So I just woke up and was texting my out-of-town husband “good morning!” I was going to add a whale, but accidentally bumped the black cop. I had to think long and hard about just leaving it there, but I went to a gay mecca last week for training (the training wasn’t in the gay mecca, we chose to stay there and drive a half hour back and forth). Anyway, I bought toy handcuffs while I was there along with a new leather purse/briefcase, clothes, a cool vase, and various other things that indicate I think only of myself while at trainings. The handcuffs seemed like a nice “I’m thinking of you!”
But black cop emojis less than a week later would seem like I’m bringing a whole new level of kink to things, right? So I just went with . But now I’m a little sad that I deleted it.
I have been running on near starvation levels of food because I know what’s coming.
If I bring my own food, it’s a fight.
If I buy good while there, it’s a fight.
If I eat a bunch of meals out, it’s a guilt trip.
If I don’t eat everything in sight, it becomes a hostage negotiation “Okay, we can’t take the plate with that much food, but take a bite and we can talk some more…”
I used to sneak out when I was staying with my grandmother, mostly because I was starving while I was there. She’d get dinner out and it would be a single chicken breast for both of us. Also, gross food. So I’d do the opposite of what you’re doing and say I needed to run out for some deodorant and gobble down a Whopper while I was out. Seriously, STARVING.
So he responded with his own good morning and can’t want to see me or whatever, and I threatened to handcuff him and threw the cop back in.
When youve been playing phone tag with two people since last week and you finally decide to drop the kids off at the pool and they both fucking call you at the same time.
I can’t stand people who say stuff like, “Just don’t get injured…” ← using the 3-dot ellipsis at the end. It can also be said in person, you can feel the “…” hang at the end of their statement. The “I told you so” crew. Those people who deep down hope something bad happens. Those people piss me off. Little bitches, fu*k off.
An alternative that I would respect could be something like this: “keep pushing it & stay healthy man!”
So, a while go, I had read that if you do not have shoulder problems, then you should be doing dips.
Like a good lemming, i started doing dips - weighted dips, high rep dips - all them good things.
then, guess what? i developed shoulder problems…fml.
turns out it was issues with my biceps tendon - took about 18 months for that to heal, and i started doing chest again, DB bench, flys etc… all was good, and then…
I read an article on how to stretch your biceps and chesticles…did them yesterday morning and BAM - now my biceps tendons are complaining A-gain.
So, I am just stupid and that generally pisses me off~
On a similar note, I wanted to get really good at poor man’s glute ham raises. I even have a PMGHR bench from Sorinex. Tried really hard to get strong with that exercise, ended up wrecking my hamstrings / hamstring tendonitis etc. It’s just a dangerous exercise for me so, should have listened to my body early on. So I guess being stubborn pisses me off, and PMGHR’s piss me off.
I fucking hate hayfever. Especially when you’re eyes get itchy asf and no matter how hard you try to resist the itchiness, itdoesn’t go away until you rub your eyes. And then your eyes get all puffy and shit. Oh and it keeps you up and you get hardly any sleep because you’re eyes are either itchy as hell or puffy.
Called three times and was told my symptoms indicated allergies. Go in after 6 months and find out one of my contacts is chipped. I can never talk to my dr tho. I always get techs.
I had to think long and hard about just leaving it there, but I went to a gay mecca last week for training (the training wasn’t in the gay mecca, we chose to stay there and drive a half hour back and forth). Anyway, I bought toy handcuffs while I was there along with a new leather purse/briefcase, clothes, a cool vase, and various other things that indicate I think only of myself while at trainings. The handcuffs seemed like a nice “I’m thinking of you!”
. But now I’m a little sad that I deleted it.