Things That Piss You Off

How about the fast zombie levels of hunger as the immune system ramps up?

Take care of yourself.

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Hey, @Jewbacca, how are you doing?

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@Jewbacca?

Fretting.

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Seems to depent on where you are. Here you can be a ā€œDozentā€ (lecturer?) at a university without a doctorate but not a professor. You first have to earn your doctorate, then habilitate to become a professor, which is the highest academic title you can achieve.

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I think there are levels of professoring too though. ā€œCrusty Oldā€ being the highest order of professor.

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I work for one of these. Interestingly enough, he’s better at answering emails than his grad students

Penguins.

Makes sense

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When the light turns green the instant my truck comes to a complete stop.

I bought my dog a new bed because his old bed was was in tatters.

Apparently the old bed was his preferred option as I have woken up each day to him at the furthest possible point in our room to the bed, laying ontop of my clothes - which he gets from our wardrobe,.an open walk-in.

This pissed me off and he didn’t look like he was going to stop any time soon so I installed one of our old baby gates. He managed to jump over it… with my pants.

The old bed - all torn and stinky - went back yesterday and my clothes were safe in the morning. Gave me a ā€œdon’t pull that shit againā€ look when I woke up as well.

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…it’s at a point like this you realize your dog owns you…

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Can you put the old bed on top of the new bed to try to get some of the magic transferred over? Then eventually overlap them so he might start using some old and some new, then pull more and more of the new to the top of the pile, and THEN, one fine day, pull the old bed out completely, with the new bed now hopefully seeming ā€œregular.ā€

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Exactly what I was going to advise.

It’s all about the scent -home sweet home. You’re transferring human thoughts of ā€œtorn and stinkyā€ to an animal that thinks poop is delicious… Speaking of which, if your dog is food motivated, try using treats to get him to use the bed until the bed smells like him (in addition to associating the bed with goodness).

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I confess I think I’ll never buy anything from Microsoft again.

A while back, I had a surface pro 3. It lasted 2.5 years and then just stopped working. Turns out it’s a battery issue. Contact Microsoft, they say that not only has the warranty expired, but that they don’t even do service on Surface Pro 3’s anymore, so I’m shit out of luck. I even contacted local repair shops and apparently it’s impossible to access the battery without cracking the screen, so nobody will touch it. Call Microsoft back and they say yeah, sorry, can’t do anything, you should get a new Surface Pro. Okay, fuck off.

Anyways, before this, I bought an Xbox One - probably 5-6 years ago now. The unit itself has been great - nearly daily use (mostly used for netflix/other streaming services nowadays). Anyways, I get back from vacation and it won’t turn on. The power block is acting weird. I try all sorts of internet fixes, but everything I find from Microsoft FAQs and official Microsoft customer service Q&A’s says, unequivocally, if you have a solid light on your power brick, orange OR white, the power brick is fine and you need a new unit. No more service on Xbox ones anymore, just get a new console. Call Microsoft. Guy tells me, again, the power brick is solid orange? Yeah, your console’s busted. Sorry.

So, I go to gamestop and get a power brick, making sure I can return it if it’s the console that’s bad. Console powers up no problem. Bad power brick. What if I’d actually listened to Microsoft? Their solution always seems to be ā€œyeah, that’s bad, my bad, but it’s not our problem, it’s your problem, maybe buy one of our newer, more expensive products?ā€ Of course, at the time, these WERE your newer, more expensive products, and besides this hiccup I’ve been very happy with the xbox one - has held up like a total champ through a lot of daily use, but they managed to fuck this up for me too.

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Microsoft has committed many sins on me as well. The final straw was when they put a software update on my Xbox which introduced a bunch of new ways to show me ads, made it almost impossible to use without internet and killed a bunch of my save games. They patched that a week or two later but by then I had lost hope haha

From then I bought Apple and just stopped gaming but after a few months of Apple, I installed windows over the top of iOS. :laughing:

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Micro… soft…:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::joy:

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I just feel they could have put in a TINY bit more effort.

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Politicians are the worst. The more I hear about them the more I detest them.

At least you KNOW scammers and con artists are after money.

Oh yeah, did you hear about the governer’s trip to Mexico?

Let’s add some perspective: STALIN refuses to leave Moscow when the Germans were literally at the suburbs

My issue isn’t that he wanted to go to Mexico- I’d do that. It’s that he has the responsibility as the ā€œleaderā€ to at least stay, and at a deeper level, is the type of person who willingly gives up comfort and puts himself in the spotlight for public criticism for power/attentions

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I believe you are talking about Senator Ted Cruz not Gov Abbott. This isn’t PWI so I will keep my thoughts to myself :rofl:
Abbott did piss off Mexico when he ordered the natural gas stay here and not be sent to Mexico.

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