Things That Piss You Off

80% of the time, it’s uncooked once you bite into the skin. I eat a lot of meat rare, but turkey is not one of them.

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I usually buy my meat from my butcher.

The meat is on display. I pick it, he packs it in a bag and I get delicious meat (insert innuendo here)

Last week, I had to buy meat from the supermarket. It comes in a tray, prepacked and air tight.

I assume they fill these trays will a gas that slows the rotting process.

I’m okay with this but it makes the meat tough and taste like ass vomit.

I don’t know if I lucked out and got a meth addict cow or it’s the filler gas but fuck me!!

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People who stand in waiting rooms, especially when they are facing you for no reason. Either sit down or face the other way or I’ll return the rude favor by staring into your eyes with a blank stare on my face.

Pork? Beef? Was it a gamey like flavor?

I find it’s more effective to have a sinister smirk and to tilt your head down so the ceiling light creates a shadow on your face

Beef and chicken. The chicken didn’t have a different taste but it was tough. Beef had the ass favour.

When garage bands play “The Trooper”, but both guitarists play Dave’s part. Did they not hear Adrian’s countermelody in the other speaker?
Thirty years or so ago I was jamming with some friends, and of course everybody knows The Trooper, so we play it…and being a rebel, I play Adrian’s part. They all looked at me like I had a dick on my forehead.

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Animal abuse (obviously dislike any kind of abuse) but there is something that immediately sets me off with animal abuse, and I don’t really have too many “buttons” like that, but it is definitely a big red one for me.

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I get pissed when people claim to be Iron Maiden fans but they’ve never read The Adventures of Lord Iffy Boatrace.

Nah, actually I don’t but I still recommend it as a pretty amusing read.

When people write something like “give 110%”.

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The stories that keep coming out about Larry Nassar and the fact that he’s still breathing.

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Really any kind of inspirational crap. The only time that’s acceptable is coming from athletes. I assume they spout canned crap because they’re probably threatened if they say anything of substance… keep it non-commital.

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Read up on that earlier. He has north of 90 accusers in court alone. Who gives an adult that kind of alone time with their kids? Let alone dozens of kids. He’ll be one of those guys that hangs himself in his cell after 2 weeks.

Obviously Larry Nassar is a waste of a human being, but something is seriously rotten in this whole story. How was he able to do this to dozens (or hundreds) of young girls, many of whom presumably had engaged, well heeled parents and a likely ability to attract some amount of attention by speaking out? Regardless of what USA Gymnastics did or tried to do, how did nobody go to the police? Or did the police ignore it?

This, a thousand times this! The content isn’t even theirs, but you can’t have access to it unless you create an account with them. I hate pinterest. I hate it so, so much.

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How was Jerry Sandusky able to do it for so long? If I had to guess, the parents thought he was a trustworthy person based on who he worked for and the girls probably didn’t want to ruin their chance at the Olympics.

*Sorry, Joe…

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I read a girl told her parents when she was 12, she’s 26. Her parents went to Nassar and he said she was lying. They believed him and even made her apologize to him! Then in 2012 or so (if I remember correctly) that another girl accused him, and then tons of others accusations came in. Her dad killed himself in '16, and she believes it was in part because he realized his daughter was telling the truth.

I don’t know, but if my niece came to tell me a man is making her feel uncomfortable when they’re alone, you better believe I’ll look into it.

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Did I miss something in the news? I thought Jerry Sandusky was the messed up guy messing with kids…

Oh, oh shit… Ya, oops.

I cannot stand excuses especially about something as silly as lifting weights. But at least this video exists to ease my pain slightly.

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