That would mess up the couch even worse.
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Made the mistake of giving my younger son peas and spaghetti as part of his dinner.
Each individual pea and each individual strand of spaghetti got its own āhello pea/spaghetti. Iām going to eat youā before being eaten.
I think it took 3 hours for him to eat. It must be a form of torture having to watch it in some cultures.
A train company in the UK has just been fined Ā£1m.
Why?
A sign saying ādint stick your head out of the window of a moving trainā was not clear enough.
This pisses me off.
People that need signs like these are not capable of reading.
Dropping 4-Gs on a return flight from Ponta Delgada, Azores because the state run SATA (Azores Air) airline are cancelling flights left and right and have no incentive to provide adequate customer serviceā¦
More than half of the people on my flight are still stranded (we were scheduled to fly home on Saturday - we got home yesterday) ā¦ the flights theyāve rescheduled people on are being cancelled ā¦
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Found the problem. Good luck and in all seriousness travel safe.
We made it back last night by booking with another airline ā¦ the flight they had tried to book us on that was supposed to go out this morning was cancelled too
I have very little tolerance for music I donāt like. This Hozier guy, in my opinion sounds like a giant queef put to generic uninspired music.
BUT my wife wonāt shut it off. Like sheās having some kind of mood thing that this queef music goes along with-which I agree with because they both suck.
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Look into him a little more, youāll actually see he is suuuper masculineā¦
Then maybe youāll feel a little different about his musicā¦maybe
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You sonofaā¦
Now I have to rinse that out with something like āBorn of Fireā.
Not falling for this oneā¦
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I just signed you and the wife up for his fan club. Expect a swag bag and free tickets in your mailbox soon. You know, so you can both goā¦ together.
Canāt wait to receive my sample of ManponsĀ® so that we can feel closer as a couple!
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Are they used like a double sided dildos?? Asking for a friend
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Ouch. My bad dawg.
Insta-thots trying to be inspirational
Button up/dress shirts that fit across the chest, shoulders, and arms, but make it look like youāre smuggling pillows in your mid section. Not willing to drop the money on a tailored one because I need them so rarely, but we did family pictures and Iām very billowy/pillowy in my āniceā shirtā¦pisses me off. Frickin everything is designed for short, fat people.
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So your child occupied themselves for 3 hours, and this is a mistake? I would kill for a 3-hour eating session.
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I buy āfittedā shirts ā¦ larger in the chest/shoulders and taper down ā¦ I too have a disgust for normal, boxy ass shirts man ā¦ unless Iām putting on some inches around the waste ā¦ then I just wear sweaters haha
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Same. No way I ever buy a regular cut. Sometimes even with a fit cut it still floats at the belly
$15 to get them tailored. I just had two fairly cheap shirts taken in on the sides. Not sure if it was worth it but they fit and look great now.