nicki minaj ← I cannot stand that stupid, retarded, dip shit, no talent, whore bag.
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Sunglasses.
Really. I mean I sometimes wear them if it’s really bright, but otherwise the thing everyone should know is that you only look 5% as cool as you think with them on…and that can go into the negative if you wear them inside or at night/rainy days.[/quote]
I know a guy who wears them all day AND night… up on top of his head.
It’s effin’ ghey, I tell ya![/quote]
Thank you. It’s a complete affectation that makes me want to punch the wearer in the face. Several years ago, I spent some time on-line dating. If the individual had glasses on their head it was an immediate no-thanks. Mind you, I don’t like wearing sun glasses at all. I feel like I can’t see properly.
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Monty Python[/quote]
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Matty your killing me[/quote]
It’s just a flesh wound.[/quote]
I watched the Grail so much my kids love that movie both my 21 and 18 year old can do lines from it. Brings a tear to my eye every time[/quote]
It’s great that you can say lines and they’d understand the reference. I’ve asked people in my department to fetch me a shrubbery and they look at me like I have 3 heads.
That movie never gets old.[/quote]
Hahhaahhaahhahaha
Okay that really made me chuckle.
Dude we have to set up for all of us to meet for a weekend[/quote]
Yall must be single. Try explaining that to a wife. “Hey honey, I am going to go travel to meet some guys I talk to on the internet. See ya Monday.”
“How fucking gay are you?” says the wife. “You’re going to spend all our money to meet some guys you don’t know, what the hell?” “Why don’t you fuck them while your at it, because you’re not getting shit from me.”[/quote]
LOL. Both of their wives are posters here. [/quote]
Actually what I was talking about was all of us as a couple, my wife and his talk online all the time.
[quote]pat wrote:
nicki minaj ← I cannot stand that stupid, retarded, dip shit, no talent, whore bag.[/quote]
Ah, but you would totally hit it from behind.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Actually what I was talking about was all of us as a couple, my wife and his talk online all the time. [/quote]
Boom chicka wow wow…swing low sweet chariot ???
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[quote]pat wrote:
nicki minaj ← I cannot stand that stupid, retarded, dip shit, no talent, whore bag.[/quote]
Ah, but you would totally hit it from behind.
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With my fist maybe… I really cannot stand her. Like, I hate Taylor Swift’s crap, but I’d hit it from behind, the front, sideways and backwards and tell her I liked her music and she really doesn’t sing off key live, everybody just hears it wrong, etc… Nikki manaj, oh how I hate her shit and that trumped up, over done NY accent… She’s approaching yoko ono territory with that shit she tries to pull off as “music”.
Ham.
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Ham.[/quote]
Fuck yeah! I thought I was the rare individual who hated ham!
It really sucks when you’re invited to dinner at a relative’s house, and are surprised and severely disappointed when the main course (and only protein source) is ham!
I always stop off at a Wendy’s on the way home for a couple of double burgers.
Yeah…me and Swolegasm are about the only two Gentiles that hate all this bacon talk.
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[quote]sen say wrote:
Ham.[/quote]
Fuck yeah! I thought I was the rare individual who hated ham!
It really sucks when you’re invited to dinner at a relative’s house, and are surprised and severely disappointed when the main course (and only protein source) is ham!
I always stop off at a Wendy’s on the way home for a couple of double burgers.
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Nope, I third this. Eating ham is like chewing on a tire.
MarioKart
I’m not so crazy about ham either…so along with bacon I’m pretty tired of hearing about pork all day on the internet.
Just wait till the internet finds out about steak! Now THAT’S a meat to get excited about.
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Ham.[/quote]
Fuck yeah! I thought I was the rare individual who hated ham!
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Nope, I third this. Eating ham is like chewing on a tire. [/quote]
Haha! It’s funny you say that.
Even as a kid, whenever I smelled new tires or red playground balls, they always reminded me of ham or other processed cured/smoked meats!
They certainly look the same!
[quote]Nards wrote:
Yeah…me and Swolegasm are about the only two Gentiles that hate all this bacon talk.[/quote]
There’s hope for you yet, my son.
I am pretty happy I am Jewish because the smell of bacon nasty to me.
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Ham.[/quote]
Fuck yeah! I thought I was the rare individual who hated ham!
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Nope, I third this. Eating ham is like chewing on a tire. [/quote]
Haha! It’s funny you say that.
Even as a kid, whenever I smelled new tires or red playground balls, they always reminded me of ham or other processed cured/smoked meats!
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lol I know, right? Slap a ring of pineapple on there and you’d never know the difference.
Do you know what’s even worse? Cottage roll. Anything that you have to wrap a net around to keep the fat still is not going into my mouth.
Since we’re on food, Turkey. Why the fuck are we forced to eat turkey on thanks giving? Sure it’s lean and all that shit, but it’s as bland a meat as you can get and weird for a celebratory meal that should taste good. I tell people if the pilgrims had cows, they would have eaten steak. Since we have access to steak, we should eat it and save the turkey for when you need bland, healthy, lean meats in your diet.
Fuck turkey, break out the red meat.
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Since we’re on food, Turkey. Why the fuck are we forced to eat turkey on thanks giving? Sure it’s lean and all that shit, but it’s as bland a meat as you can get and weird for a celebratory meal that should taste good. I tell people if the pilgrims had cows, they would have eaten steak. Since we have access to steak, we should eat it and save the turkey for when you need bland, healthy, lean meats in your diet.
Fuck turkey, break out the red meat.
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[quote]pat wrote:
Since we’re on food, Turkey. Why the fuck are we forced to eat turkey on thanks giving? Sure it’s lean and all that shit, but it’s as bland a meat as you can get and weird for a celebratory meal that should taste good. I tell people if the pilgrims had cows, they would have eaten steak. Since we have access to steak, we should eat it and save the turkey for when you need bland, healthy, lean meats in your diet.
Fuck turkey, break out the red meat.
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Absolutely! Turkey sucks! Prime Rib would make a much better Thanksgiving meal choice
Baked potatoes. I just can’t taste the damned things. The amount of butter I need to put on them to make them not be cardboard is ridiculous. I might as well just eat the butter.
Also most rock and pop songs. Also ALL rap and country songs.