Things That Piss You Off

Status update.

I meant to type “I ate some pasta and am absolutely incoherent. This is awful.”

I just blew a .28, so that’s an improvement over the .40+ readings.

I’m not even going keto at this point, I’m stalking all the threads about the carnivore diet for ideas.

What is the treatment for this? Starve the yeast until they die?

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let’s massacre some yeasts

Apparently I have a vagina now.

Is this more or less embarrassing than picking up herpes meds for a cold sore. In theory, you could say that the meds you’re picking up are for your wife

It’s none of their business and I don’t care. I am shameless.

I had to tell a buddy of mine who was embarrassed to buy tampons for his girlfriend that nobody thinks he’s going to use them.

And you better get her chocolate, gatorade, and a card also.

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I was just joking

I know. Men need to be strong enoigh to take a joke. And go do nice things for people they love and take pride in it instead of being embarrassed.

On the flip side, My buddies and I used to play a game in college to see what you could buy to freak out a clerk. For instance, a carrot, a cucumber, and Vaseline. Or a coat hanger, bug spray, and aspirin. Or bullets, mood-stabilizing supplements, and “sorry for your loss” cards.

How long did it take to sober up? Do you know if you ever got to a 0.00?

Not yet.

I got the side eye from the lady at the hardware store a few years ago when I picked up a box of heavy duty garbage bags, a roll of duct tape, and a new axe.

Just looked at her and went :shushing_face:.

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I’m still blowing a .20, and can’t fall asleep.

This is bullshit.

It’s total bullshit, Brant, and I’m sorry!

I would never be with a man who cannot comfortably buy tampons or yeast meds or whatever - I need a guy whose center or sense of self or whatever is solid, and these actions barely scratch the surface of that IMO.

Like, don’t be a colossal pussy.

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Because you forgot the shovel, zip ties and beef jerky.

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Once I broke 2 axe handles chopping up the same tree.

So I bought 2 replacement handles at the hardware store. It blew everyone’s mind! The clerk and 2 or 3 different old guys on the way out had to comment about using them to smash somebody up.

I’ve never received that much attention shopping. No one could imagine just needing 2 replacements at the same time.

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This. I think since most dating advice is about flirting or negging, guys focus on the superficial. It’s all about image.

Figure yourself out as a man with interests, accomplishments, and most importantly- a desire to improve. Thats the main cause of divorce I’ve seen - getting too comfortable and letting things rot. You should always be pushing, doing new things, be the sunrise and the sunset.

Before you latch on to someone else and hope they do it for you.

He already has them. I’m pretty sure there are a few spots in the forest he dosen’t want anyone to dig up.

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He claims they are his “secret mushroom spots.”

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They know whats up. Old hickory is nothing but sweet spot.

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