Transformers 2

[quote]GluteusGigantis wrote:
chillain wrote:

Agreed that they did well with Soundwave and Ravage.

Not sure that that offsets their error of having Megatron serve another master.

Should’ve had Megatron kill the Fallen after killing Prime.[/quote]

Now we talkin. Also, Bumblebee killing Ravage was just dumb.

[quote]jpb wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
AngryVader wrote:

Along those same lines, my friend just sent me this:

That was spot on.

Agree completely…

jpb
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priceless!

[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
-Shia Lebouf dying and talking to Prime’s ancestors in heaven was sickening. [/quote]

If he had stayed in robot heaven it would have been better.

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
horsepuss wrote:
This is a great list of WTF’s

#10 is my favorite.

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/smg-transformers-10-questions.html

Along those same lines, my friend just sent me this:

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That was a great laugh. How bad is it that after reading this I want to see the film again? Too bad he doesn’t mention that the hard banging robot on robot action makes all the bad stuff go away.

I went in expecting to see a mindless film with giant robots beating the fucking shit out of one another (which is what I wanted to see). I was not dissapointed.

Why is the Matrix of Leadership bigger in the Fallen’s hand than in Sam’s?

Fucking right. That’s what I want to know.

Yeah, how did Megatron appear at the bottom of the ocean? I thought he was destroyed by the Allspark in the first film?

I miss the Aussie hottie. Megan Fox’s glam shots were really annoying (good call).

[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Why is the Matrix of Leadership bigger in the Fallen’s hand than in Sam’s?

Fucking right. That’s what I want to know.

Yeah, how did Megatron appear at the bottom of the ocean? I thought he was destroyed by the Allspark in the first film?

I miss the Aussie hottie. Megan Fox’s glam shots were really annoying (good call).[/quote]

I loved this movie. The Matrix wasn’t even a solid object. That was why it crumbled and restored itself later. Just like the cube, it seems size depends on who is handling it and why.

Megatron was dropped at the bottom of the ocean at the end of the first movie (JUST LIKE IN THE CARTOON). Pay attention.

Also, if you find Ms. Fox annoying…well, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Oh, annoying doesn’t mean I wouldn’t bang her. Her botox lips would be pursed around my…Matrix of Leadership. Yes, sir.

Just saw the movie. Really enjoyed it.

Megan Fox, how I love you…

[quote]chillain wrote:
jpb wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
AngryVader wrote:

Along those same lines, my friend just sent me this:

That was spot on.

Agree completely…

jpb

priceless![/quote]

So the Decepticons made a slutty robot to attend his college and enrolled her in classes and put her in on-campus housing just in case Sam ended up being important at some point in the future?
Apparently. It was an elaborate plan, but it sure paid off.

Hahaha! But goddamn, Isabel Lucas was HOT!!!

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I enjoyed it for some of the special effects and fight scenes, but fuck – what a total lack of a coherent story. Other than the fights, I don’t think I can even explain what took place in this movie.

The part where Optimus take on three Decepticons was pretty cool. He’s obviously been hitting the iron since the last movie, because in the last movie Megatron wtfpwned him.

I’m pretty sure Optimus has been using Nate Green’s para-workout protocol.

OK…I do have to admit that a human transforming robot was a tad too far. If they can do that, we are all FUCKED.

[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
I’m pretty sure Optimus has been using Nate Green’s para-workout protocol.[/quote]

I Lol’d on that one, nice