That is sad for many reasons, but not because you tried.
Unwound a hose I havenāt touched in awhile and disturbed a nest of these mother f**kers built in between the wraps.
Red paper wasp
Thankfully didnāt get stung because these things are bad news (wife got stuck earlier this year and she couldnāt feel her thumb for a day). I hate florida.
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Lifting for years and years, putting together decent numbers and a decent physique and seeing out of shape shitfluencers tell me how wrong it is to lift at the time I do (4am, bro you arenāt gonna gain shit, you need to prioritize it over family time if you wanna build muscle), better take your honey (or youāll wither away lifting so early!) usually this shit doesnāt bother me, but I saw a legitimate fat guy on my feed giving out this fitness advice, sure I could probably gain more, maybe itās not optimal, but clean youāre own goddamned house before you shit in mine 
hit me wrong this morning
I think Florida is more of an ideal or state of mind than just a location.
Like when Chris Cornell said āIām looking California, but feeling Minnesotaā¦ā in Outshined.
So people think āSun, beaches, yeah, I can do florida.ā.
Instead, Florida does them. In the butt. By attacking them with vespids and some damned yellow orb that burns everything.
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I suggest the Bahamas for this.
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Yeah. Anywhere with clear flat water is great with me. I can just chill and swim along looking at the bottom.
The peninsula south of Va. Beach right before a Noreaster is the opposite of good. Good luck keeping the snorkel clear in that!
. Trying to breathe salt water pisses me off.
I shoulda got that NEWSMAX stock!
FOMO and Haul Cultureā¦
Why the fuck is there a population worried about their clavicles?
Thatās not your son is it?
No, nephew.
Oh no! Iām sorry, @jshaving. Poor kiddo.
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Sorry, man. Thatās awful.
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Wow. Hope he heals up well. Dog bites are terrible.
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I predict he will grow stronger from this experience through the help of his uncle.
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Being called a boomer at 41, I know it shouldnāt but it does!
Thanks all. He was very brave about the experience. Only real worry is how his face will heal up. Probably going to be some scarring. The bruising and swelling have misshaped things enough heās embarassed to be seen by many people at the moment.
Feeling kind of bad for the dog too. It hadnāt had a history of biting and will probably be put down.
What kind of dog?
My petite female friend was walking my dog a couple years ago and they were both attacked by a pair of off leash boxers. Her hands and arms got tore up pretty bad.
I was furious that animal control seemed to handle the situation in a way that amounted to the least amount of hassle and paperwork for animal control. Putting them down wasnāt even discussed with her.
Animal control is one guy in my town, and a regular where I bounced. He once failed to control his own animal when he strutted into the bar with his dick hanging out of his pants.
I am also mildly pissed at how history and current events have completely ruined my appetite for fiction.
Had a dog bite callā¦ bit a little girlās thigh down to the bone
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