[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
[quote]IamMarqaos wrote:
[quote]doogie wrote:
[quote]eddiealfano wrote:
[quote]1 Man Island wrote:
I’m currently in the dog house… not for anything I did/didn’t do… but for not wanting to do things.[/quote]
This needs to be turned into a future episode. That or the, “I had a dream you did that, and now I’m mad at you”[/quote]
Hispanic women…[/quote]
And Asian, and Caucasian…
I’ve been slapped in the middle of the night by both (not at the same time, that would have been worth it) because they had a dream of me cheating.
Furious, both of them. And for at least 5 minutes not willing to explain why they were so fricking angry at me.
Good times.
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I think you should definitely check out the Crazy-Hot matrix video in the demotivational thread. [/quote]
I did! Laughed so hard at one time my boss asked me what the hell was going on! 
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Same here although not slapped but elbowed. And the grudge lasted all night and into the morning.[/quote]
Yep same here. With the Asian (my now ex-wife) it lasted for several days. She was convinced that her unconscious mind knew the truth and she badgered me for three days. I eventually had to swear on my kid’s life that I had not cheated on her. After that she screwed my brains out for three nights to make up for it.
I am not made for that kind of crazy. I’m not.
Saturday morning I felt that it was time for my boyfriend and I to have a serious talk, so I said so. OMG, the sigh he sighed had me crying with laughter. It was so long and, I don’t know, desperate? Despairing? I had to ask if he thought he had enough air for the talk now. He said he didn’t.
It wasn’t even an angry talk. We were in bed, snuggling, totally happy.
It made me think of Eddie’s videos.
I haven’t been able to see any youtube vids hosted on this site for the last 2 days, anyone else having the same problem?
nvm, fixed it.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Saturday morning I felt that it was time for my boyfriend and I to have a serious talk, so I said so. OMG, the sigh he sighed had me crying with laughter. It was so long and, I don’t know, desperate? Despairing? I had to ask if he thought he had enough air for the talk now. He said he didn’t.
It wasn’t even an angry talk. We were in bed, snuggling, totally happy.
It made me think of Eddie’s videos.[/quote]
hahaha… my last girlfriend was the inspiration for this video. She’d usually open with, “So… I have a question” right before I was falling asleep. Then I’d let out the long sigh, which would inevitably lead to a discussion about what a jerk i was.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Saturday morning I felt that it was time for my boyfriend and I to have a serious talk, so I said so. OMG, the sigh he sighed had me crying with laughter. It was so long and, I don’t know, desperate? Despairing? I had to ask if he thought he had enough air for the talk now. He said he didn’t.
It wasn’t even an angry talk. We were in bed, snuggling, totally happy.
It made me think of Eddie’s videos.[/quote]
Protip:
Don’t ever say “We need to talk” or “Can I ask you a question?”
Just dive straight in to whatever it is you need to say. Saying the above only delays the inevitable and fills us with a sense of impending doom. If you just get right to the point the conversation could be over and resolved before we even realize we had a serious talk at all!
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Saturday morning I felt that it was time for my boyfriend and I to have a serious talk, so I said so. OMG, the sigh he sighed had me crying with laughter. It was so long and, I don’t know, desperate? Despairing? I had to ask if he thought he had enough air for the talk now. He said he didn’t.
It wasn’t even an angry talk. We were in bed, snuggling, totally happy.
It made me think of Eddie’s videos.[/quote]
Protip:
Don’t ever say “We need to talk” or “Can I ask you a question?”
Just dive straight in to whatever it is you need to say. Saying the above only delays the inevitable and fills us with a sense of impending doom. If you just get right to the point the conversation could be over and resolved before we even realize we had a serious talk at all![/quote]
He followed the sigh with an announcement that he had a serious thing to talk about, too, which unnerved me, then insisted that I go first. But as it turned out, he didn’t have a serious thing, he was just messing with me. Which of course it did. (Me: you do? what? is something wrong?)
It probably speeded up the resolution of my thing (which was a no big deal thing) because I was worried about his thing.
There was no way to smoothly enter into my thing without him noticing that it was A Thing, because I get awkward around things that are Things. I don’t love talks myself, but how else can you communicate about communicating?
I don’t know. It’s all weird and confusing.
Fucking men, huh? Why can’t they be like regular people?
