Things That Piss You Off

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Being told to calm down. I have researched this and it actually accomplishes the exact opposite effect about 99% of the time.[/quote]

Using myself as a case study would make it 100%. Especially when opening anything with ziplocks or tabs.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Being told to calm down. I have researched this and it actually accomplishes the exact opposite effect about 99% of the time.[/quote]

How many of those 99% used it purposefully to elicit that response? I feel like it’s gotta be pretty high.

[quote]red04 wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Being told to calm down. I have researched this and it actually accomplishes the exact opposite effect about 99% of the time.[/quote]

How many of those 99% used it purposefully to elicit that response? I feel like it’s gotta be pretty high.[/quote]

Especially when worded as such…

ā€œI said…CALM. THE. FUCK. DOWN!!!ā€

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Jfbalabama wrote:
the grammar police[/quote]

Capitalize the first letter in a sentence. Put a period at the end of a sentence.[/quote]

Technically he didn’t write a sentence. There is only a subject and the subject isn’t doing anything therefore not a sentence.:stuck_out_tongue: [/quote]

This sentence no verb.

Capisce?

[quote]k-dingo wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Jfbalabama wrote:
the grammar police[/quote]

Capitalize the first letter in a sentence. Put a period at the end of a sentence.[/quote]

Technically he didn’t write a sentence. There is only a subject and the subject isn’t doing anything therefore not a sentence.:stuck_out_tongue: [/quote]

This sentence no verb.

Capisce?[/quote]

[quote]k-dingo wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Jfbalabama wrote:
the grammar police[/quote]

Capitalize the first letter in a sentence. Put a period at the end of a sentence.[/quote]

Technically he didn’t write a sentence. There is only a subject and the subject isn’t doing anything therefore not a sentence.:stuck_out_tongue: [/quote]

This sentence no verb.

Capisce?[/quote]

A wise man once said, ā€œIf you have to tell someone to calm down TWICE, you need to re-asses your level of thuggery.ā€

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]red04 wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Being told to calm down. I have researched this and it actually accomplishes the exact opposite effect about 99% of the time.[/quote]

How many of those 99% used it purposefully to elicit that response? I feel like it’s gotta be pretty high.[/quote]

Especially when worded as such…

ā€œI said…CALM. THE. FUCK. DOWN!!!ā€[/quote]

Or immediately following some outlandish behavior or remark that could onlu incite UNcalmness.

PS your absence from TILF has been noted with displeasure.

Women leaving the toilet seat down. So inconsiderate.

[quote]GCF wrote:
Women leaving the toilet seat down. So inconsiderate.[/quote]

LOL

[quote]optheta wrote:
I think you all need to calm down and just relax. People get worked up over way to much insignificant stuff. [/quote]

Don’t assume that we’re all getting worked up and raising our blood pressure or anything.

Is there anything that irks you?

After saving for two weeks, i finally got enough money to buy me a nice set of headphones. Now that i have, my fucking mp3 player dies! That pisses me off so god damn much!

It was a piece of shit anyways…

You know what pisses me off? The fact that I can’t play the fucking drums for an hour without going through at least a pair of sticks every single time. I buy the cheap ones for $5 a pair and I buy the expensive ones at $20 a pair and everything in between, and yet nothing is strong enough for me. What the fuck? 5b, 2a, 2b fucking treetrunks, nothing works for me.

What pisses me off today is the fact it’s the 24th anniversary of when I got married and it took me 23 years to realize how much of a control freak she really was… There goes half my life…

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

  • People who make statements with the inflection of a question. You know… like when they tell you something and their voice tone gets higher toward the end of the sentence, making it sound like a question.

  • Shoppers at the supermarket checkout who are obviously able-bodied, yet they don’t lift a finger to bag their own groceries.

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I had to log on just to respond to this one. When I’m shopping at ā€˜discount’ grocery stores, I bag my own because the cashier doesn’t. That’s one of the reason the prices are so reasonable. However, when I get groceries at a higher end grocery store, I get pissed when the teenage girl looks at me like I’m going to bag my own stuff. The high prices better cover someone putting my shit in a bag. There’s an expectation of service that goes with the price.

On another note, Teledin, where did you get your avatar picture? I’m looking for a few drawings like that.

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Tepid messes[/quote]

My nickname in high school was Tepid Mess.

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Tepid messes[/quote]

My nickname in high school was Tepid Mess.[/quote]

I thought it was Sean, Sean…

you had a lot of nicknames didn’t you? =P

Two days ago I got the rear brakes done on my wife’s SUV at a friends house. I get home, park it, no problem. My son goes to borrow it ten minutes after I get home and the battery is deader than a door nail lol, WTF! Atleast it went dead in the driveway.

I’m a sloopy cook so after I’m done chopping up veggies I sweep the floor but no matter how well I clean up there ALWAYS seems to be an errant peice of green pepper or onion sticking to the bottom of my feet. Drives me fucking nuts.

Ever notice whenever you go to get the last bit of something out of the bottom of a jar the only clean knife is a steak knife! fucking hell!, can’t get shit with that pointy end.

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:

On another note, Teledin, where did you get your avatar picture? I’m looking for a few drawings like that.[/quote]

Google image search. Can’t remember what I typed in, something like ā€œpowerliftingā€ or along those lines.

when food get stuck between your teeth, and then you get DOMS in your freaking TONG!