This Guy Has Balls... But Only Balls

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[quote]jasmincar wrote:yeah right. What, does my opinions makes you angry? Why dont you go shout about it on fox. Just telling me that I am stupid wont make it.

BTW, I dont think I am ‘‘that smart’’ and neither are you[/quote]

What if enough of us tell you that you are stupid? Will it make it so then? Seriously, what you said was fucking stupid. What would throwing rocks at the cops accomplish? What in the FUCK would starting a riot accomplish other than possibly injuring hundreds of people and causing thousands of dollars in property damage?

I assume when you asked “what did the guy was doing” you were implying that he was doing nothing wrong. I’m pretty sure exposing yourself, especially to minors, isn’t considered all that right… kind of like how your opinions aren’t all that right either.

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[quote]riverhawk23 wrote:
Its a grow-er not a show-er.[/quote]

3 inches is hell at 90 mph.

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[quote]spyoptic wrote:
riverhawk23 wrote:
Its a grow-er not a show-er.

3 inches is hell at 90 mph.
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Lol I think saying it could get to 3 inches is over estimating

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[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
treco wrote:
Why did these tazers not seem to work on this guy??

I don’t know if most people realize it,but the TASER is not a pain compliance tool. It’s meant to fuck up your neuromuscular system to incapacitate you. There needs to be a good “spread” (distance between the two barbed probes) to ensure a good current through the body. This will ensure that the neuromuscular system is incapacitated. If there is not a good spread or only one probe hits…then its just a matter of how high your pain tolerance is…but you’re not “incapacitated.”

The officer was kind of close when he discharged the taser…the probes hit Wizard Nipple Dick in the pretty much the same area…not much distance between the probes. The officer eventually put the taser on the guy’s body to make another point of contact for the current to travel. His body is incapacitated at this point. Notice the difference from initial discharge in how his body reacts…

Nice theory, but we both know that you’re incapacitated because the current accumulates in the penis and testes, and the pain that comes from that is what brings you to the ground.

This man has no penis… He’s pretty much invincible to tazers.

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LOL. He’s an X-man.

Codename: Invisible Phallus

Catch Phrase: “It IS in!”

Powers: Taser invincibility, perfect crowd distraction ability when naked, the ability to make women die laughing after stripping for sex.

Weakness: Fat cops, condoms, and jock straps.

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[quote]krazykoukides wrote:
spyoptic wrote:
riverhawk23 wrote:
Its a grow-er not a show-er.

3 inches is hell at 90 mph.

Lol I think saying it could get to 3 inches is over estimating [/quote]

Mr. Optimism.

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The guy was a total tool and wow, I’ve never seen a smaller penis. I wish some of the posters on here would go on a ride-along with their local police just to see the shit they put up with on a daily basis and how quickly things can escalate. That’s why they don’t mess around once the decision is made to take someone down. No-dick had plenty of time to comply peacefully, but he chose to resist. I thought the police were a helluva lot more patient than I would have been.

DB

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[quote]Berserkergang wrote:
A bunch of incompetent fat cops, a stupid naked dude and a crowd of passive loosers…typical of today’s America…[/quote]

Passive aggressive people that don’t have a clue are typical of today’s America.

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[quote]Ronsauce wrote:
jasmincar wrote:yeah right. What, does my opinions makes you angry? Why dont you go shout about it on fox. Just telling me that I am stupid wont make it.

BTW, I dont think I am ‘‘that smart’’ and neither are you

What if enough of us tell you that you are stupid? Will it make it so then? Seriously, what you said was fucking stupid. What would throwing rocks at the cops accomplish? What in the FUCK would starting a riot accomplish other than possibly injuring hundreds of people and causing thousands of dollars in property damage?

I assume when you asked “what did the guy was doing” you were implying that he was doing nothing wrong. I’m pretty sure exposing yourself, especially to minors, isn’t considered all that right… kind of like how your opinions aren’t all that right either.[/quote]

‘‘What would throwing rocks at the cops accomplish?’’
What would arresting this guy accomplish.

You know when it’s hot and sunny outside or you are sweating your ass off in the gym and you feel like getting your clothes off…I respect this guy for having the balls to actually do it. After all, werent we all born naked? Does it does any harm If I choose to not wear any clothes? It is not about exposing yourself, it’s about being free. After all, what the fuck?

