He probably doesn’t even floss!
X is the heavyweight don of this board,
I think he expects us all to applaud…
He’s a mod, he’s a doctor, a dedicated bulker,
If you don’t eat 10,000 Kcal a day he’s an unstable sulker,
X has so many posts, he’s so fucking boring,
If I read them all I’d soon be snoring,
He defends bulking with insatiable energy and vigor,
when I see his post count I laugh and I snigger,
He has not experienced life outside of these boards,
He drives out underweight newbies in droves and in hoards,
X grows every day without any exception’s,
All his bloods in his muscles so he can’t maintain erections,
He’s an pedantic doctor and don’t we all know it,
Every opportunity he gets he exploits to show it,
His training is superior, his methods efficient,
But something went wrong somewhere 'cos his calves are deficient,
If you dare to dis’ bulking he will call you out,
If your under 300Lbs your opinion don’t count!
He knows more than you don’t you ever forget it,
If you don’t want to grow bigger he simply won’t accept it.
[quote]buddaboy wrote:
X is the heavyweight don of this board,
I think he expects us all to applaud…
He’s a mod, he’s a doctor, a dedicated bulker,
If you don’t eat 10,000 Kcal a day he’s an unstable sulker,
X has so many posts, he’s so fucking boring,
If I read them all I’d soon be snoring,
He defends bulking with insatiable energy and vigor,
when I see his post count I laugh and I snigger,
He has not experienced life outside of these boards,
He drives out underweight newbies in droves and in hoards,
X grows every day without any exception’s,
All his bloods in his muscles so he can’t maintain erections,
He’s an pedantic doctor and don’t we all know it,
Every opportunity he gets he exploits to show it,
His training is superior, his methods efficient,
But something went wrong somewhere 'cos his calves are deficient,
If you dare to dis’ bulking he will call you out,
If your under 300Lbs your opinion don’t count!
He knows more than you don’t you ever forget it,
If you don’t want to grow bigger he simply won’t accept it.
[/quote]
LMAO!!!
Prof got ROASTED!!!
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
LMAO!!!
Prof got ROASTED!!![/quote]
LOL. It took him a month to come up with that. You can’t even rate that as a “slow simmer”.
Naw man, Prof X is so bald, you can see what’s on his mind.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
LMAO!!!
Prof got ROASTED!!![/quote]
LOL. It took him a month to come up with that. You can’t even rate that as a “slow simmer”.[/quote]
Aren’t you the one that says good things take time to build? Consider this poem a “bulk and cut”.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
LMAO!!!
Prof got ROASTED!!![/quote]
LOL. It took him a month to come up with that. You can’t even rate that as a “slow simmer”.[/quote]
Took me ten minutes.
When he walks into a room all the ladies breath in,
Batting their eyelids at X in the vein hope of a win,
His guns are the size of a small to medium sizedl city,
but his attitudes bigger, and also kind of shitty,
He’s called me out, says my works like a slow simmer,
he must have a brain the size of a fitness models dinner,
This rhyme’s out to you, the man of the hour,
your attitude stinks, go take a shower,
The template for a Prof X post:
“Grr! I’m angry. [Insert Argument Here - may related to the fact that I’m big and you’re not]. Also, in case you forgot, I’m big and you’re not.”
Ah I feel better now…
So Professor X comes into a bar…
Ohhh wait… it was a horse; my bad. Let me start over.
So Professor X cums into a horse…
I don’t mind PX at all, and find him likable of the time, but perhaps a bit (well, maybe VERY) “difficult” some times. It’s not like being pesty is a sin. We’ve shard friendly PM’s before, and I truly enjoy his shop talk about bodybuilding. I’d REALLY like to see him get shredded to the bone. I think he can be an IFBB pro.
Professor X can perform a bukkake with only himself and a 1lb steak.
Said bukkake will result in a 10 Kcal bulk.
Only one person has ever survived sex with Prof X.
That person is Chuck norris.
Professor X once had a line of colone made from his very own gym sweat. It was originally named after him but changed it to Sex Panther for liability reasons.
60% of the time it works everytime.
[quote]buddaboy wrote:
When he walks into a room all the ladies breath in,
Batting their eyelids at X in the vein hope of a win,
His guns are the size of a small to medium sizedl city,
but his attitudes bigger, and also kind of shitty,
He’s called me out, says my works like a slow simmer,
he must have a brain the size of a fitness models dinner,
This rhyme’s out to you, the man of the hour,
your attitude stinks, go take a shower,
[/quote]
Those are very well done!
Fro-presser X
lol
I seen this in another thread about a min ago. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH, ok DWARF. YOUR FINEST WORK. Really. hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha OH man you A-FRO’ED X AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH. Cough cough , choke. Oh man that is a 70’s cartoon that should’ve been.
I salute you sir and your afo-ing ways. Keep up the work.
Double Post.
Edit: ahahahahaahahahahahaah
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Fro-presser X
lol[/quote]
He’s one bad mutha–shut yo mouth!!