Things You Hate That Everyone Loves

Indeed my friend…indeed.

I fucking hate that smug, long-winded sissy…Anthony Bourdain.

[quote]Nards wrote:
I fucking hate that smug, long-winded sissy…Anthony Bourdain.[/quote]

He has a refreshing perspective on the world of food and cooking. And about the only guy that is actually honest about what goes on in a kitchen. Though I will admit, he can be a bit of a sissy.

[quote]Ambugaton wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Ambugaton wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Can you explain why you hate it?

I do remember the first time I tried Gatorade. I was 11 or 12 and the owner of the local shop I bought it at asked me if I knew what it was for…I said no, and he told me I probably wouldn’t like it because it didn’t have much taste.[/quote]

I think it’s because it has almost exactly the same consistancy as water. It’s not like wine or whiskey or juice, where there is a certain…texture to it. I can’t shake the feeling that I’m drinking polluted water when I drink Gatorade. That, and if I’m going to consume a good amount of carbohydrates I’d rather they come from something much more enjoyable. [/quote]

That’s the great thing about getting a $400, 30 year-old bottle of scotch…deciding what Gatorade to mix it with![/quote]

haha. Kind of like when I buy good cocaine and have to decide what flavor of pixie stick I want to cut it with. [/quote]

LOL

Hey Nards, I LIKE this guy!

[quote]Cuso wrote:
Ihatepeoplethatwriteallthewordsof asentancetogetherasifwhattheysay issoimportantthatsomeoneisgoing totakethetimetoreadtheirbullshit.
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Yeah but no one likes assholes who do that so this is not the right place for your comment. Shawshank fan.

[quote]Ambugaton wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Ambugaton wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Can you explain why you hate it?

I do remember the first time I tried Gatorade. I was 11 or 12 and the owner of the local shop I bought it at asked me if I knew what it was for…I said no, and he told me I probably wouldn’t like it because it didn’t have much taste.[/quote]

I think it’s because it has almost exactly the same consistancy as water. It’s not like wine or whiskey or juice, where there is a certain…texture to it. I can’t shake the feeling that I’m drinking polluted water when I drink Gatorade. That, and if I’m going to consume a good amount of carbohydrates I’d rather they come from something much more enjoyable. [/quote]

That’s the great thing about getting a $400, 30 year-old bottle of scotch…deciding what Gatorade to mix it with![/quote]

haha. Kind of like when I buy good cocaine and have to decide what flavor of pixie stick I want to cut it with. [/quote]

Ha!

People who latch on to what any great athlete says (especially when it’s obviously for monetary gain), no matter how nonsensical, because it was said by a great athlete.

[quote]punnyguy wrote:
People who latch on to what any great athlete says (especially when it’s obviously for monetary gain), no matter how nonsensical, because it was said by a great athlete.[/quote]

You mean like “Yeaaah baby!” and “Light weight!”?

lol

Mainly just bs distraction type stuff that keeps me from doing things of substance.

I think alot of people have things on a hate list because they are stuck around people with certain personality traits and habits. I live alone and can kind of do what i want at work.

Origami.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Origami.

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Folding it, looking at it, or all of the above?

I agree …it’s just fucking annoying.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Origami.

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I love Origami. I’ve been working on a full size origami replica of the Sydney Opera House for the last 29 years, and I’m about halfway through it now.

The paper pattern was delivered to me on a 18 wheel flatbed, weighs over 32 tons and has over 170 trillion pre-printed little fold lines.

The company that sold it to me (Buymybridgemofo Inc.) has promised to send me a couple of truckloads of origami musicians and patrons, so I can give my own origami performances in the future.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Origami.

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I knew some kid in school who could make origami Transformers. Dude could’ve been a millionaire.

[quote]Cuso wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Origami.

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I love Origami. I’ve been working on a full size origami replica of the Sydney Opera House for the last 29 years, and I’m about halfway through it now.

The paper pattern was delivered to me on a 18 wheel flatbed, weighs over 32 tons and has over 170 trillion pre-printed little fold lines.

The company that sold it to me (Buymybridgemofo Inc.) has promised to send me a couple of truckloads of origami musicians and patrons, so I can give my own origami performances in the future.[/quote]

Well-played, good Sir!

Using spicy food as a measure of manliness.

internet memes

Quoting TV/Film catchphrases and passing it off as humour.

[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:
“Quoting TV/Film catchphrases and passing it off as humour.” - Homer Simpson[/quote]

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:
“Quoting TV/Film catchphrases and passing it off as humour.” - Homer Simpson[/quote]
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I actually googled that.