Get the strap!
Daycare calls, one of the kids has a fever and has to go home. I get there and the little shit is playing outside on the playground. Mkayā¦
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I went to the Rogue site to pick up some bands and in the related items they had one of their reverse hypers for about 250 bucks. I donāt have a home gym but that looked to good to let pass.
Click on the link to buy it and the thing is closer to a cool grandā¦ Click back and it shows it for $250 bucks again. Click to buy and close to $1000.
Finally worked out that the solid foot attachment was $250ā¦
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Sounds like a mom joke waiting to happen. āI wish I could say that about your momā maybe?
Lat cramps while trying to take care of business on the throneā¦
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eat less cheeseā¦
This is heresyā¦You cannot tell someone from Wisconsin to eat less cheese
Looks like I just did, shitbrick haha
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Wife: We need to sell the house.
Me: Why?
Wife: Cause the market is going to crash.
Me: The market isnt going to crashā¦
Wife: yes it is, Tommy told Sally that heās selling his, and so are most of his freinds
Me: Whoās Tommy?
Wife: Tommy is the guy that built our fence back when we lived on Gomes ct
Me: (daFuk?) So, does Tommy do finance on the side too?
Wife: No, but he knows that there is a crash coming soon
Me: No, the information i have from our research department says that there are no indicators that the market will be making any changes, industrial and commercial construction will flatten out, but housing is to remain strong through 2020. They have market analizers on staff
Wife: Yeah, but what do they know?
Me: What does Tommy know?
Wife: I dont know why you always want to argue with meā¦
Me: (daFuk?)
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Leave the wife, take the house.
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Yeah. Me too. For like the past 10 years. My wife gets this same bug up her ass every couple of years.
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People who complain that they work 100 hours in the office per week. While in reality, 40 hours of that is working and 60 hours of that is dicking around at the coffee machine.
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Yeah, so, my mom calls this game āaināt it awful.ā Itās where we all try to one up each other on how fucked up our shit is.
I moved out two years ago. Have equity in the house that I could use to buy a place, but according to NY law, I canāt force the wife to cash me out.
So, I pay the mortgage, and my rent, while close to $200K in equity sits in the house.
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I thought I was doing well enough with regular exercise and a so-so diet, except for my one long standing favorite vice- smoking, figuring it all kind of evens out.
Well, it doesnāt. Last week in the early hrs. of Wednesday morning I had a pretty serious heart attack. One artery was 100ā° blocked and now has a stent. Another is at 80% and will get stented in about 4 weeks.
Iām kinda pissed with myself for playing such a silly game of give and take with my health, the well being of my family and all of that other stuff related to existence.
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Wow, come to Jesus.
My brother passed in 2001 from v-fib, hereditary.
I smoke, half a pack a day of American Spirit - itās organic, right.
Think youāre about my age as well.
Hello? Is that wake up call for me?
Hope you are doing well, prayers and positive vibes for you.
47 as of May.
Thanks. I was amazed and a bit ashamed to see how many people quickly rushed to help. Amazed at their supportivenes, and a bit ashamed that I kind of lose track of how many good people are right around me.
There was a bit of confusion about whether I had a side effect of a medicine or congestive heart failure afterward and that kept me down for an extra few days, but since Sunday I popped up and got moving pretty good.
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Normal.
Awesome.
My dad had a triple bypass ten or so years ago, heās 82, and then about five years ago had TURP valve replacement. Three days later he walked about three miles with us at the mall, amazing.
Keep plugging!
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This is 'Murica mate ā¦ you know thatās not how that would pan out
You been watching me at work??
@SkyzykS best of luck bud ā¦ pulling everything works out well for ya man
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I know that all too well.
Just couldnāt resist.
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Damn, old friend.
There is nothing good about this.
I am sorry. Truly.
Damn
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