The Expendables Review

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Irish, why are you doing this to me?

White flash…its about time you made a shot. You’ve been 0 of 5 for the past year.[/quote]

Haha. Dude, this movie was fucking awesome but you cannot have seriously liked Predators. One of the 10 worst movies I’ve ever seen. Easily.[/quote]

This is why you’re not invited to go places anymore.

Watch The Expendables! Ignore the haters!

Then watch Predators if you got extra time.[/quote]

You cats have another week of debate and then its MACHETE TIME!
[/quote]

Fuckin’A.

A movie about a Mexican with a bunch of Knives? And he’s the main character and not the suspect in Law & Order?

Sign me up.

[/quote]

Rodriguez needs to redeem himself after he dropped the steaming pile known as “Predators” on us. Viva Los Machette!!!

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Irish, why are you doing this to me?

White flash…its about time you made a shot. You’ve been 0 of 5 for the past year.[/quote]

Haha. Dude, this movie was fucking awesome but you cannot have seriously liked Predators. One of the 10 worst movies I’ve ever seen. Easily.[/quote]

This is why you’re not invited to go places anymore.

Watch The Expendables! Ignore the haters!

Then watch Predators if you got extra time.[/quote]

You cats have another week of debate and then its MACHETE TIME!
[/quote]

Fuckin’A.

A movie about a Mexican with a bunch of Knives? And he’s the main character and not the suspect in Law & Order?

Sign me up.

[/quote]

THAT’S because he is a MEXI-“CAN” not a MEXI-“CAN’T”. ohhhh MAN this is going to be a good movie summer. Maybe the best in the last 7yrs.

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Irish, why are you doing this to me?

White flash…its about time you made a shot. You’ve been 0 of 5 for the past year.[/quote]

Haha. Dude, this movie was fucking awesome but you cannot have seriously liked Predators. One of the 10 worst movies I’ve ever seen. Easily.[/quote]

This is why you’re not invited to go places anymore.

Watch The Expendables! Ignore the haters!

Then watch Predators if you got extra time.[/quote]

You cats have another week of debate and then its MACHETE TIME!
[/quote]

Fuckin’A.

A movie about a Mexican with a bunch of Knives? And he’s the main character and not the suspect in Law & Order?

Sign me up.

[/quote]

Rodriguez needs to redeem himself after he dropped the steaming pile known as “Predators” on us. Viva Los Machette!!![/quote]

We get it, Flash. Your taste in movies are terrible. You can enjoy Eat, Pray, Love while we watch PREDATORS, EXPENDABLES, and MACHETE!

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
Fuck you man!!! Fuck you all!!! I have to wait until it comes out on DVD!!! I hate you all with murderous passion! Thanks for the review. [/quote]
Oh come on Beast, I know they’re copies of this on DVD over there long before it came out stateside.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Irish, why are you doing this to me?

White flash…its about time you made a shot. You’ve been 0 of 5 for the past year.[/quote]

Haha. Dude, this movie was fucking awesome but you cannot have seriously liked Predators. One of the 10 worst movies I’ve ever seen. Easily.[/quote]

This is why you’re not invited to go places anymore.

Watch The Expendables! Ignore the haters!

Then watch Predators if you got extra time.[/quote]

You cats have another week of debate and then its MACHETE TIME!
[/quote]

Fuckin’A.

A movie about a Mexican with a bunch of Knives? And he’s the main character and not the suspect in Law & Order?

Sign me up.

[/quote]

Rodriguez needs to redeem himself after he dropped the steaming pile known as “Predators” on us. Viva Los Machette!!![/quote]

We get it, Flash. Your taste in movies are terrible. You can enjoy Eat, Pray, Love while we watch PREDATORS, EXPENDABLES, and MACHETE!

[/quote]

I will watch Expendables and maybe Machette while I use your copy of Predators as a coaster for my haterade. Gotta stay hydrated player!

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Irish, why are you doing this to me?

