I just get a mental image of you being told your flight is canceled by the gate attendant, removing the top off your coffee and inverting it over your head in protest. Never breaking eye contact with the gate attendant.
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This is what he shouldāve done if he wanted to make any real kind of protest ā¦ coffee is for pussies
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Fucking everything today.
Work was just a confusing cluster fuck and pissed me off badly.
Went hiking for morels to a huge patch at the top of a really big hill, only to see a guy walking out of it just as I got there with a Big fat bag and an empty patch.
Drop over the hill and hear some girl hooting and hollering. Yeah! She found the next one. I get down there and she and her bf are a couple hundred yards out, big fat bag of morels in tow.
Then I get home and start telling my wife why Iām angry and she gets upset that Iām angry.
But I did find a dozen or so, and have one hell of a round roast in the crock pot.
At least you have this going for ya!
Itās about to be served. Iām feeling better by the second. 
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Thatās an amazing picture - they got it right after he set the fire but before he realized his mistake and felt unfathomable pain.
I agree ā¦ amazing. I remember researching it after having seen it for the first time off of RATM. I thought it was a fake photo at first they put together for their album art ā¦ nope. Fuck me I canāt imagine the intense pain he felt, however brief he was conscious of it.
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Iāve heard that fire will go down your throat and torch your lungs. Once that happens, itās pretty much over. I guess itās like drowning - take a deep breath of fire or water and say goodbye.
Iāve swallowed hot soup and it burned my throat. I canāt imagine inhaling fire. I guess this is one time Iād choose to drown.
Drowning might a bit more pleasant but Iād imagine itād take a lot longer. So, itās really a trade off of marginal pleasantness or expediency and intense, but brief pain.
What the fuck are we talking about now haha
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Bit like when your drinking beer with a whisky chaser at hand and think the whisky is the beer and have an unexpected massive gulp.
Have you seen the video the dude just sits there. 10/10 for commitment
Free Tibet!
Pissed at my comment or the thread in general?
@liftangryordie500 @anon50325502
For the record it was a light jab. I asked if his wife at least made him a sandwich and now heās crying all over the forum about it. Iām sure even his wife knows about it.
ābaby, greenboy is making fun of me, heās saying you donāt ever make me a sandwich. Can you bring me a sandwich, babe?ā
no-
āok.ā
; )
I havenāt posted a thing about your dumbass anywhere on this forum. Youāre about retarded arenāt you?
I could give a fuck what some random dude on the interwebs with a failed marriage under his belt thinks about my marriage.
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it was a joke, guy.
geez.
@anon50325502 @greenboy geez, tensions are hot here. Wasnāt trying to start anything. Iām pissed at the thread as a whole, because itās such a stupid topic. I mean, beta orbiting? What the fuck is that? God, I hate my generation.
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I kinda can. An extremely caustic chemical anyways. Aspirated it.
It hurt very badly until I dropped off into a coma.
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Story time
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