Things That Piss You Off

After mixing did you put it straight into the fridge for a rise? When did you shape it?

How big was the loaf and what was the baking temp?

So, for everyone who’s never baked a loaf of sourdough bread, it really isn’t as complicated as we’re making it out to be hahaha - it’s just, sensitive, is all

It is so much more complicated. If you aren’t in northern California or other select regions of the world, it’s almost futile without a laboratory.

Once local flora gets into the mix it’s really no longer sourdough, and it is virtually impossible to prevent.

maaaan, now you’re turning people off from trying it…

I kid a little. Hopefully people realize that is a bit of hyperbole.

Worked in a family store growing up. Also a pizza shop.

As for the fruit question, the issue is even dried fruit has a lot of water. Some people dry it out more, but this make little hard bits. My recommendation is to chop the hell out of whatever you are adding and then blot it with a towel. It still makes things a bit soggy, but it’s so spread out and small you don’t notice.

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just made my first sourdough pizza dough/crust the other day using unfed/discard I save up. Turned out pretty good, but the bottom didn’t crisp up as much as I would have liked … suggestions??

That sounds so damn good. I’m crying a little bit inside.

Internet pseudo-balls really piss me off. Social media gives the opportunity for people to be real nasty to each other in a way that 99.99% of them wouldn’t have the scrote to do in person. Between that and the ability to ā€œproveā€ any possible stance on any issue with doctored and out-of-context content, we’re really headed backwards. :man_facepalming:

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it’s super easy - I got tired of wasting my discard (or feeding it to my compost pile … which, I’ll be honest, has produced some HYOOOGE worms) so I’ve been saving it in a 64oz container in the fridge.

I’ve made the pizza dough, pancakes (would be better as waffles), and biscuits … the biscuits are fucking knock out man … so damn good.

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For sure, if you ever get under the delusion that most people are basically decent and nice, social media is a real eye opener.

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What pisses me off is what’s going on in my city, Omaha. A whole mess of stupidity, people talking past each other, and doing stupid things, leading to a death of another young man over these protests.

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Put it in the fridge about 30 min after, shaped it after the bulk. Didn’t hold its shape too well
No idea of size- not very large if that’s what you’re suspecting. Baked at 375 ( a sweet enriched ish dough)

It’s intentional chaos. The groups behind this crap have been doing this in Europe for 20 years. They’ve tried in Israel a bit but it generally peters out bc of our security system.

The MO is the same: some sort of tragic event.

Organize legit protests, but have people pass out bricks and Molotovs. And hot heads take the bait.

A new factor are pretty organized criminal gangs from around the world : Africa, Middle East, Eastern Europe. They use the events to stage mass hits on things like jewelry stores, Rolex stores, Apple, etc.

The criminals are welcomed by the malignant among the organizations as the goal ( of the malignant) is to destroy capitalism.

In fact, this is a very old model. Josef Stalin created ANTIFA in the early 1930s to destroy the German Wehmar Republic. (Same flag and everything.) They were so bad people looked the the Nazis as a stabilizing influence.

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…and then we have the MA AG say this stupid shit:

These are the people ā€œin chargeā€ here. Fuckin’ idiots. She needs to get run out of town. She’s a disgrace.

I’d also make sure the flour is good. Old, over bleached/fine flour doesn’t work too well.

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Really funny reading the last few posts…death, riots…flour, yeast…death, organized anarchy…bake at…

It doesn’t piss me off, though.

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pretty much a normal day at T-Nation/Off Topic I reckon

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My dog sheds an incredible amount. Like he holds the genetic code to regrowing hair. And its white so its easy to see. Well, Ive been growing a sweet quarantine mustache and now i constantly have white dog hair in it all the damn time. Just a couple white hairs always hanging out in the bottom of my peripheral vision… i wipe them off and 5 minutes later i notice i somehow have picked up more dog hair in my stache.

the mustache might be more PITA than its worth at this point.

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maybe you’re just getting old man