Trying to be 1000lbs

It’s actually sad. Thinning the gene pool.

I hope she has a stroke

I can’t believe you all could be so insensitive. Clearly, she’s just trying to help those poor powerlifters that can’t afford all the plates they need.

Ick.

She and her boyfriend probably met on this site:

[quote]Xab wrote:
I can’t believe you all could be so insensitive. Clearly, she’s just trying to help those poor powerlifters that can’t afford all the plates they need. [/quote]

What pisses me off most is that I can’t squat, bench, or deadlift her. There shouldn’t be a fucking human being on this planet whose weight I can’t at least pull off the ground. Now, I want her dead.

What a selfish bitch. She obviously hasn’t considered the consequences of the role model she’s playing for her daughter, not to mention she’ll die asap–though considering, maybe that would be healthier for her daughter in the long run…

[quote]DJHT wrote:
I guess this ends the debate in the other thread of when are you big enough.[/quote]

Dammit, I created a war by starting that thread. But yeah this fat chick is big enough, or should I say fat enough. She wipes her ass with a mop.

[quote]powerful01 wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
I guess this ends the debate in the other thread of when are you big enough.[/quote]

Dammit, I created a war by starting that thread. But yeah this fat chick is big enough, or should I say fat enough. She wipes her ass with a mop.
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I think someone finally managed to answer your question, lol. As tough a question as we thought it was, there was always going to be one fatty to end the debate.

But in all seriousness, if you were the second fattest person in the world, would you not just try and at least get into the record books by eating yourself into first place?

Dying of heart attack at 50 (but only being second fattest in the world) is definitely worse than dying at 49 and being the record holder.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Some of these people have the specific goal of being so fat that they start collecting unemployment checks so they don’t have to work anymore…which frees up more time for cheesecake.[/quote]

[quote]aeyogi wrote:
When the hard times come (think Mad Max), fat, slow moving people are going to be my food. [/quote]

I guess if it comes to life and death Id consider it, but thats going to be some low quality protein/fats coming from that source. Personally I think Ill go after the most dangerous game, T-Nation members, in hopes that their copious Flameout/Surge/Superfood consumption gives them a better nutrition profile.

All I can think of is my mother telling me “finish that plate, there’re starving kids in africa!”

[quote]powerful01 wrote:
She wipes her ass with a mop.
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I loled

[quote]Eric 2.0 wrote:

[quote]powerful01 wrote:
She wipes her ass with a mop.
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I loled[/quote]

Wrong, not a mop, a deluxe-size comfort wipe.

[quote]powerful01 wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
I guess this ends the debate in the other thread of when are you big enough.[/quote]

Dammit, I created a war by starting that thread. But yeah this fat chick is big enough, or should I say fat enough. She wipes her ass with a mop.
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Sorry man I liked your thread, thought it would be funny at least to me. And she wipes with the bedsheet butt floss method.

it’ll be tragic when her daughter grows up without a mom, and when people ask her why, she isnt going to say cancer or anything tragic, she is just going to have to explain mom wanted to be 1,000 lbs.

[quote]waldo21212 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Some of these people have the specific goal of being so fat that they start collecting unemployment checks so they don’t have to work anymore…which frees up more time for cheesecake.[/quote]

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The episode where Homer wears the Mumu and people make fun of him popped into my head almost immediately. And thank your for that SP clip, hilarious!