[quote]Tizza wrote:
Does it have to be a man?[/quote]
I’d hit it…
ha, errhhh…
Dave Andreychuk… the effect is lost without the long grey hair in his face. He is the ultimate hockey player… long greasy hair, perpetual playoff beard (even in October) lips and teeth mangled from years of sticks to the face.
[quote]KC Masterpiece wrote:
Dave Andreychuk…
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Go Bolts!
Nice one KC, I still can’t believe Tampon Bay won the cup. Here’s the Canadiens entry: Andrei Markov.
Indeed… but he IS married to Paulina Porzikova… I wanna know what his secret is.
[quote]chinadoll wrote:
Dunno what it is but Marilyn Manson makes me queasy…[/quote]
Could it be the white face paint? or the blue eye shadow? or the lipstick? or the freaky teeth metal? or the body suit with boobs? or the fact that he’s a fucking psycho?
or that the sarcasm flew right over my head?
Not even booze can help these poor bastards!
By the way, Sloth gets my vote - one scary looking dude!
[quote]boonville410 wrote:
By the way, Sloth gets my vote - one scary looking dude![/quote]
Incredible symmetry.
[quote]KC Masterpiece wrote:
Indeed… but he IS married to Paulina Porzikova… I wanna know what his secret is.
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He’s famous. How does Tommy Lee get laid? Famous.
This is a very funny thread…mean…but funny! 
I remember seeing this guy on Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
I remember seeing this guy on Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.
Lmao, I started getting scared when I saw the title was ‘twomouths’. That was really sick, nice contribution!
Thanks, it really just started when I saw a picture of Tie Domi and thought “Could anyone possibly be uglier without getting into some sort of freak accident?” Sadly I now know the answer is yes. 
[quote]BlaZe wrote:
dont have a pic but i cant believe stephen hawkin is not posted yet…
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Stevie ‘wonder’ Hawking yukking it up on Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Note for those who think I’m an insensitive a-hole: I don’t actually think Stephen was ugly until his condition (which sucks major ass) got progressively worse. The only reason I’m including him on this thread is because I have the utmost respect for him and his accomplishments as a person…that and he’s hilariously ugly in this picture.
Mugshot of one Melissa Ann Rowland, 28, of Salt Lake City, Utah, who was arrested for murder. She repeatedly refused to deliver her twins by Cesarean section due to vanity. As a result, doctors say one of the babies died two days before it was delivered.
Ugliest? Me. Hands down. Why do you think I don’t have my mug on my avatar?
Theo
[quote]TeeVee69 wrote:
Mugshot of one Melissa Ann Rowland, 28, of Salt Lake City, Utah, who was arrested for murder. She repeatedly refused to deliver her twins by Cesarean section due to vanity. As a result, doctors say one of the babies died two days before it was delivered.[/quote]
I don’t which is worse…the fact that she killed a baby over having a scar…or that she was allowed to procreate in the first place.
[quote]TeeVee69 wrote:
Mugshot of one Melissa Ann Rowland, 28, of Salt Lake City, Utah, who was arrested for murder. She repeatedly refused to deliver her twins by Cesarean section due to vanity. As a result, doctors say one of the babies died two days before it was delivered.
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Vanity? She needs to worry about her trailer trash looks before she worries about any damn scar (barely noticeable scar, the way they do it these days).
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I don’t which is worse…the fact that she killed a baby over having a scar…or that she was allowed to procreate in the first place.[/quote]
The bigger question is how f***ing drunk would you have to be to want to do her?
[quote]TeeVee69 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
I don’t which is worse…the fact that she killed a baby over having a scar…or that she was allowed to procreate in the first place.
The bigger question is how f***ing drunk would you have to be to want to do her?[/quote]
She drugged a guy, extracted his sperm and then enseminated herself. No one could get a hard-on looking at that.