Atheists go to Hell, where they get to deal with me in all my Sartre-esque glory. My eternal nagging that at least I tried to avoid my fate will probably get pretty annoying. Well, so do atheists.
As long as ZEB, headhunter, and Stevo666 aren’t there, sign me up!
And you might as well pray for me to burn forever, because I would really prefer that. I would rather spend eternity with Gandhi and the Dalai Lama, then with Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh.
If this is how God runs things, then fuck him, he’s not my god. If he gave me free will and a brain, and I used my brain for scientific progress, and used my free will to not believe in him, and then he sends me to hell for it, then I don’t want anything to with the old bastard. I would gladly rot in hell!
Man, I’m really glad we have another religious post, since we’ve already had such meaninful discussions already…
Its funny becuase I have a lot of devoutly Christian friends/colleagues, and they never try to convert me, or tell me I’m going to hell. And they certainly never pray for my eternal soul…Hmmm…Maybe they don’t really love me.
"I Schwarzfahrer, do hereby fully and completely reject christian heaven. I wish to spend the afterlife with the german gods of old, fighting alongside Thor and Vidar on Ragnarok, feasting and fighting in Valhalla forever.
If that’s impossible because of mystical or burocratic reasons,
I Schwarzfahrer do hereby fully and completely reject God and his saving grace in favour of a heroic afterlife in Elysium. I wish to spend eternity on the beautiful island, fencing and gambling with the the greco roman heroes foerever.
However, if this is also not feasible, well, I _Schwarzfahrer_would hereby fully and completely appreciate an islamic heaven. I would like to spend an eternity with 77 virgins, trying to redefine the meaning of “hedonism” forever.
I’m not cut, will that be a problem?"
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Only Pookie took the oath (and thus condemned himself ). Stop dancing around and type the oath, if you really and truly have nothing to fear. Laugh at me, enjoy making fun of Christians as being a bunch of nutcases…but sign the oath.
If its all fantasy, nothing to fear, right?
You have time to type nonsense, but won’t take the oath. What’s that tell all of us ‘ignorant’ Christians?[/quote]
Yeah, but can’t he just wait until he’s on his death bed, have a priest mumble something over him, and then be born-again, forgiven for all his sins, and then ushered into heaven?
(Anyway, Pookie only used his screen name. Do you think God will hold him to it? I mean, there’s no way he’s the only Pookie on the internet.
Plus, he could always claim someone hacked his screenname, and that while he was busy praying, and scaring children with tales of hell and wiccan lesbians, some evil bastard was typing these horrible things using his name…)