[quote]eddiealfano wrote:
[quote]1 Man Island wrote:
I’m currently in the dog house… not for anything I did/didn’t do… but for not wanting to do things.[/quote]
This needs to be turned into a future episode. That or the, “I had a dream you did that, and now I’m mad at you”[/quote]
Hispanic women…
[quote]doogie wrote:
[quote]eddiealfano wrote:
[quote]1 Man Island wrote:
I’m currently in the dog house… not for anything I did/didn’t do… but for not wanting to do things.[/quote]
This needs to be turned into a future episode. That or the, “I had a dream you did that, and now I’m mad at you”[/quote]
Hispanic women…[/quote]
Oh how I could write a book on this one
[quote]1 Man Island wrote:
I’m currently in the dog house… not for anything I did/didn’t do… but for not wanting to do things.[/quote]
Yep. “I don’t just want you to do it, I want you to want to!”
The “I had a dream about you” scenario is such bullshit. I thought people were kidding about it being a real thing until it happened to me.
[quote]CroatianRage wrote:
The “I had a dream about you” scenario is such bullshit. I thought people were kidding about it being a real thing until it happened to me.[/quote]
Dunno how many of you have kids, but the now 9 months pregnant wife has these “dreams” that I end up paying for all the time now. And also, somehow, me not cutting the grass or taking out the trash in a timely manner is linked to my future ability as a father when she is at her most irrational. And fuck Hobby Lobby, Bed Bath and Beyond, Kirklands, and Pier One. Also, Babies’r’Us is climbing into the group now as well.
Also, last night, she was all upset and teary because she felt fat and unattractive apparently. So I be a good husband and talk about how much she still turns me on and how beautiful she is. Somehow this turns into her then being repulsed because I like fat and/or ugly girls and that must mean that she is a fat and/or ugly girl even when she’s not pregnant. I didn’t really know what to do with this. When your 5’8", was 130lb, athletic wife starts to have self esteem issues for the first time, it gets confusing.
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
Also, last night, she was all upset and teary because she felt fat and unattractive apparently. So I be a good husband and talk about how much she still turns me on and how beautiful she is. Somehow this turns into her then being repulsed because I like fat and/or ugly girls and that must mean that she is a fat and/or ugly girl even when she’s not pregnant. I didn’t really know what to do with this. When your 5’8", was 130lb, athletic wife starts to have self esteem issues for the first time, it gets confusing.[/quote]
Dont try to change her mind, change her emotions.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
Also, last night, she was all upset and teary because she felt fat and unattractive apparently. So I be a good husband and talk about how much she still turns me on and how beautiful she is. Somehow this turns into her then being repulsed because I like fat and/or ugly girls and that must mean that she is a fat and/or ugly girl even when she’s not pregnant. I didn’t really know what to do with this. When your 5’8", was 130lb, athletic wife starts to have self esteem issues for the first time, it gets confusing.[/quote]
Dont try to change her mind, change her emotions.[/quote]
With the hormone fluctuations, my usual tactic is just wait 15 minutes and check back to see which version of her is occupying her body at the moment.
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
Also, last night, she was all upset and teary because she felt fat and unattractive apparently. So I be a good husband and talk about how much she still turns me on and how beautiful she is. Somehow this turns into her then being repulsed because I like fat and/or ugly girls and that must mean that she is a fat and/or ugly girl even when she’s not pregnant. I didn’t really know what to do with this. When your 5’8", was 130lb, athletic wife starts to have self esteem issues for the first time, it gets confusing.[/quote]
Dont try to change her mind, change her emotions.[/quote]
With the hormone fluctuations, my usual tactic is just wait 15 minutes and check back to see which version of her is occupying her body at the moment. [/quote]
Well, if you want to, you could try this once.
Next time she tells you that she looks disgusting, you agree.
“Yeah baby, I dont even know why I have not left you yet…”
“Must be because I feel pity for you…”
“Yes, I am a pervert, who else would want you…”
And during all of this you are not serious for one second and escalate sexually.
Have a glint in your eye…
If she feels unwanted, dont adress this logically, dont give in to her emotions and if you attain a righteous erection, take her hand, put it on it and inform her that there is one incontrovertible truth:
“Dicks dont lie”.
Ya.
Just once.
Pretty please.
I would just like to recommend NOT doing this^^^^^
For your own safety!
[quote]eddiealfano wrote:
I would just like to recommend NOT doing this^^^^^
For your own safety![/quote]
No risk, no fun!
-_-…
[quote]eddiealfano wrote:
I would just like to recommend NOT doing this^^^^^
For your own safety![/quote]
I guess what I am trying to say is…
You cant avoid the dramacoaster.
Thats like a rollercoaster, just with emotions.
What you can do however is try to conduct the ride.
The worst that could happen is that she is pissed.
Which will happen anyway, sooooooooo…
If push comes to shove, you rub one out, according to Bill Burr, that is the champagne of victory!
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]eddiealfano wrote:
I would just like to recommend NOT doing this^^^^^
For your own safety![/quote]
I guess what I am trying to say is…
You cant avoid the dramacoaster.
Thats like a rollercoaster, just with emotions.
What you can do however is try to conduct the ride.
The worst that could happen is that she is pissed.
Which will happen anyway, sooooooooo…
If push comes to shove, you rub one out, according to Bill Burr, that is the champagne of victory![/quote]
Or you can continue to speak rationally and not engage in negative behavior.
You continue to show your wife you care for her in her current state by being considerate and patient.
If she is pregnant you might as well start learning patience cause when you have children you will be TESTED daily.
Just tell her she’s fat and unless she loses weight, you’re gonna trade her in. That ALWAYS works! LOL
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Just tell her she’s fat and unless she loses weight, you’re gonna trade her in. That ALWAYS works! LOL[/quote]
Or tell her that her sister looks better
^gold, Chickie and Deej~
pure gold…
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
Also, last night, she was all upset and teary because she felt fat and unattractive apparently. So I be a good husband and talk about how much she still turns me on and how beautiful she is. Somehow this turns into her then being repulsed because I like fat and/or ugly girls and that must mean that she is a fat and/or ugly girl even when she’s not pregnant. I didn’t really know what to do with this. When your 5’8", was 130lb, athletic wife starts to have self esteem issues for the first time, it gets confusing.[/quote]
Dont try to change her mind, change her emotions.[/quote]
With the hormone fluctuations, my usual tactic is just wait 15 minutes and check back to see which version of her is occupying her body at the moment. [/quote]
Well, if you want to, you could try this once.
Next time she tells you that she looks disgusting, you agree.
“Yeah baby, I dont even know why I have not left you yet…”
“Must be because I feel pity for you…”
“Yes, I am a pervert, who else would want you…”
And during all of this you are not serious for one second and escalate sexually.
Have a glint in your eye…
If she feels unwanted, dont adress this logically, dont give in to her emotions and if you attain a righteous erection, take her hand, put it on it and inform her that there is one incontrovertible truth:
“Dicks dont lie”.
Ya.
Just once.
Pretty please. [/quote]
Seems like a good way to get my dick ripped off as she squalls because I was mean to her.
“Son, it’s like a tire fire. You can’t put it out, just grab a beer and let it burn.” - Hank Hill on hormonal women
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Yes, please do, Chris! That’d be great. And I already follow you guys! I’m @eddiealfano for anyone who wants to follow.