[quote]Vegita wrote:
K we straight?
[/quote]
Probably not.
By straight you mean not gay, right?
[quote]23278 wrote:
By straight you mean not gay, right?[/quote]
No I mean spinal posture. I’m assuming we all have correct spinal posture. If not swinging from X’s nuts can be hazardous to your spinal health.
V
So if you have imaginary lats and walk like a neanderthal with T-Rex arms you can’t swing from X’s nuts?
Gotcha.
how can you find his nuts, they atrophied from all the juice he’s on.
Cause all big guys are on juice. Read it in Muscle and Fittness. X’s on the creatine, nothing natural about him.
[quote]23278 wrote:
So if you have imaginary lats and walk like a neanderthal with T-Rex arms you can’t swing from X’s nuts?
Gotcha.[/quote]
Well you can try, but I think you would have a hard time getting a good grip. I’m assuming they are sweaty so you would have to have long enough arms to fully wrap around the sack while your legs hug the balls.
V
OK, let’s get this thing rolling…
Prof X, you so ugly, you can look at milk and turn it into cottage cheese…
Prof X, you so ugly, when you try to jerk off, your hand pretends it has a headache…
Prof X, you are so mutherfucking ugly, you make blind kids cry!
Prof X, you so fat, when you back up, you beep!
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
how can you find his nuts, they atrophied from all the juice he’s on.
Cause all big guys are on juice. Read it in Muscle and Fittness. X’s on the creatine, nothing natural about him.
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The only thing natural about X is his odor. And by natural,I mean smells like cow shit. Cow shit is natural after all.
V
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
OK, let’s get this thing rolling…
Prof X, you so ugly, you can look at milk and turn it into cottage cheese…
Prof X, you so ugly, when you try to jerk off, your hand pretends it has a headache…
Prof X, you are so mutherfucking ugly, you make blind kids cry!
Prof X, you so fat, when you back up, you beep![/quote]
#2 is gold, I’m stealin that one.
V
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
how can you find his nuts, they atrophied from all the juice he’s on.
Cause all big guys are on juice. Read it in Muscle and Fittness. X’s on the creatine, nothing natural about him.
[/quote]
The only thing natural about X is his odor. And by natural,I mean smells like cow shit. Cow shit is natural after all.
V[/quote]
See all the D-Bol makes the odor worse. And speaking of cows, that’s all he can get to date. Fatties, big boned, lard assed women who make Rosie O’Donnel look like Paulina Norden.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
OK, let’s get this thing rolling…
Prof X, you so ugly, you can look at milk and turn it into cottage cheese…
Prof X, you so ugly, when you try to jerk off, your hand pretends it has a headache…
Prof X, you are so mutherfucking ugly, you make blind kids cry!
Prof X, you so fat, when you back up, you beep![/quote]
So ugly that as a child he had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.
So ugly he hurts my feelings.
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
Read it in Muscle and Fittness.
[/quote]
Oh you mean the bible?
Professor X- R.I.P. <3
Theres something inside me
Its, it’s coming out
I feel like killing you
Let loose the anger, held back too long
My blood runs cold
Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding
Brutality now becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead
Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
through the cracks, blood does leak
distorted beauty, catastrophe
Steaming slop, splattered all over me
Lifeless body, slouching dead lecherous abcess, where you once had a head
Avoiding the prophecy of my new found lust
You will never live again, soon your life will end
I’ll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half
Crushing, cranial, contents
Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes
Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised
Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon
Involuntarily pulpifying facial regions
Suffer, and then you die
Torture, pulverized
At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
To kill as I please, no one can stop me
Created to kill, the carnage continues
Violently reshaping human facial tissue
Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
The response when all was done was, “you’re done?! I didn’t even know you started!!”.[/quote]
You hear that a lot from women don’t you?[/quote]
Actually, mostly I just get, “mmphm…rrrrmmmmmm…hmph”[/quote]
You have to push harder on the pillow, X. That noise will stop soon after.
[quote]23278 wrote:
So if you have imaginary lats and walk like a neanderthal with T-Rex arms you can’t swing from X’s nuts?
Gotcha.[/quote]
NO YOU WEIRD FREAK.
Hey, Doc… your avatar called.
It’s looking for its legs.
Apparently this isn’t the fist time X has had problems with people on the interwebz.
Haha, that fat chick video cracks me up every time.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Professor X- R.I.P. <3
Theres something inside me
Its, it’s coming out
I feel like killing you
Let loose the anger, held back too long
My blood runs cold
Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding
Brutality now becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead
Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
through the cracks, blood does leak
distorted beauty, catastrophe
Steaming slop, splattered all over me
Lifeless body, slouching dead lecherous abcess, where you once had a head
Avoiding the prophecy of my new found lust
You will never live again, soon your life will end
I’ll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half
Crushing, cranial, contents
Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes
Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised
Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon
Involuntarily pulpifying facial regions
Suffer, and then you die
Torture, pulverized
At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
To kill as I please, no one can stop me
Created to kill, the carnage continues
Violently reshaping human facial tissue
Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead [/quote]
Quoted for awesomeness.