I feel bad for Kristen Stewart. She basically pouted and moped like a spoiled brat for two hours.
If she has teeth, she certainly didn’t need whitening. Chick never cracked a smile once.
In ten years she’ll be pissing and moaning that she could never get more “mature” roles because she’s a victim of Hollywood type-casting.
She should just start doing porn now.
[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
There’s something fishy going on here. Pic courtesy of photoshopdisaster.com
Orion: I think you are reading way too much into what is essentially some fat mormon chick’s wet dream. I refuse to believe that there is any hidden meaning in anything beyond the fact that the author finds young boys arousing.[/quote]
Yeah well, if all the entertainment was in my head, I can only recommend watching it on weed.
beware of manwarepig
My Girlfriend is so obsessed with this whole twilight Saga thing. Shes 22 and is just finishing up her Chemical Engineering degree…99% of the time she is a smart, rational and enjoyable person to be around, but if the topic of twilight comes up I swear its like shes in grade 5…Damn you Stephenie Meyer for ever thinking up this plot to control the minds of all of today’s youth with your pale faced vampires…makes me long for the days she used to read harry potter.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Oh My Gawd…this movie was like, so hawt. I mean, like, when the HAWT vampire guy Edward Cullin came on scene, I like had shivers. Oh, and like the 5th time Taylor Lautner took his shirt off, all of the girls in the room fainted…and then we woke up and ate chocolate. This movie has redefined young love and like werewolves and stuff.
Some people say this movie is like Titanic…but the Titanic movie is soooo last year and Leonardo is so OLD now. This movie is NOTHING like Titanic. I mean, yes, it involves Hollywood HAWT guys, an average looking female love interest, a basic plot meant to only support a weaker puppy dog love story and the overuse of eyeliner…but that is where the similarities end!
If you girls out there want to see a GREAT movie with HAWT guys who LOVE eyeliner and taking their shirts off every 5 minutes on screen with a great basic plot device seen 5,000 times in other movies along with the active dulling down of a historically dark concept involving sucking blood, sex and murder, this movie is for you. Oh, and SPARKLES!!!
Yeah but at least everyone died at the end of Titanic making sure there would be no “Titanic 2 the RISING”
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If only there could be a cross over with this movie:
Reposts, but still good…
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I wonder if the guys in movies like this know that after words they will be made fun of by every man on the plannet, and most women…and only adored by adolescent fat girls… cuz if they dont know that before taking on these roles, I almost feel bad for them…
lol @ knowing the difference between a vampire and a faggot
Just saw the 10 minutes of this movie that i could tolerate, and i love my new vagina…
Entertainment Weekly Stephanie Meyer interview:
Have you read Bram Stoker’s Dracula?
“No, but it’s on the list. I should’ve read that one a long time ago, but right now I can’t read any vampire novels. I tried, after I wrote Twilight, to read The Historian, because it was the big thing that summer. But I can’t read other people’s vampires. If it’s too close [to my writing], I get upset; if it’s too far away, I get upset. It just makes me very neurotic.”
Is it true you’ve never seen a vampire movie?
“I’ve seen little pieces of Interview with a Vampire when it was on TV, but I kind of always go YUCK! I don’t watch R-rated movies, so that really cuts down on a lot of the horror. And I think I’ve seen a couple of pieces of The Lost Boys, which my husband liked, and he wanted me to watch it once, but I was like, It’s creepy!”
Fuckin’ pathetic.
Damn, Prof, Damn!!!
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Entertainment Weekly Stephanie Meyer interview:
Have you read Bram Stoker’s Dracula?
“No, but it’s on the list. I should’ve read that one a long time ago, but right now I can’t read any vampire novels. I tried, after I wrote Twilight, to read The Historian, because it was the big thing that summer. But I can’t read other people’s vampires. If it’s too close [to my writing], I get upset; if it’s too far away, I get upset. It just makes me very neurotic.”
Is it true you’ve never seen a vampire movie?
“I’ve seen little pieces of Interview with a Vampire when it was on TV, but I kind of always go YUCK! I don’t watch R-rated movies, so that really cuts down on a lot of the horror. And I think I’ve seen a couple of pieces of The Lost Boys, which my husband liked, and he wanted me to watch it once, but I was like, It’s creepy!”
Fuckin’ pathetic.
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LOL at the original Lost Boys, which is just a really gorey (and gayer) version of Twilight.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
http://www.spill.com/Movie-Reviews/MovieReview.aspx?Name=The%20Twilight%20Saga:%20New%20Moon&VideoId=475922 [/quote]
That was funny
[quote]Professor X wrote:
The adrenaline just kept on pumping as the main character…learned to ride a dirt bike. When she accelerated, my heart accelerated with her!!![/quote]
This nearly had me crying with laughter!
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Entertainment Weekly Stephanie Meyer interview:
Have you read Bram Stoker’s Dracula?
“No, but it’s on the list. I should’ve read that one a long time ago, but right now I can’t read any vampire novels. I tried, after I wrote Twilight, to read The Historian, because it was the big thing that summer. But I can’t read other people’s vampires. If it’s too close [to my writing], I get upset; if it’s too far away, I get upset. It just makes me very neurotic.”
Is it true you’ve never seen a vampire movie?
“I’ve seen little pieces of Interview with a Vampire when it was on TV, but I kind of always go YUCK! I don’t watch R-rated movies, so that really cuts down on a lot of the horror. And I think I’ve seen a couple of pieces of The Lost Boys, which my husband liked, and he wanted me to watch it once, but I was like, It’s creepy!”
Fuckin’ pathetic.
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LOL at the original Lost Boys, which is just a really gorey (and gayer) version of Twilight. [/quote]
GASP
Oh…hell nah,Doug. Nothing is gayer than Twilight. Lost Boys has an excuse…it was the '80s…lol.
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Entertainment Weekly Stephanie Meyer interview:
Have you read Bram Stoker’s Dracula?
“No, but it’s on the list. I should’ve read that one a long time ago, but right now I can’t read any vampire novels. I tried, after I wrote Twilight, to read The Historian, because it was the big thing that summer. But I can’t read other people’s vampires. If it’s too close [to my writing], I get upset; if it’s too far away, I get upset. It just makes me very neurotic.”
Is it true you’ve never seen a vampire movie?
“I’ve seen little pieces of Interview with a Vampire when it was on TV, but I kind of always go YUCK! I don’t watch R-rated movies, so that really cuts down on a lot of the horror. And I think I’ve seen a couple of pieces of The Lost Boys, which my husband liked, and he wanted me to watch it once, but I was like, It’s creepy!”
Fuckin’ pathetic.
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LOL at the original Lost Boys, which is just a really gorey (and gayer) version of Twilight. [/quote]
Its an angry letter written by a Twilight fan to Universal chastising them for ripping off Twilight in the Wolfman remake.
Things like this make my brain hurt.
