This sucks balls!!

Okay, worst weekend in a long time and I need to vent. I hurt my shoulder at work, so no upper body gymming for a bit. The engine in my old car blew up in the middle of nowhere, so I had to ditch the car and remove all evidence of me… which I’ll admit was fun, but now the car is sitting in some dudes field because I couldn’t bring myself to drive it into the lake, being as how I might have been unable to get out and the possibility of death didn’t appeal to me at the time.

And in the middle of May… IT’ FREAKING SNOWING!!! How crappy is that??? it’s like a blizzard outside… I crave the sun, I am a pale little man and I need to change that… but NO I had to wear a winter jacket in May because I live in Saskatchewan, and that means I have to put up with cowboys and crappy weather and the possibility of not being able to get all the Biotest products that you sun-dwellers get the priviledge of having.

Sorry about the venting, but snow is made for snowboarding (no hills in SK either) and Christmas time… thats it, I could do quite nicely without snow except for those two instances.

So does anybody have a couch in a warmer location for a small Canadian? I am housetrained and I get along with children and strangers quite well, plus I have had all my shots.

-Dave

Yo Dave come see me out in Jersey bro, i have a couch for you to crash on(no im not gay!) You seem like fun to hang out with considering that you will leave at one point!!! Hahaha,its close to 90 degrees here this week,plus im close to 2 major cities,and the shore is under an hour away…Oh and by the way I’m sure to help you with your girl problem!!!

Got a footon in my office here in San Diego lil bro.

But you gotta grow back the mullet.

B.

Bummer!

On the bright side I bet you look super cute all bundled up in your winter jacket! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: just kidding!

Anyway, I’ve got a couch in LA (a very comfortable one as my BF can attest :)) about 20 minutes from the beach and as of this moment it is a breezy 78 degrees…

Oh yeah, I have cute friends too.

SWWWEEEEEET!!! Man I smell a summer road trip!!! But I have a question Sabrina… why does your boyfriend sleep on the couch? or is that only when he has been bad?

And I gotta grow the mullet back??
How about this, we open some sort of voting system, or poll, and that will decide my next hair style, people of T-mag your voices shall be heard, vote on my hair(if you have nothing better to do) and when it grows back, your hairstyle shall be created!!!

-Dave

He is an active sleeper, it’s like he is playing football in his sleep. So, off to the couch he goes.

As for the mullet only grow in back if you NEVER want to get some ass! Seriously, SD, no mullet.

Yeah Dave(who isn’t me) it’s true, I do leave at some point, actually I leave alot, I think I have lived in around 30 different places so far in my 22 years.

And I can see how that would suck Sabrina, but then if I slept on your couch wouldn’t I have to put up with that? I can’t be sleeping with all sorts of guys, or any guys for that matter. And I guess the mullet would be a bad idea if I left SK, I had WAY too many sincere compliments on that haircut while I had it, it was worrisome.

So Jersey, San Diego, and LA so far… this is gonna be a fun road trip!! now all I gotta do is book some time off or quit my job.

Hey T-mag, are you looking for a roving reporter? I could visit various T-peoples gyms and report on which ones are T-nation approved, and which don’t cut the mustard. or being as how that would serve no purpose, I could be a cheap intern and fetch TC’s coffee and Timmy P’s gerbils.

-Dave