White flash…its about time you made a shot. You’ve been 0 of 5 for the past year.[/quote]

Haha. Dude, this movie was fucking awesome but you cannot have seriously liked Predators. One of the 10 worst movies I’ve ever seen. Easily.[/quote]

This is why you’re not invited to go places anymore.

Watch The Expendables! Ignore the haters!

Then watch Predators if you got extra time.[/quote]

You cats have another week of debate and then its MACHETE TIME!
[/quote]

Fuckin’A.

A movie about a Mexican with a bunch of Knives? And he’s the main character and not the suspect in Law & Order?

Sign me up.

[/quote]

Rodriguez needs to redeem himself after he dropped the steaming pile known as “Predators” on us. Viva Los Machette!!![/quote]

We get it, Flash. Your taste in movies are terrible. You can enjoy Eat, Pray, Love while we watch PREDATORS, EXPENDABLES, and MACHETE!

[/quote]

I will watch Expendables and maybe Machette while I use your copy of Predators as a coaster for my haterade. Gotta stay hydrated player![/quote]

Twilight has you hypnotized,Flash. You frickin’ Twi-Hard.

GO SEE PREDATORS AND EXPENDABLES! IN THEATERS NOW!

Watch out for MACHETE! COMING TO YOUR AREA SOON!

^^^Dude, I loved the expendables but Predators was awful and you know it. Worst. Movie. Ever. Bring on Machete!

Here is a mix. Get about 4-5 friends together. Eat big lunch. Grab some Spike and See Expendables for the 2nd time. Then grab a bear load a backpack full of burgers and head in to Machete. I’ll keep an eye on the news to see reports of T-levels rising across the tri-state areas.

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
^^^Dude, I loved the expendables but Predators was awful and you know it. Worst. Movie. Ever. Bring on Machete![/quote]

Yea, Predators was terrible. like a half-assed version of the original.

Wol’s taste in movies is directly related to the amount of cock in them, and not the quality of the writing or action. It’s probably not his fault.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
^^^Dude, I loved the expendables but Predators was awful and you know it. Worst. Movie. Ever. Bring on Machete![/quote]

Yea, Predators was terrible. like a half-assed version of the original.

Wol’s taste in movies is directly related to the amount of cock in them, and not the quality of the writing or action. It’s probably not his fault. [/quote]

Irish are you telling me them circling around and lighting up that fucking dock was not a badass moment? I’m trying to wrap my brain around what you disliked.

haha some smartass on youtube called this a Mexploitation - and I probably agree.

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
^^^Dude, I loved the expendables but Predators was awful and you know it. Worst. Movie. Ever. Bring on Machete![/quote]

Yea, Predators was terrible. like a half-assed version of the original.

Wol’s taste in movies is directly related to the amount of cock in them, and not the quality of the writing or action. It’s probably not his fault. [/quote]

Irish are you telling me them circling around and lighting up that fucking dock was not a badass moment? I’m trying to wrap my brain around what you disliked.[/quote]

I generally agree with most of what Irish says but I can’t figure out why he didn’t like the expendables. The dock scene was so fucking money me and my buddy were high fiving after it happened. We also ran around spitting lines at bitches later that night. I can’t tell you how many girls I talked to that I manufactured a way to work in the “… I’m worth the wait” line. Great movie.

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
^^^Dude, I loved the expendables but Predators was awful and you know it. Worst. Movie. Ever. Bring on Machete![/quote]

Yea, Predators was terrible. like a half-assed version of the original.

Wol’s taste in movies is directly related to the amount of cock in them, and not the quality of the writing or action. It’s probably not his fault. [/quote]

Irish are you telling me them circling around and lighting up that fucking dock was not a badass moment? I’m trying to wrap my brain around what you disliked.[/quote]

I enjoyed that. And I enjoyed every scene with Terry Crews, because he rules, and that shotgun did give me a hardon, believe that.

And also, Statham’s ass kicking of the frat boys on the basketball court ruled. But then he follows it with “I was worth the wait??”

