#jelly
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Pisses me off too!
I get so much shit though, because when I send invites I include the meeting objectives, ie:
'The meeting will be successful if we receive direction on the below:
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Location of security doors
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Location of Cameras
etc. etc.ā
Then, once I get my direction I peace out. No hugs, dances or kumbaya
Exactly. Every meeting I book has clearly stated objectives for what I expect to accomplish in the time Iām asking from other people. I consider it a basic courtesy.
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I like to schedule meetings with people I donāt like that I have no intention of keeping. Iāll move the meeting(s) around for a couple weeks before I decide to cancel it. Iāll do this for about a year or so before I see the person/people and ask them what their name is againā¦I love fucking with people.
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This hallway pisses me off. Shutting off the lights before I go home, it makes me realize what a failure this place is. I donāt look forward to closing it all the way down.
Thatās a good one. Iāll have to add it to my toolbox.
I used to send fake out-of-office autoreplies. Just write them out ahead of time and copy/paste when the right opportunity arises so it bounces right back.
āI will be away from my office for the remainder of the day. If an urgent issue arises, I can be reached by calling the bartender at Scores.ā
When vendors, etc. donāt stop spamming me Iāve used variations on this.
āIāve left The Company to pursue my calling as a Raelian Guide. I hope you too can achieve transmission from the cellular plane. Letās welcome our fathers from space!ā
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Just the stupid ones.
When 2 water buffalo are walking shoulder to shoulder taking up the entire hallway that can easily fit 5+ shoulder to shoulder. FFS how does one let themselves get that fat? One of em looks like sheās swollen ā¦ like solid fat, itās a sight to behold, let me tell you.
TL;DR - fat people with no concept of their size relative to the space they take up or who just donāt care theyāre that fat and take up as much space as they doā¦
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Things i hate:
When people immediately think anyone ripped or strong is on steroids, when people say the ONLY way to progress in the gym is to have doms the next day, People who steal whatever machine or weught plates you were using, ego lifters
Mandated, reflective journal shit! (in relation to college courses etc)ā¦donāt get me wrong, I think reflection is often very useful, I just find the process of trying to think of what to write in relation to the completion of a short course or even a segment of a short course to be wandering into the realms of pure, flowery, bullshit-ville! I mean, maybe for people who are quite empty headed this process can be quite useful, for me though, itās usually just some permutation of writing: āSo, this course lightly challenged or supported what I already knewā¦andā¦errrrā¦yeahā¦boobsā!
Oh yeahā¦& MINIATURE Yorkshire puddingsā¦Iām pretty sure miniature Ypās should be against EU rulesā¦make em plate sized & fill those bad boys with mince, onion gravy, beans, peppers & all that loveliness! Why make something so awesomely gorgeous so damn tiny!
Agree - I hate(d) paying to be forced to write. However, I journal now and it helps tremendously with organizing and understanding my thoughts and emotions. Also helps to manipulate my wife b/c I know she reads that shit - Goals amiright?
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Put it on a blog (aftwr you finished the course) and place the link on your resume. I did that out of college and it got me a job or at least an interview and a favorable attitude going into the interview (assuming your jounal is reasonably okay)
The homeless people burning down half of California and the people who defend them by saying they were just trying to stay warmā¦
Axe body spray. Dude. Youāre in your 30s in an office setting not 22 in a club. Lay off the Axe, itās making me want to fuckinā puke
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Aināt nobody got time to shower, brah!
Man, Iād rather smell B.O. than Axe body spray ā¦ that shit smells like rotting, rancid trash.
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Whatās with people who do war cries for every rep in a set of 8-12. I can accept a 1RM or the final grinding rep but that first rep is probably at 70% LOL
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$179 you out cho GOT DAMN MInd!!
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A tacticool baby pouch! HAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahaha!
I used to joke about that when my kid was an infant. Mine had a little cuddly monkey on it.
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I think my wife has that in our registry for me ā¦ Iām kidding but I think thereās something similar
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