When I fuck up in real life (like spilling a full beverage) and I reflexively go to hit the “undo” command.
When older people wear pants below their ass BUT have a belt on and wear extra long shirts.<-especially black dikes.
THE PRAISE JESUS PEOPLE on the L train in the mornin. OHHHH LORDDDD SAVE THESE SINNERS blah blah blah
Fuck religion. If i wanted to here copious amounts of bullshit i would go to church. Dont need that shit on the subway.
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[quote]Stan Darsh wrote:
When older people wear pants below their ass BUT have a belt on and wear extra long shirts.<-especially black dikes.
THE PRAISE JESUS PEOPLE on the L train in the mornin. OHHHH LORDDDD SAVE THESE SINNERS blah blah blah
Fuck religion. If i wanted to here copious amounts of bullshit i would go to church. Dont need that shit on the subway.
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You need some Jesus.
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[quote]Johnny T Frisk wrote:
Midget prostitutes, full price my ass.[/quote]
I dunno man. If everything is proportionally smaller, some might argue you should pay even more than full price.
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Things that piss me off: people making threads about things that piss them off. Fuck those guys.
[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
Things that piss me off: people making threads about things that piss them off. Fuck those guys. [/quote]
Hey, you go check on Chalupa and see how his campaign is doing.
-Go to Check out
-Cashier ask “Credit or Debit”
-“Credit”
-Swipe Card
-Screen ask “Credit or Debit”
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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
When I fuck up in real life (like spilling a full beverage) and I reflexively go to hit the “undo” command.[/quote]
when im looking for something in a textbook and attempt to use the search function
I hate when people go into a thread about what they hate to post that they hate it when people start threads about what they hate, which means I also hate people who hate people who hate people who start these sort of threads, which means that I hate people who hate people who hate people who hate people who start these threads which means that I hate people who hate people who hate people who hate people who hate people who start these threads and when you get right down to brass tacks, I hate myself. I hate this thread for making me hate myself.
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Those little fucking things that you can’t get your nail under, then when you do get a grip on it, The motherfucker breaks!
The tear tabs on dressing. Especially when it goes rogue on me and tears diagonally through the package, leaving a big gaping tear instead of a nice little opening for pouring the dressing.
The ziplock on bags of chicken breasts. For fucks sake, do they have to roll the damn things shut during production like they’re hot rolling steel?
Those things piss me off.
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Restaurants that only serve Pepsi products.
People who like to forward every spam email that hits their inbox, but never write a personal message.
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Trying to open cereal boxes. What are they using on them, superglue? Because every time I try to pull the top open in a fashion that I can use the stupid little tab to close it, the damn thing rips right off. EVERY, SINGLE TIME. Doesn’t matter what brand I buy either…
I also hate how thin carbonated beverage can walls have gotten. I clearly remember as a kid (15 years ago or so) taking a coke can and hurling it as high as I could into the air 5-10 time before it would even leak. 3 TIMES in the last year I’ve dropped a can from waist height, and it cracks open, then starts spinning like a top and spewing coke everywhere. Once I was carrying a 12 back BY THE CARRYING HANDLE, and the cardboard rips, a can flies out, and explodes. I was fucking livid.
Oh, I also hate the coke freestyle machines that are at firehouse subs and moe’s. YAY, 100 different choices of drinks, wait, except the flavors bleed together and it tastes like nothing. I can’t just get a coke or anything? Or, someone in front of me gets a fanta, now my coke tastes like orange. Great…but I’m the asshole when I pour my drink out, then drain a gallon out of it before I refill it.
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“People that are intolerant of other people’s cultures…
And the dutch!”
When my picture doesn’t post.
[quote]Tyrant wrote:
Trying to open cereal boxes. What are they using on them, superglue? Because every time I try to pull the top open in a fashion that I can use the stupid little tab to close it, the damn thing rips right off. EVERY, SINGLE TIME. Doesn’t matter what brand I buy either…
I also hate how thin carbonated beverage can walls have gotten. I clearly remember as a kid (15 years ago or so) taking a coke can and hurling it as high as I could into the air 5-10 time before it would even leak. 3 TIMES in the last year I’ve dropped a can from waist height, and it cracks open, then starts spinning like a top and spewing coke everywhere. Once I was carrying a 12 back BY THE CARRYING HANDLE, and the cardboard rips, a can flies out, and explodes. I was fucking livid.
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Dude every fucking product out there right now is a piece of shit:
-McDonalds thread-thin takeaway bags that rip the moment you try to get into it, spilling your fries everywhere…plus you can’t put the trash back into it and throw it away neatly so I like to just drive by and throw it in their parking lot
-Single ply toilet paper at public restrooms…for fucks sake…not only does it rip with the slightest effort but they also lock it away in those damn burglar proof toilet paper roll holders that make it twice as hard to get to…are they afraid someone is going to steal their shitty ass toilet paper? I like to use 3x as much as I need and then rip the holder off the wall for good measure…cheap bastards
-The front bumper on my Impala has a huge gash in it…from what do you ask? A fucking STICK…not a metal rod, not a crowbar or an arrow, but a fucking stick…as in I parked too close to a pile of tree limbs and one of them caught and snagged and ripped a hole IN MY FUCKING CAR…piece…of…shit
I also hate tools and electronics items that come in impossible to open plastic containers…you have to have a god damned machete to break into those mother fuckers (which really sucks if you are just buying a machete that is in one!)
People that says “doctors” when they have to go to the “doctor”…its not plural dumbass, you aren’t going to more than one…oh you say its possessive (doctor’s office)? well you don’t say you are going to the “dentist’s”…idiot
Interchanging “then” and “than”…I don’t know what kinda accent ya’ll talk with, but where I’m from these two words sound nothing alike and I have no idea how people manage to fuck it up so often while typing them…
People that stand on an escalator or the moving WALKways at the airport…there is no greater form of laziness…if you don’t have a 50 pound bag in tow, your ass better be walking up that fucking thing or you will get my size 15 boot right up your derriere
Waiters that put lemon in your water without asking…I asked for a fucking water you jackwagon…if I had wanted a lemonade i would have ordered it…
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When i can’t tell if a poster is a hot chick, or a dude with a hot chick as his avatar…
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[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
“People that are intolerant of other people’s cultures…
And the dutch!”[/quote]
You mother fucker.
N_GGERS.