, this IS a joke. Let’s make that absolutely 100% fucking clear.

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[quote]Sepukku wrote:
brokenground wrote:
I am an artist, and here is a portrait of my beautiful mama. She’s from Bolivia.

Sabia que seras una sexy latina! Mi papi’s Uruguayo. A mi parece que no hay ningun razon estar con tanta verguenza, eres muy guapa nena, me encanta tus ojos (y tu cuerpo)! :slight_smile:

[/quote]

gracias. :slight_smile:

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[quote]JPBear wrote:
brokenground wrote:
I am an artist, and here is a portrait of my beautiful mama. She’s from Bolivia.

Wow, I love it. You are very talented. I don’t know her of course, but I have a feeling you captured her soul in that painting. [/quote]

thanks JP! I hope that I did. I love her so much, and somehow I think I pulled that off in the painting…

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[quote]gags wrote:
brokenground wrote:

Thanks. actually, I’m an 856 kinda girl, but used to be 609, they changed it. it’s really funny that you know that.

856-…me too, nice too see someone not from the new york part of jersey
[/quote]

word.

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[quote]brokenground wrote:
JPBear wrote:
brokenground wrote:
I am an artist, and here is a portrait of my beautiful mama. She’s from Bolivia.

Wow, I love it. You are very talented. I don’t know her of course, but I have a feeling you captured her soul in that painting.

thanks JP! I hope that I did. I love her so much, and somehow I think I pulled that off in the painting…[/quote]

If you have more artwork I would love to see it.

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brokenground, you have some great talent being able to paint that portrait. OH, and you’re smokin’ hot too. Maybe you could hook us up on an awesome painting for the 'Nation?

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28 and a Sergeant in the Army. Lovin’ it.
Random obscure facts:

  1. I once made a tow truck run over a fire hydrant with a snowball to the windshield. I was 5 years old. I got my ass beat for that one.

  2. Big women (not fat women) turn me on.

  3. I dig bands with female vocalists (Arch Enemy, Nightwish, Within Temptation, etc) along with the standard issued Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, etc

  4. I am qualified in 4 separate MOSs’ in the Army (mortars, TOW missiles, infantry, MP)

  5. I taught myself to play guitar, and became quite good. Eventually was able to play Yngwie Malmsteen songs and wrote several great pieces of my own, only to abandon that for powerlifting pursuits. Was much better at guitar, but enjoy the PL too much.

  6. Aspire to be an artist. Have no idea where to start.

  7. Withstood 5 full-strength ambushes in Baghdad… in a single day. Most lasted over 1 km in length. 1 was over a mile long. I found religion that day. It was my first day of missions.

This has been nice putting faces to some names, and seeing some hot women.

I am on the left. Taken in Baghdad, with my brother on the right, around June '04