[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Kreal7 wrote:
I just farted out 126 calories
You farted out a tennis ball?
Ouch.[/quote]
Well, it keeps the dog entertained…
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Kreal7 wrote:
I just farted out 126 calories
You farted out a tennis ball?
Ouch.[/quote]
Well, it keeps the dog entertained…
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Also:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/age_progression_technology
Have you seen Tanya?
It is our responsibility to find these missing children![/quote]
Wow, I actually feel bad about myself for laughing (hysterically) at that. Wow…
Obese children can benefit from this:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_should_we_be_shaming
Spread the word.
Save the obese kids!
[quote]Brant_Drake wrote:
The Onion is a satirical site that is well-known for its parody and mockery of…well, everything.
That means this was scripted as a joke.
edit:…can’t believe I had to type that.[/quote]
seriously. do people really not get the sarcasm? they were laying it on pretty thick. plus a 10 second browse of the site should have revealed it to them even if they didn’t get it at first.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Also:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/age_progression_technology
Have you seen Tanya?
It is our responsibility to find these missing children![/quote]
"Are those bruises from her pimp Douglas?’
ROFLMAO
Human Head Found in Hamburger:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/human_head_found_in_hamburger
Like we don’t need the extra protein.
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/are_violent_video_games
Thank god for Fallout 3!
[quote]red04 wrote:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/are_violent_video_games
Thank god for Fallout 3![/quote]
I totally just sent this to all of my friends who play it.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Val Kilmer.
Yep…pencils.[/quote]
These guys want their pencils back.
[quote]iamthewolf wrote:
Brant_Drake wrote:
The Onion is a satirical site that is well-known for its parody and mockery of…well, everything.
That means this was scripted as a joke.
edit:…can’t believe I had to type that.
seriously. do people really not get the sarcasm? they were laying it on pretty thick. plus a 10 second browse of the site should have revealed it to them even if they didn’t get it at first.[/quote]
there was sarcasm in there??? that was real shiz people! believe it! BELIEVE IT!!! hahaha…
[quote]IronAbrams wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Also:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/age_progression_technology
Have you seen Tanya?
It is our responsibility to find these missing children!
Wow, I actually feel bad about myself for laughing (hysterically) at that. Wow…[/quote]
dont be cause you werent the only one! haha…ah that sites so awesome!
lol I could seriously see some shit like this really coming into production some day
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_wearable_feedbags_let
Isn’t there a “no food diet” on this very website?
haha…some funny fucking shit in those links
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/12_year_old_boy_scouts_volunteer
what a great idea!
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Val Kilmer.
Yep…pencils.[/quote]
thought that was a walrus