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Saturday morning I felt that it was time for my boyfriend and I to have a serious talk, so I said so. OMG, the sigh he sighed had me crying with laughter. It was so long and, I don’t know, desperate? Despairing? I had to ask if he thought he had enough air for the talk now. He said he didn’t.
It wasn’t even an angry talk. We were in bed, snuggling, totally happy.
It made me think of Eddie’s videos.[/quote]
Protip:
Don’t ever say “We need to talk” or “Can I ask you a question?”
Just dive straight in to whatever it is you need to say. Saying the above only delays the inevitable and fills us with a sense of impending doom. If you just get right to the point the conversation could be over and resolved before we even realize we had a serious talk at all![/quote]
He followed the sigh with an announcement that he had a serious thing to talk about, too, which unnerved me, then insisted that I go first. But as it turned out, he didn’t have a serious thing, he was just messing with me. Which of course it did. (Me: you do? what? is something wrong?)
It probably speeded up the resolution of my thing (which was a no big deal thing) because I was worried about his thing.
There was no way to smoothly enter into my thing without him noticing that it was A Thing, because I get awkward around things that are Things. I don’t love talks myself, but how else can you communicate about communicating?
I don’t know. It’s all weird and confusing.
Fucking men, huh? Why can’t they be like regular people?
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Men cannot be regular people, the necessity to deal with women makes us irregular.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Saturday morning I felt that it was time for my boyfriend and I to have a serious talk…[/quote]
How do you experience that feeling? Anxiety?
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
He followed the sigh with an announcement that he had a serious thing to talk about, too, which unnerved me, then insisted that I go first. But as it turned out, he didn’t have a serious thing, he was just messing with me. Which of course it did. (Me: you do? what? is something wrong?)
It probably speeded up the resolution of my thing (which was a no big deal thing) because I was worried about his thing.
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That is brilliant.
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Saturday morning I felt that it was time for my boyfriend and I to have a serious talk…[/quote]
How do you experience that feeling? Anxiety?
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I had confusion about something that I felt needn’t be confusing, so I wanted to clarify. A meta conversation, I guess. Specifically, we’d come in late the night before and were sort of fooling around, but very sleepily/halfheartedly. I wasn’t sure whether to move us forward or leave it be or what, and I wasn’t sure whether the sleepy pace was because he was being careful not to pressure me or because he didn’t have the energy, but eventually I went to sleep. We have pretty intense schedules and this has confused me before. My suspicion has been that he’s being thoughtful when he knows I’m tired.
I’d rather have the sex, lol.
Edit: P.S. I was correct, solution implemented, talk successful.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Saturday morning I felt that it was time for my boyfriend and I to have a serious talk…[/quote]
How do you experience that feeling? Anxiety?
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I had confusion about something that I felt needn’t be confusing, so I wanted to clarify. A meta conversation, I guess. Specifically, we’d come in late the night before and were sort of fooling around, but very sleepily/halfheartedly. I wasn’t sure whether to move us forward or leave it be or what, and I wasn’t sure whether the sleepy pace was because he was being careful not to pressure me or because he didn’t have the energy, but eventually I went to sleep. We have pretty intense schedules and this has confused me before. My suspicion has been that he’s being thoughtful when he knows I’m tired.
I’d rather have the sex, lol.
Edit: P.S. I was correct, solution implemented, talk successful.[/quote]
See, you didn’t need to talk, you just needed to get laid.
Remember that for the future. It would solve about half the world’s problems.[/quote]
“Fill his stomach and drains his balls”… a mantra every woman should learn.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
“Fill his stomach and drains his balls”… a mantra every woman should learn. [/quote]
I dont know dude, that sounds too much like servitude and patriarchal opression to me.
In fact, the mere notion that a woman should not be worshipped on the grounds that she exists is probably the meowsoginy.
Shitlord.
[quote]eddiealfano wrote:
I thought you guys might appreciate this youtube video I made in honor of “Real Men.” Enjoy. I even got some Biotest product placement in there! The Distinguished Gentleman: Chapter One - YouTube
The lateral raises with the milk bottle and the spraying deodorant on dity jeans made me ashamed of myself. I partake in the grossness too.
Grossness? It’s called “efficiency”!
If any of you guys live in the Los Angeles area, I am producing and acting in a play. It’s called “The Zombie Effect”; it’s a real fun, scary Zombie/Horror spoof show. This is the third year we’ve done it, and the crowds always love it. Like our facebook page if you’re interested, it’s got all the info there. Thanks! Redirecting...
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