honey badger+hawk+murena
Bear Shark Octopus
[quote]asusvenus wrote:
The fact that ligers are real is cool.
With that said,
What about a human and a spider?! HomoAraneae or just “The Human Spider!”[/quote]
Why not Spiderman
[quote]asusvenus wrote:
The fact that ligers are real is cool.
With that said,
What about a human and a spider?! HomoAraneae or just “The Human Spider!”[/quote]
He exists already. He’s Spider Man 
What about a bat and a human? Oh wait, thats Batman (aka Christian Bale)
Grizzlyboar - combination of the two most dangerous large game animals in n. America. If you had a grizzlyboar on your ass I hope your affairs are in order and you are right with your God 
Mix Oprah and Roseann = Apocalypse
Edit: wait you said animal, so mix Roseann with any animal for the same result
A whale and a wolf
A fox / chicken hybrid would be pretty useless (it would eat itself).
But combine the sex drive of a rabbit with the biggest dick in the animal kingdom (blue whale), and you better start running.
[quote]pf wrote:
grow up, did you actually consider this a worthwhile way of spending your time and then also decide to share your inane thoughts with all of us. WOW.[/quote]
^jealous they can’t think of anything^
yet you figured crying about this was a worth wile way to spend your time?
lol
still not sure what any of that has to do with ‘growing up’. sounds like something I would have said back in 8th grade when I thought I had to act mature to get ready for high school.
I quickly grew out of that stage and moved up to one-upping people on internet forums after I turned 30. 
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
asusvenus wrote:
The fact that ligers are real is cool.
With that said,
What about a human and a spider?! HomoAraneae or just “The Human Spider!”
Why not Spiderman[/quote]
Cause that’s just douchey.
and the point of my “joke” 
Any of these ugly ass deep sea creatures mixed with any land animal.
They would just scare the crap out of anything they come close to. Wouldn’t even have to put up a fight.
[quote]SWR wrote:
pf wrote:
grow up, did you actually consider this a worthwhile way of spending your time and then also decide to share your inane thoughts with all of us. WOW.
^jealous they can’t think of anything^
yet you figured crying about this was a worth wile way to spend your time?
lol
still not sure what any of that has to do with ‘growing up’. sounds like something I would have said back in 8th grade when I thought I had to act mature to get ready for high school.
I quickly grew out of that stage and moved up to one-upping people on internet forums after I turned 30. :-D[/quote]
I think he’s some kind of nutjob activist trying to put a stop to all the animal experimentation going on here. PETA will be along shortly to shut this thread down.
Two more (one dangerous, one useless), and I’m done:
Candiro (parasitic fish that can lodge itself in a guy’s penis) and piranha would be an eye-watering mix.
Black widow spider and Mike Tyson: would beat itself up, then eat itself alive.
Er, as you know the Liger actually exists and is quite mellow…
but let’s give it a shot:
Golden Bombardier Bombeagle. = Golden Eagle + Bombardier Beetle.
Flys a mile over your head. Then defecates unspeakable, burning filth right into your eyes.
Anacondile, Anaconda with a crocodile head and arms and legs. Might look like a japanese dragon.
V
fleanoceros = flea + rhinoceros
rhinos with the jumping powers of a flea.
Shark/Hawk/Badger
The Shawker
[quote]Schwarzfahrer wrote:
Er, as you know the Liger actually exists and is quite mellow…
[/quote]
There’s also the ‘Tigon’.
Liger = Male Lion - Female Tiger
Tigon = Male Tiger - Female Lion
Tigons are typically more aggressive than the Liger.
obvious
Great white shark + male moose in mating season = Goose? Greoose? Grewshmoose?
[quote]SWR wrote:
Any of these ugly ass deep sea creatures mixed with any land animal.
They would just scare the crap out of anything they come close to. Wouldn’t even have to put up a fight. [/quote]
WTF is the animal at 2:12, I swear it’s a fucking alien!