The Most Dangerous Animal Mix?

The mosquito is the deadliest animal in the world. Flies and carries infectious disease in the form of malaria - kills millions a year.

Perhaps combining this mosquito with an ant, to make it even more ubiquitous, would be disastrous, or simply, ants that carry infectious diseases.

lol a mosquito that could lift whatever times its bodyweight, i like the rhino flea, just comes out of the air and lands on things. Cant believe this thread got some much attention

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a photographer? (more disturbing than dangerous)

That’s incredibly disturbing.

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a photographer? (more disturbing than dangerous)

Shagged by a rare parrot | Last Chance To See - BBC - YouTube [/quote]

That photographer was ASKING for it!!

Did you see the way he was dressed?!?!?

The least they could have done was let him finish.

[quote]migrantworker wrote:
The mosquito is the deadliest animal in the world. Flies and carries infectious disease in the form of malaria - kills millions a year.

Perhaps combining this mosquito with an ant, to make it even more ubiquitous, would be disastrous, or simply, ants that carry infectious diseases.[/quote]

You’re giving the mosquito credit for just being there, that’s the same thing as when they give trophies to little kids in team sports just for sitting on the bench. P. falciparum is doing all the work.

My addition to the thread:

Shark + Bird= Shird

Imagine those fuckers taking a dive at you when you went to your car.

testicle rippin’ male Chimpanzee crossed with a hardcore radical feminist!!!

[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
testicle rippin’ male Chimpanzee crossed with a hardcore radical feminist!!! [/quote]

Aside from the chimp being better company, I can’t really see a difference…

[quote]Mad_Duck wrote:
Carlitosway wrote:
testicle rippin’ male Chimpanzee crossed with a hardcore radical feminist!!!

Aside from the chimp being better company, I can’t really see a difference…[/quote]

The chimp may also be less hairy…

[quote]SWR wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
Carlitosway wrote:
testicle rippin’ male Chimpanzee crossed with a hardcore radical feminist!!!

Aside from the chimp being better company, I can’t really see a difference…

The chimp may also be less hairy…[/quote]

…better able to articulate a rational viewpoint…

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Mad_Duck wrote:
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a photographer? (more disturbing than dangerous)

That photographer was ASKING for it!!

Did you see the way he was dressed?!?!?

The least they could have done was let him finish.[/quote]

HAHAHAHA the parrot was donkey punching him