I saw what he did there, but it took me about 6 or 7 attempts at reading it to figure out what was going on.
They are malapropisms I believe, and Norm Crosby was the king.
I had to think about that for a moment. I work in roofing so my brain immediately went to removing/stripping the existing asphalt prior to replacement with a new surface. I guess striping would be a thing too 
And I thank you, and all the others for not taking me for granite.
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I hate it when I see a good meme ruined with typos or bad grammar. 
Sometimes there are memes where thatās the actual joke.
Snowflakes.
Iāll give some examples. People who think theyāre special because they listen to a certain genre of music (particularly metal heads). Someone who thinks theyāre special because theyāve been a fan of a band/artist for a long time.
āiM sPeCiAL CaUsE I LIstEN To MeTAl and nOT RaP/hIPHopā
ā¦what?
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Other people road raging.
It pisses me off.
I had my family in the car on the way home from dinner out tonight and two cars in front of us weāre going at it. Yelling out the window, flicking each other off. Well we come up to a stop light and they are beside each other.
One guy opens his door threatening to get out. Well, a guy DOES get out the other car, walks to the other car, and starts punching the driver.
My wife and I were in awe. My kids were in the back and I was telling them to look away.
Absolutely pathetic. It pissed me off to a point to where I nearly wanted to get involved, but Iām smarter than that obviously. These idiots mothers need to spank them.
Dumbasses. Innocent people get hurt from this stupid shit.
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I donāt think you have a clear grasp on what a snowflake is.
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Sure he does. Metal heads. If thereās ever any group of people I associate with being a snowflake itās people who get down to Amon Amarth
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Stuck bolts and nuts that resist the magic of PB Blaster. Down 1 ratchet and 1 breaker bar already. Related: Tire shops that use 1 inch impact guns set to 350lbs to put wheels on. All four rotors are warped. Wonāt be using them again.
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I had the front wheel of a work van come off on the highway because of this. The van was in the tire shop the week before and I suspect they torqued the bolts so hard that they actually twisted and then snapped while I was driving.
I had a little warning before the wheel went flying across the median so I didnāt flip over like in a movie, but it was still an unsettling experience.
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My neighborhood has gone to hell the past 10 years. Use to be a nice middle class neighborhood now allot of the home owners are going into nursing facilities or passing away. Guys are swooping in and buying them for rentals.
Love it, a new family moved in two houses downā¦ Total white trash and are 100% racist who by chance also display a confederate flag. ( Thats all well and good if your from the South but this isnt the South, plus pretty sure they are not from there) Other day seen one of the kids who was around 13 shirtless and fat as hell a good 300 lbs talking with his mother and it was nothing but profanity along with his lack of education showing . Yeah real quality individuals and the dad is a complete drunk who rides around on what we call here a DUI Harley (motor scooter ).
Time to relocateā¦
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Every race has their degenerates but white trash crack me up, mostly because they make me think of Trailer Park Boys.
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Im not what you would call high class and I am pretty rough around the edgesā¦ so when I am disgusted. It is pretty damn badā¦
Haha same - been around my share of trashy people. I know a couple whoāre both probably 300lbs. Bad teeth; dirty, ill-fitting clothes, greasy hair, etc. The wife works at McDonalds and the dad manages at Menards. They go to the bar my uncle tends at several nights a week, and my uncle said the employees fight over who has to serve them. Apparently they smell so bad no one wants to go near them. One time they spent $99.75 and left a quarter as the tip.
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Around here rental houses are insanely expensive and all the hood rats go to apartments. Here, if your mortgage would be ~1200 a month rent is going to be ~2,000. Itās crazy. My little town is currently exploding and everyone wants in. A regular old slab house is 200,000, go 5 minutes down the road to the next cityās jurisdiction and same house is now 100,000.
On the bright side my property values keep going up and up. On the bad side Iām gonna have to re roof, update kitchen and bathrooms, re landscape, and re finish the hardwood floors before I can sell Kids are so rough on a house.
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@flappinit 's hellish shit story
you guys are really making a strong case for kidsā¦
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Adults behaving like 15 year old, passive aggressive, spiked brats. Currently have some friends (a couple) who are 32 and have been behaving for the past week as immature jerks. Unfortunately I believe it is time to cut ties even though I stood up in their wedding 6 years ago.