The point is not causing a riot and breaking stuff, it is about defending this guy who is getting tazered by those miserable obese oppressors.

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[quote]jasmincar wrote:
Ronsauce wrote:
jasmincar wrote:yeah right. What, does my opinions makes you angry? Why don’t you go shout about it on fox. Just telling me that I am stupid wont make it.

BTW, I don’t think I am ‘‘that smart’’ and neither are you

What if enough of us tell you that you are stupid? Will it make it so then? Seriously, what you said was fucking stupid. What would throwing rocks at the cops accomplish? What in the FUCK would starting a riot accomplish other than possibly injuring hundreds of people and causing thousands of dollars in property damage?

I assume when you asked “what did the guy was doing” you were implying that he was doing nothing wrong. I’m pretty sure exposing yourself, especially to minors, isn’t considered all that right… kind of like how your opinions aren’t all that right either.

‘‘What would throwing rocks at the cops accomplish?’’
What would arresting this guy accomplish.

You know when it’s hot and sunny outside or you are sweating your ass off in the gym and you feel like getting your clothes off…I respect this guy for having the balls to actually do it. After all, weren’t we all born naked? Does it does any harm If I choose to not wear any clothes? It is not about exposing yourself, it’s about being free. After all, what the fuck?

The point is not causing a riot and breaking stuff, it is about defending this guy who is getting tazered by those miserable obese oppressors.
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I try to refrain from calling people stupid…but it fits you. You ever heard of laws? They’re not a myth…one involves not exposing yourself in public. What does being defiant of said law accomplish?? What does a guy get out of exposing his earplug dick to the world??

If anything,the crowd should of stoned Mr.Wizard…and justified it by claiming it was natural selection because he had no dick. That was joke…in case your feeble mind says otherwise.

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[quote]jasmincar wrote:
‘‘What would throwing rocks at the cops accomplish?’’
What would arresting this guy accomplish.[/quote]
It’d get him away from the minors and people who are within their rights to be free from being subjected to the unwanted nakedness.

Some people aren’t comfortable with others’ nudity and/or aren’t comfortable with their children being exposed to it either. The law respects this. If the guy wants to get naked because it’s hot and sunny, he should do so where it’s permitted.

[quote]The point is not causing a riot and breaking stuff, it is about defending this guy who is getting tazered by those miserable obese oppressors.
[/quote]

First of all, “If I was there I hope I would have had the balls to throw a rock on the policemens, thus starting mass crowd riot against these fat bastard” = Inconsistency fail.

Second, I admit that I think the knee to the chest was uncalled for especially since it served no purpose other than hurting the guy, but the guy was resisting arrest; he had the tazering coming. You’re ridiculous if you think the cops were being “miserable oppressors” by doing their jobs…and doing them with great patience.

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[quote]Ronsauce wrote:
I cringed a bit when the fat-ass cop dropped his knee into the chest of the already downed suspect. It definitely seemed very unnecessary.[/quote] man that had to hurt

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There has to be a better way to handle situations like that, maybe a portable pod, throw him in get him out of there , take away his audience , take away his motivation

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[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Carlitosway wrote:
Honestly if I was a cop. As soon as I saw him it would go like this “Put your fucking clothes on” as the tazer gun wires harpooned into his chest

I like how that one cop just kept tazing him until the battery died. I don’t get why they all didn’t just hit him at once with their guns. I would’ve been dropping macho man randy savage flying elbows on that son of a bitch wizard.

World has gone soft you can’t rough up criminals and perverts any more like back in the day.

You must be a Marine.[/quote]

Nah I’m not, yet I’m interested in joining up though after finishing school. Some people tell me I’m weird and I have a few screws loose. So I would fit in well probably.

United States Misguided Children an ex-marine (he had huge fucking scars on his chest, shoulders never told me or anyone what happened) I used to work with told me that’s what it means to him.

Anyways back to the topic at hand. If any person in this forum is feeling any remorce for this twat. You can go fuck yourself. What was done was absolutely necessary. They should have just done it brutally quicker. He had all the time in the world to obey the officers. I for one don’t have much patience.

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[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
Carlitosway wrote:

United States Misguided Children an ex-marine (he had huge fucking scars on his chest, shoulders never told me or anyone what happened) I used to work with told me that’s what it means to him.

