[quote]roybot wrote:
Belly buttons: they outlived their usefulness the moment the umbilical cord was cut as far as I’m concerned. No need to make a fuss over them after that. Leave them be.[/quote]
Nipples on men.
not pretty, not funny, and they just need to go~[/quote]
QFT. Not even functional.
[/quote]
Seared mine off with a red hot poker.
[/quote]
Well played that man.
You can always draw them back on for special occasions and such forth.
[quote]roybot wrote:
Belly buttons: they outlived their usefulness the moment the umbilical cord was cut as far as I’m concerned. No need to make a fuss over them after that. Leave them be.[/quote]
Nipples on men.
not pretty, not funny, and they just need to go~[/quote]
QFT. Not even functional.
[/quote]
But where do I hook up the nipple clamps and the car battery too?
[quote]Nards wrote:
The popcorn thing blows my mind. I love popcorn so much i buy it as the mall even when I’m not watching a movie.[/quote]
That’s different. You eat popcorn because you love it. I don’t get why people feel they have to stuff their faces in movies for no reason other than it’s the done thing. The entire audience can’t be hungry…it’s not just popcorn: it’s any snack…the noisiest are the worst - sweets in wrappers being the main offender. Why can’t they eat silent food like jello?
I purposely go out of my way not to eat during a movie because of this.
But, like sunbathing, it only really gets to me if I think too hard about it.[/quote]
I get a large water and sometime Diet Coke, put in a dip of snuff and enjoy the movie. Now if they served Beer or Rum at the movie theaters would be a different drink.
[quote]Nards wrote:
I guess you have a point …it is kind of weird how many people eat snacks just because they’re at a movie.
I get the popcorn only about half the time I go to the movies because the popcorn here is too salty. That’s here in Asia. There’s a store called “Kernels” in Canada that has wonderful popcorn and different flavours.[/quote]
Damn, I eat snacks just because I’m at the movies. Actually, I go to the movies because I want to eat snacks.
girls with no ambition.
[/quote]
Fixed this for you. Ive gone on a few dates lately and I have to say that nothings a bigger turn off for me than a girl thats just going through life with nothing in the cards.
[quote]roybot wrote:
Belly buttons: they outlived their usefulness the moment the umbilical cord was cut as far as I’m concerned. No need to make a fuss over them after that. Leave them be.[/quote]
Nipples on men.
not pretty, not funny, and they just need to go~[/quote]
QFT. Not even functional.
[/quote]
But where do I hook up the nipple clamps and the car battery too?
[/quote]
[quote]roybot wrote:
Belly buttons: they outlived their usefulness the moment the umbilical cord was cut as far as I’m concerned. No need to make a fuss over them after that. Leave them be.[/quote]
Nipples on men.
not pretty, not funny, and they just need to go~[/quote]
QFT. Not even functional.
[/quote]
But where do I hook up the nipple clamps and the car battery too?
[/quote]
[quote]roybot wrote:
Belly buttons: they outlived their usefulness the moment the umbilical cord was cut as far as I’m concerned. No need to make a fuss over them after that. Leave them be.[/quote]
Nipples on men.
not pretty, not funny, and they just need to go~[/quote]
QFT. Not even functional.
[/quote]
But where do I hook up the nipple clamps and the car battery too?
[/quote]
Balls.
Duh.
[/quote]
Well I’m out of practice.
Maybe I should take notes or something.
My list so far.
-Jumper cables and nipple clamps to the balls
-First base is a blow job
[quote]roybot wrote:
Belly buttons: they outlived their usefulness the moment the umbilical cord was cut as far as I’m concerned. No need to make a fuss over them after that. Leave them be.[/quote]
Nipples on men.
not pretty, not funny, and they just need to go~[/quote]
QFT. Not even functional.
[/quote]
But where do I hook up the nipple clamps and the car battery too?
[/quote]
Balls.
Duh.
[/quote]
Well I’m out of practice.
Maybe I should take notes or something.
My list so far.
-Jumper cables and nipple clamps to the balls
-First base is a blow job
What else?[/quote]
Would you like to go with the electricity theme?
I dunno, cattle rod up the anus?
They make rhinoceroses come that way.
Anyhow, DarkNinjaa is definitely your go to person.
[quote]roybot wrote:
Belly buttons: they outlived their usefulness the moment the umbilical cord was cut as far as I’m concerned. No need to make a fuss over them after that. Leave them be.[/quote]
Nipples on men.
not pretty, not funny, and they just need to go~[/quote]
QFT. Not even functional.
[/quote]
But where do I hook up the nipple clamps and the car battery too?
[/quote]
Balls.
Duh.
[/quote]
Well I’m out of practice.
Maybe I should take notes or something.
My list so far.
-Jumper cables and nipple clamps to the balls
-First base is a blow job
What else?[/quote]
Would you like to go with the electricity theme?
I dunno, cattle rod up the anus?
They make rhinoceroses come that way.
Anyhow, DarkNinjaa is definitely your go to person.[/quote]
I was just trying to come up with some new dating rules or guidelines.
[quote]roybot wrote:
Belly buttons: they outlived their usefulness the moment the umbilical cord was cut as far as I’m concerned. No need to make a fuss over them after that. Leave them be.[/quote]
Nipples on men.
not pretty, not funny, and they just need to go~[/quote]
QFT. Not even functional.
[/quote]
But where do I hook up the nipple clamps and the car battery too?
[/quote]
Balls.
Duh.
[/quote]
Well I’m out of practice.
Maybe I should take notes or something.
My list so far.
-Jumper cables and nipple clamps to the balls
-First base is a blow job
What else?[/quote]
Would you like to go with the electricity theme?
I dunno, cattle rod up the anus?
They make rhinoceroses come that way.
Anyhow, DarkNinjaa is definitely your go to person.[/quote]
I was just trying to come up with some new dating rules or guidelines.
[/quote]
[quote]Tyrant wrote:
Scrubs, that TV show is just retarded.[/quote]
Yeah, I’ve never watched a full episode but 2 minute shere and there and I get angry with things that are supposed to be funny but (for me) …fail.
It’s a personality flaw of mine…if something is supposed to do something but fails I tend to go too far in the direction of hating it.
Like if a guy is wearing sunglasses inside (aviator sunglasses at that) I don’t just think it’s a failure but it makes me want to do a 10 minute stand-up comedy routine about that idiot.
