Truck Nuts Are Gay

[quote]aznt0rk wrote:

[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:
Gayer than a fanny pack full of rainbow dicks[/quote]

fixed.[/quote]

I <3 you

[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
it’s stupid and offensive - and i’m not easily offended but i only imagine some some small boy or girl asking their parents what those are and them having to try to explain. [/quote]

“Well, Timmy, those are nuts, just like you have them”. What’s the big fucking deal? What is so inherently evil about male anatomy, that children are not supposed to know? [/quote]

How about common courtesy? Respect for others? The fact that I don’t need to see male junk in movies or on the road while with the family.

In your scenario, I could flash your child with my real nuts and you should be OK with that, right?

I’m glad that others in the world agree with me.

its like any trend - cool the first time i saw it.

I think ths balls are just trying to say that this is a badass truck (in their minds, most cases its not)Its their life, if they want to put a pair of balls on their truck, cool. I wouldnt do it because I have a 98 blazer, so it would just be idiotic. Its the same thing as having spinner wheels and/or huge subs blasting from your car.

I guess why its America, we get freedom of expression, so we express ourselves in ways.

I belive that a car is a mode of transportation to get from point A to point B, its not supposed to be flashy, but, subtle and nice looking. Maybe some small touches like a cool plate on the front, but nothing to dramatic.

go ahead and flame.

p.s. (burlap bag full of rainbow colored, cherry flavored dicks)

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Gayer than guys banging each other while watching Sweatin’ to the Oldies. [/quote]

gayer than cum on a mustache.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Gayer than guys banging each other while watching Sweatin’ to the Oldies. [/quote]

gayer than cum on a mustache.[/quote]

There is a joke about women in there somewhere.

I’ve never even seen truck nuts in real life. The first time I ever even heard of them was from a different thread on this site. I guess people in my city aren’t gay enough to have them.

[quote]Rockscar wrote:

[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
it’s stupid and offensive - and i’m not easily offended but i only imagine some some small boy or girl asking their parents what those are and them having to try to explain. [/quote]

“Well, Timmy, those are nuts, just like you have them”. What’s the big fucking deal? What is so inherently evil about male anatomy, that children are not supposed to know? [/quote]

How about common courtesy? Respect for others? The fact that I don’t need to see male junk in movies or on the road while with the family.

In your scenario, I could flash your child with my real nuts and you should be OK with that, right?[/quote]

I wouldn’t press charges, I do not find nudity of any kind really of offense.

I do have a loud truck GMC Sierra 2500HD with a straight pipe, no muffler 6" lift 35" tires. I have to admit right now I have a pair of bulls nuts on my truck, however I have to explain. For the past few weeks I have been bragging about my current streak in King of the Hill. So, when we castrated the bulls before shipping he tanned the hide and put silicone balls in there for effect and hung them from my truck. So, I think I should get points for having an actual bovine nut sack on my truck instead of the plastic ones.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Rockscar wrote:

[quote]Dre the Hatchet wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
it’s stupid and offensive - and i’m not easily offended but i only imagine some some small boy or girl asking their parents what those are and them having to try to explain. [/quote]

“Well, Timmy, those are nuts, just like you have them”. What’s the big fucking deal? What is so inherently evil about male anatomy, that children are not supposed to know? [/quote]

How about common courtesy? Respect for others? The fact that I don’t need to see male junk in movies or on the road while with the family.

In your scenario, I could flash your child with my real nuts and you should be OK with that, right?[/quote]

I wouldn’t press charges, I do not find nudity of any kind really of offense.

I do have a loud truck GMC Sierra 2500HD with a straight pipe, no muffler 6" lift 35" tires. I have to admit right now I have a pair of bulls nuts on my truck, however I have to explain. For the past few weeks I have been bragging about my current streak in King of the Hill. So, when we castrated the bulls before shipping he tanned the hide and put silicone balls in there for effect and hung them from my truck. So, I think I should get points for having an actual bovine nut sack on my truck instead of the plastic ones.[/quote]

oh so they’re real balls. well that’s not ghey at all, sir.

that’s superghey.

that’s just too much ghey. you’re off the gheydar. you’re gheydioactive.

I will laugh when I see some tiny nuts hanging under the rear bumper of a Smart car.

[quote]brauny96 wrote:
I think ths balls are just trying to say that this is a badass truck (in their minds, most cases its not)Its their life, if they want to put a pair of balls on their truck, cool. I wouldnt do it because I have a 98 blazer, so it would just be idiotic. Its the same thing as having spinner wheels and/or huge subs blasting from your car.

I guess why its America, we get freedom of expression, so we express ourselves in ways.

I belive that a car is a mode of transportation to get from point A to point B, its not supposed to be flashy, but, subtle and nice looking. Maybe some small touches like a cool plate on the front, but nothing to dramatic.

go ahead and flame.

p.s. (burlap bag full of rainbow colored, cherry flavored dicks)[/quote]

What’s wrong with having huge subs blasting in your car? Never used your car as a stereo at a barn party?

I once saw a pair of silicone boobie on the back of a truck. They jiggled and wiggled with every bump. I’m surprised their wasn’t a line of crashed cars everywhere that truck went.