Anyways back to the topic at hand. If any person in this forum is feeling any remorce for this twat. You can go fuck yourself. What was done was absolutely necessary. They should have just done it brutally quicker. He had all the time in the world to obey the officers. I for one don’t have much patience.[/quote]

*Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children

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The cops were patient enough. When their patience ran out, they should have cuffed him without needing to taser him repeatedly.

Does anyone else find it sad that THREE police officers couldn’t handcuff one skinny, non-voilent person?

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[quote]spyoptic wrote:
Carlitosway wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
Carlitosway wrote:

United States Misguided Children an ex-marine (he had huge fucking scars on his chest, shoulders never told me or anyone what happened) I used to work with told me that’s what it means to him.

Anyways back to the topic at hand. If any person in this forum is feeling any remorce for this twat. You can go fuck yourself. What was done was absolutely necessary. They should have just done it brutally quicker. He had all the time in the world to obey the officers. I for one don’t have much patience.

*Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children
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Thank you soldier!!:smiley: sounds right.

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[quote]Gillium-001 wrote:
jasmincar wrote:
Mtnboy78 wrote:
If I was there I hope I would have had the balls to throw a rock on the policemens, thus starting mass crowd riot against these fat bastard. What did the guy was doing? The cops are supposed to protect the population.

Did anyone see the video of a soccer game,in italy I think, where a similar situation happen and the crowd just go after the cops? I wonder why this doesnt happen in the Usa. Usa is sure an ugly country

I’ve read a couple of your posts and I’ve come to the conclusion that you are not that smart. Do you actually work out in a gym? Does someone actually let you use gym equipment? Seriously, I feel dumber having read your post. I’ve got the face palm going on, and I gotta go lay down. Goddam you are f**kin stupid.

yeah right. What, does my opinions makes you angry? Why dont you go shout about it on fox. Just telling me that I am stupid wont make it.

BTW, I dont think I am ‘‘that smart’’ and neither are you

Shouldn’t you be in the PWI forum? I mean, you’re way more suited for threads about conspiracies, evil Republicans, fighting the system, and conspiracies orchestrated by Republicans against people fighting the system.[/quote]

lulz

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[quote]Ronsauce wrote:
jasmincar wrote:
‘‘What would throwing rocks at the cops accomplish?’’
What would arresting this guy accomplish.
It’d get him away from the minors and people who are within their rights to be free from being subjected to the unwanted nakedness.

You know when it’s hot and sunny outside or you are sweating your ass off in the gym and you feel like getting your clothes off…I respect this guy for having the balls to actually do it. After all, werent we all born naked? Does it does any harm If I choose to not wear any clothes? It is not about exposing yourself, it’s about being free. After all, what the fuck?
Some people aren’t comfortable with others’ nudity and/or aren’t comfortable with their children being exposed to it either. The law respects this. If the guy wants to get naked because it’s hot and sunny, he should do so where it’s permitted.

The point is not causing a riot and breaking stuff, it is about defending this guy who is getting tazered by those miserable obese oppressors.

First of all, “If I was there I hope I would have had the balls to throw a rock on the policemens, thus starting mass crowd riot against these fat bastard” = Inconsistency fail.

Second, I admit that I think the knee to the chest was uncalled for especially since it served no purpose other than hurting the guy, but the guy was resisting arrest; he had the tazering coming. You’re ridiculous if you think the cops were being “miserable oppressors” by doing their jobs…and doing them with great patience.

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For the ‘‘inconsistency fail’’, I wanted to say the same thing from the beggining. Sorry about the inconsistency, sometimes when you try in a language that is not yours you end up mismatching stuff. By saying a riot in the first post I wanted to say a rebellion.

Some people are not comfortable about nudity…well I am not confortable with cars travelling around me, do I have a law?? I am not comfortable with people hanging out with guns around me, I want a law.

Forget about the uniform, the only thing I see is three guy who are tasering someone for being how he is, policemen or not.

And what is the problem with the childrens ? They can’t see an human in nature’s clothing ?We have to protect them from nudity? And please stop calling me ridiculous. It is disrespectful and not an argument.

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I bet the guy will listen next time cops tell him to do something.

This is what’s wrong with America. If my Dad told me to do something, I would, why? Because I got the belt once, all it took from there on.

This guy thought there wouldn’t be consequences. He found out. Next time, I’m sure he’ll obey the law and it’s officers.