Your balls are showing Stallone, really. What a shit line.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
^^^Dude, I loved the expendables but Predators was awful and you know it. Worst. Movie. Ever. Bring on Machete![/quote]

Yea, Predators was terrible. like a half-assed version of the original.

Wol’s taste in movies is directly related to the amount of cock in them, and not the quality of the writing or action. It’s probably not his fault. [/quote]

Irish are you telling me them circling around and lighting up that fucking dock was not a badass moment? I’m trying to wrap my brain around what you disliked.[/quote]

I enjoyed that. And I enjoyed every scene with Terry Crews, because he rules, and that shotgun did give me a hardon, believe that.

And also, Statham’s ass kicking of the frat boys on the basketball court ruled. But then he follows it with “I was worth the wait??”

Your balls are showing Stallone, really. What a shit line.[/quote]

It was supposed to be cheesy!?!?!?! What the hell’s the matter with you?!?!?!?!?

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

It was supposed to be cheesy!?!?!?! What the hell’s the matter with you?!?!?!?!?[/quote]

No, honestly I don’t think it was. It was supposed to be an action movie, not the shittiest-written movie in the history of movies.

If it was supposed to be cheesey, it’d be called a “parody,” but you all told me it wasn’t.

See, this is Karma(not the cougar/milf).

White Flash spent his free time bashing good movies like Book of Eli and Predators, now he’s on the receiving end of the douchebaggery he’s plagued us with.

Really, Irish? You hating on me, bro? I had no beef with the Irish until now. You’re cut off, son.

WATCH THE EXPENDABLES IN A THEATER NEAR YOU.

BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR PREDATORS ON DVD AND BLU-RAY.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
See, this is Karma(not the cougar/milf).

White Flash spent his free time bashing good movies like Book of Eli and Predators, now he’s on the receiving end of the douchebaggery he’s plagued us with.

Really, Irish? You hating on me, bro? I had no beef with the Irish until now. You’re cut off, son.

WATCH THE EXPENDABLES IN A THEATER NEAR YOU.

BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR PREDATORS ON DVD AND BLU-RAY.

[/quote]

Already got Predators on Blu-Ray. Via Mr. Squint-i Bootlegger. And, The Expendables next week. My bootleg game is off the hook.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
See, this is Karma(not the cougar/milf).

White Flash spent his free time bashing good movies like Book of Eli and Predators, now he’s on the receiving end of the douchebaggery he’s plagued us with.

Really, Irish? You hating on me, bro? I had no beef with the Irish until now. You’re cut off, son.

WATCH THE EXPENDABLES IN A THEATER NEAR YOU.

BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR PREDATORS ON DVD AND BLU-RAY.

[/quote]

Already got Predators on Blu-Ray. Via Mr. Squint-i Bootlegger. And, The Expendables next week. My bootleg game is off the hook.
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Remember to Turn down your speaker system during the last 30 min of the Expendables. We don’t want to be reading about how the swat team showed up at your house after your windows blew out.

[quote]four60 wrote:
MOFO,… I’m predicting this movie is number 3 behind Scott Pilgram and that Julia movie. But they will get my Loot. Like I stated before they may even get it twice. This is a swan song.
[/quote]

You would be wrong…


1 - The Expendables $35,030,000
2 - Eat Pray Love $23,700,000
3 - The Other Guys $18,000,000
4 - Inception $11,370,000
5 - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World $10,525,000

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/boxoffice/

CRUSHED’EM!!

[quote]Himora22 wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
MOFO,… I’m predicting this movie is number 3 behind Scott Pilgram and that Julia movie. But they will get my Loot. Like I stated before they may even get it twice. This is a swan song.
[/quote]

You would be wrong…


1 - The Expendables $35,030,000
2 - Eat Pray Love $23,700,000
3 - The Other Guys $18,000,000
4 - Inception $11,370,000
5 - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World $10,525,000

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/boxoffice/

CRUSHED’EM!![/quote]

AND I"ve never been so Proud to say I was a wrong mutherfucker. And I wish I could be this kind of wrong all the time.