The Confessional

Am I the only one that thinks five looks better than four? At least from those angles.

Derek would go for 6 and 7, but only at the same time.

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
Am I the only one that thinks five looks better than four? At least from those angles.[/quote]

No, you are right.

All right, Id take 5 over 4.

The remaining 4 though…

No.

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
csulli,

I really don’t understand how 9 would be your top priority but then you drop 8 to the 5th slot…? I would take 9,8,3,2 with the really no preference for which was first and then I would roll a 4. And then I’m done. It doesn’t help the others are pale as hell[/quote]
For me 8 looks dangerously close to 1. Not enough muscle for the level of leanness. I do love muscular chicks though like fitness competitor style.[/quote]

Gotcha. I see her as a number 2 who works out. Athletic-type physique ideal for you- Jessica Biel?

[quote]dmaddox wrote:
Derek would go for 6 and 7, but only at the same time.[/quote]

Derek would be the meat between those buns, which are probably also made of meat, and being constantly exposed to other greasier, fattier meats.

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
Am I the only one that thinks five looks better than four? At least from those angles.[/quote]

To elaborate, their are women who are a bit on the thick side, but their well developed and “toned” (gag) muscles push it in all the right places.

On the other side, there are skinny fat women.

Thats just wrong.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
Am I the only one that thinks five looks better than four? At least from those angles.[/quote]

To elaborate, their are women who are a bit on the thick side, but their well developed and “toned” (gag) muscles push it in all the right places.

On the other side, there are skinny fat women.

Thats just wrong.

[/quote]

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. She’s like a slightly larger two but with a potbelly and sunken boobs. Five holds up nicely, her abdomen even looks noticeably flatter than four’s. Still rather large and could do with some prowler pushes, but I’d wager she’d still look better than four does there at any point in her transformation. Not bad though, thumbs up for five.

5,3,4,2,8,9,6,1,0,7

WHO AM I MATCHED WITH?!?1

I confess that when I was very young, I secretly wished I could be re-incarnated as a Platypus, and go Platypus swimming with all my marsupial friends.

A girl about 17 or 18 was walking on the sidewalk but on the wrong side (a busy sidewalk) and was busy looking at her iPhone and I was hard over against the shop windows and slowed down too but she still walked into me and it sent her iPhone tumbling to the sidewalk.
I enjoyed it.

“Come and get it”
-Selena Gomez

I search for this one on the radio everyday

I talk to and bang women that I meet online
I think I am sooo funny
I despise people who use drugs
I have seen ENOUGH batman movies already
over the years I have learned a lot from T nation
college is 70 percent bullshit and any idiot can get a degree nowadays
I work with “crazy kids” and I understand

I think the word “nigger” is funny-sounding and it disappoints me that it has such a negative connotation. I wish it were just a synonym for jerk or asshole or something like that, instead of something so racially-charged and off-limits, so that I could hurl it around at will with no worries. I’m starting to really worry that “faggot” is headed down that same path.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I think the word “nigger” is funny-sounding and it disappoints me that it has such a negative connotation. I wish it were just a synonym for jerk or asshole or something like that, instead of something so racially-charged and off-limits, so that I could hurl it around at will with no worries. I’m starting to really worry that “faggot” is headed down that same path.[/quote]

I watched Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey last week and they call each other (as well as evil robots) “fags”.
It was on HBO Family and I’m surprised they didn’t change it to “Fools!” or something.

Never done any illicit drugs.

Never smoked anything- cigar, cigarette, pipe, nothin.

Never been in a real fistfight, but been in a few firefights. (*Broken up a few fights and got decked in the back of the head with a bottle…)

Cheated like crazy to pass chemistry so I could graduate high school. I couldn’t balance an equation if you put a gun to my head.

Told an Army shrink while interviewing for a special unit that my movitivation for trying out was it gave me the best chance to kill, and when asked about my personal savings I told him I had none as I didn’t have any expectations of living past 30 (I was 24 at the time; yes, I was a freaking dumbass). Exit stage left… Never told my friends why I was bumped.

[quote]pushharder wrote:
9,8,2,3, a tossup between 0 & 4, and sell or give the rest away.[/quote]

8,9,3,2 and throw away the rest.