Agenda they can do. Ensuring the proper documents are displayed for all to see they cannot.
They’re both at least 30 years my senior. They just can’t figure the most basic of conference call software out.
You know how to enrage some Massholes … make sure it’s in the left lane when you do 
Just put an asterisk next to their Patriots sticker. Or an 18-1.
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People who skip, stretch, warm up/down or some other clusterfuck on the lifting platforms. These things are a gift in a gym, you’re lucky to have them so don’t piss it up a tree!
It’s like buying the mona lisa and using it as a table cloth.
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I get really pissed at the grocery store when the manager puts the SEVERELY mentally/physically handicapped person on the only 20 items or less lane as a clerk right after work lets out when the store is flooded with people.
I feel bad for the kid because he’s working as fast as he’s capable. Some customers treat him like shit because he takes minimum 10 minutes per customer (and because they have no class or empathy). I was actually ready to speak to a manager, but was worried I would slap him/her silly.
I just can’t understand the manager’s thinking putting that kid in a scenario where he’s going to regularly upset customers and get mistreated by them. I know they get tax credits for hiring disabled folks and I’m glad this kid can have a job… but don’t put him somewhere stressful. This is the 4th time I’ve noticed this or I wouldn’t be so torqued.
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The worst is when there are only self-checkouts open right after work and some 90+ year old decides to use it. Just shoot me in the face.
When people send passive aggressive emails.
Back story: Younger sister is a nurse that dabbles in art on the side, she had some requests to draw some state specific stickers using the area code and such, by word of mouth she has sold a couple more (maybe 20?) and gets an email stating that she needs to stop selling them due to a company having a trademark on an area code in the use of any decal, so a series of 3 numbers can’t be used for anything without going through these guys (I understand they’re protecting their interest) but a snarky email to a full time nurse/part time art enthusiast over 15-20 stickers in a tiny community just irritated the absolute hell out of me today.
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This dumb woman that is determined that we collide. It started months ago with a brief and unpleasant interaction with her “fur baby” being off leash in a public park around my son. She started throwing a tantrum when I wouldn’t let her dog near my son off leash.
So today as I’m leaving the woods she waves at me from like 75 or so feet away asking if I have a dog. I said no. She asks if I mind if she lets her dog out of her truck. I tell her I don’t give a fuck what she does.
As I get closer she says “Whats wrong? Do you have some kind of problem?” I respond “Yeah. You are the woman that called me a piece of shit in front of my son, then threatened to sic your dog on me because you didn’t have a leash. Therefore, I don’t give a fuck about talking to you or what you do with you fucking dog.”.
She responds- " Oh You! Thanks to you I have this now!" and produces a small caliber slide action pistol from her back pocket.
I looked at her and laughed and said “Oh. thats just fucking ridiculous.”
She was holding it like Vanna White shows a piece of jewelry. Literally! She was holding it with her thumb and index finger on the grip and had the body/barrel resting in the palm of her right hand.
She put it back in her pocket, shoulders slumped.
I explained to her that she and people like her are the reason I can’t and don’t bring my dog to that park. Then she thought that since I’m a dog owner that we are friends and started talking to me as if she didn’t just pull out a gun. I interrupted and told her that I’m not here for her shit. I come there to hunt mushrooms and have my kid play in the creek. I ended up closing the conversation telling her that I really don’t care about her gun or her dog, and that its people like her that ruin nice things for everybody.
Fucking idiot. Now I know that she carries a gun, is left handed, keeps it in her left pocket, and can be laughed at and made to feel dumb. Has no tactical or defense training and would most likely shoot herself in the ass while pissing her pants in an actual confrontation.
All while I’m less that 8 feet away from her. Through the end of the conversation, probably about 4. I actually thought about taking it from her just for being a moron, but that would involve inflicting some harm.
Because she likes to run her dog off leash.
Some people are just really hard to not punch in the face.
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Was… she trying to threaten you?
Thats the thing. She may have been, but it was so utterly inept of an attempt at god knows what?, that it was just actually ridiculous.
Wow, That is an odd confrontation.
I’m a fruitcake magnet. If you took 100 random people and put them in a room with me- 95 of them would just go about their business and 5 would gather around me trying to explain why they’re normal and everyone else is messed up.
I mean shit! I’m in the woods- mountain biker cruises by and we nod. I walk out to get in my car and this lady flags me down from a distance for a refresher on why I think she’s an asshole.
What can anybody do with that? WTF!?!
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They want the D @skyzyks. Crazy girls have daddy issues. The worse you treat them the more attractive you become.
Ewww! I didn’t mention it, but she’s a solid mid-50’s, and not exactly well kept.
Instead of silver fox, think more like greying lhasa apso that has been left out in the rain.
On a different note- we’re packing to head over to Strasburg to see Thomas The Tank Engine! Its for the kiddos birthday/vacation.
If me and wife can get through packing there should be no further entries for about a week.
I’ll update in a week if I run into any problems with the Amish. Seems like if I do, maybe that fur baby gun lady wasn’t wrong after all.
I mean, How bad can they be?
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Enjoy. I just sold an Amish guy a 444 marlin lever. So be careful!
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Was it the one with the black hat and red suspenders? Oh that mother f…
Uneducated racist people. So like half of the province I live in lol
My f150… Freaking ran over a rock and my tire loses air faster than a fat kid on a treadmill. I go to put the spare on and the fucking jack that comes with my truck is too short at full height to put the tire on. I just had to hand my man card in and call road side assistance to change a fucking tire.
It’s not like I’d got a lift either, stock wheel height. Some deuchebag in the factory got the jack confused with a Ford Fiesta. Somewhere, there is a kid with a fiesta and fart can unable to lift his jack out of his car to put his low profile racer boy tires on.
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Shit man thats rough.
Dunno how you mix up a fiesta jack over a big ass f150…
School, school and even more school