Things That Piss You Off

Of course I know you were teasing lol. I don’t judge Jimmy Fallon or U2 fans either. Maybe a little.

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U2 is objectively bad, though…

(Jimmy Fallon isn’t funny but I’ve laughed at a couple of his things)

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The only thing I’ve found funny was Jimmy Fallon’s Barry Gibb impression. That was only during the intro when he was singing. The he had to start talking and overplaying the role as usual.

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Fond memories of this from college days. “Where 'dem white women at?”

Hey now, it’s unseemly to gang up on us Believers.

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I can’t forgive Bono for fucking up the perfect ending of Gangs of New York for me. That horrid, thin, nasally voice…

Look at this. Not only was the ending scene a work of perfection, even the title card animation was just beautiful… I wanted to stand up and clap… then I heard Bono’s voice…

Ouch.

That bit is pretty funny, no reason to insert a voice there, no matter who imo. That’s an amateur opinion though.

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I fucking LOVE Gangs of New York. It’d be hard to fuck that movie up. The casting was just outrageously good. Besides Leo and DDL, Brendan Gleeson is gold, as always.

Yeah, if you watched it in the cinema, the graphics just appeared slowly, then “popped” right into your face with the soaring music. It was genius… then the voice… Oh GOD THAT VOICE…

Yup. So was Liam Neeson with the little screen time he had.

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I’m not a movie buff (the only DDL movie I can recall watching is Last of the Mohicans, one of my all time favorite movies), so had to google.

Yup, instantly recognize the face, and he is always excellent.

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Colin Farrell
Liam Neeson
Cillian Murphy
Pierce Brosnan
Brendan Gleeson
Ciaran Hinds
Richard Harris

Irish Actors are sweet.

I think we’re derailing this thread with love right now.

Virginia drivers piss me off. I’m from New York, where people are just fucking assholes, but when they drift across 3 lanes of traffic to cut you off for an exit they should have been over miles ago for, it’s because they meant to do it, they’re just assholes. Virginia drivers will coast along lazily and then, at the last second, drift aimlessly across the lanes because they just don’t have a clue what the fuck is going on. Also, if there’s a half inch of snow on the ground, the banks of the highways will be literally filled up with cars. They have absolutely no idea how to do that.

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What? I’m still hating on Bono.

You watch a great movie end like that it’s like cinematic heaven. It’s like seeing the Face of God. I felt like I was not worthy to receive this gift… then Bono confirmed it!

Fuck Bono!

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Peak Bono was when they just dumped their album onto everyone’s iPhone. Hey man, it’s just the heart, the blood, the sweat, the tears of an honest artist, given to you for free with love man. If you don’t like it you can just delete it.

Fuck you Bono. How about I break into your house and take a shit on your carpet? If you don’t like it you can just clean it up.

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Not the carpet, it really ties the room together!

Im starting to get really pissed off at having to stay at home with the kids, because of single drop of snot…

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You can’t even delete it! I’ve tried.

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-When i need to go to a interview for a shit job, and they ask me my motivation

  • When i want to be drunk, have fun, and peoples start to talk about the world, how the world is shit and what we need to do for save the world when i know that is already over and the topic is bored and useless because the day after, they will forget and live the same life like usual.
    -When everythings is good, i will be close to “fuck” and in the last moment is over

peace

When I lived down there I was always pissed at how slow they were at traffic lights. 30 second green? You might get 3 cars through.

Hahaha! I did the majority of my learning to drive in Hampton/Newport News when I lived there.

I really liked that whole area except for the bridge tunnel and the dude who drifted exactly like you described into a lighted intersection then slammed on his brakes, and I hit him.

But it was Friday and he was going to the beach and didn’t care, so it was all good.

But my wife! She’s a die hard PA driver and is accustomed to yielding/stopping when entering a highway. Our whole first trip down there could be characterized by me yelling “Hit The Gas! Hit The Fucking Gas! No! Not The Break!” every time we went anywhere.

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Dude, when I spent time out in Denver there would be several abandoned cars on the highway during and after each snow storm. It was mind boggling. For starters, we’re in Denver, snow is no friggin surprise there. The second thought I’d have, is, where the F did these people go? Did they walk? Get picked up? Call the cops on themselves?

The best was one occasion when a car just stayed on the side of the highway for like 10 days. I don’t know if the city finally realized it should be towed or if someone came and got it, but I couldn’t believe how long it stayed there.

I am on a project for a few hours every few weeks for the past 6 months. After kicking and screaming that we need a project manager because we have no scope, no way to make decisions, are leaking money everywhere, no schedule and nothing is getting done, I get agreement that someone needs to manage the project.

We have a PMO, they send us a resource who I presume is a project manager. Turns out I’m an ass because we got a person that has no title and isn’t actually a project manager - a little detail nobody decided to tell me over the last 3 weeks.

Today, I am expecting a project plan but instead what I am presented with is a report that says our project has no scope, no way to make decisions, are leaking money everywhere, no schedule and nothing is getting done and we need to get a project manager…

You couldn’t write this shit.

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Can I work there? I’d love an environment like that. Im probably not skilled for what ever it is you’re doing, but I like getting paid.

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