Things That Piss You Off

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[quote]drys92 wrote:
When people follow low carb diets but refuse to eat fats because ya know, that makes you fat. [/quote]

Everything, because it is Passover, so I am on a forced carb - depleted state and generally hypoglycemic and pissed off.

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[quote]John S. wrote:
People who are intolerant of other peoples culture’s.

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People who don’t realize that some cultures suck (like ones that cut off women’s female parts and stone them for being raped — you know, because that’s adultery).

(not you; your post just reminded me)

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[quote]saveski wrote:

  • shitheads who tail-gate me

Which is better than


  • skinheads who tail-gate me

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Stan Darsh wrote:
When older people wear pants below their ass BUT have a belt on and wear extra long shirts.<-especially black dikes.

THE PRAISE JESUS PEOPLE on the L train in the mornin. OHHHH LORDDDD SAVE THESE SINNERS blah blah blah
Fuck religion. If i wanted to here copious amounts of bullshit i would go to church. Dont need that shit on the subway.

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You need some Jesus.[/quote]

I am so tempted to say “Yes, I do. He needs to come and mow my lawn and make me a tortilla.”

But I won’t. That would be rude.

(BTW: If you are going to worship the guy, the carpenter’s name from Nazarath was (is for Christians) “Yeshua,” as in “Joshua.” Theology aside, get the name right.)

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math.

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  1. Starbucks wifi

  2. My bald spot

  3. Meg Griffin

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[quote]BradTGIF wrote:

  1. Starbucks wifi

  2. My bald spot

  3. Meg Griffin

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LOL!

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“shut up Meg
”

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People doing the Dougie wrong.

Only Reggie Smith does it right.

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People who honk if you aren’t already in the intersection 1.5 seconds after the light turns green. CUT THAT SHIT OUT!

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Headphone cables. Why the fuck can’t they go ahead and universalize a standard tangle-free headphone cable?! It can’t be THAT hard surely! ><

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Maggie Gyylenhaal.

Do a Google image search for her , then do one for “oatmeal” and you get the same results for the first 2 pages.

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[quote]Nards wrote:
Maggie Gyylenhaal.

Do a Google image search for her , then do one for “oatmeal” and you get the same results for the first 2 pages.[/quote]

Thanks for that. First good laugh of a crappy day =)

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[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Stan Darsh wrote:
When older people wear pants below their ass BUT have a belt on and wear extra long shirts.<-especially black dikes.

THE PRAISE JESUS PEOPLE on the L train in the mornin. OHHHH LORDDDD SAVE THESE SINNERS blah blah blah
Fuck religion. If i wanted to here copious amounts of bullshit i would go to church. Dont need that shit on the subway.

[/quote]

You need some Jesus.[/quote]

I am so tempted to say “Yes, I do. He needs to come and mow my lawn and make me a tortilla.”

But I won’t. That would be rude.

(BTW: If you are going to worship the guy, the carpenter’s name from Nazarath was (is for Christians) “Yeshua,” as in “Joshua.” Theology aside, get the name right.) [/quote]

Yes, when I speak Aramaic or Hebrew I say Yeshua. Otherwise, it’s Jesus in English or Hey Zeus in Spanish.

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My roommate
4 months till he moves out

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people who piss on the seats at public restrooms.

people who talk on there cellphones in theaters.

clowns.

the shitty pop music at my gym.

how much the price of milk has went up.

the shitty schizophrenic Alabama weather.

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OMG the FRAKKING Price of GAS. $4.19!!!

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[quote]Jfbalabama wrote:
people who piss on the seats at public restrooms.

people who talk on there cellphones in theaters.

clowns.

the shitty pop music at my gym.

how much the price of milk has went up.

the shitty schizophrenic Alabama weather.[/quote]

People using the wrong word for [their, there, they’re], and [to,too, and two].

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the grammar police

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And the Grandma police