The Bodyguard and Bricknyce

[quote]polo77j wrote:
^then do you have any naked pics of that chick you’re pretending to be? She’s smokin!![/quote]

ask K-slim.

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
you caught me. i’m a fat old man. i’m in my basement. i’m pretending to be a 23 year old girl who likes to workout. i fooled the rest of you though![/quote]

Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa

You’re old?

GTFO!

NOW!

WOLLY OLLY OXEN FREE!!

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
WOLLY OLLY OXEN FREE!![/quote]

No! I can deal with you being a man. I can deal with you being fat. And I can deal with you pretending to be a 23 year old girl.

But I’ll be damned if I let another old person on this board. Not on my watch!

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
you caught me. i’m a fat old man. i’m in my basement. i’m pretending to be a 23 year old girl who likes to workout. i fooled the rest of you though![/quote]

I knew it, although I was hoping that I was wrong.

Anyway, where did you get these pictures of such an attractive woman? A porn site? If so, what is her name because I don’t recognize her.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
WOLLY OLLY OXEN FREE!![/quote]

No! I can deal with you being a man. I can deal with you being fat. And I can deal with you pretending to be a 23 year old girl.

But I’ll be damned if I let another old person on this board. Not on my watch![/quote]

what if i start telling you everything you’re wrong about? maybe then?

[quote]Dustin wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
you caught me. i’m a fat old man. i’m in my basement. i’m pretending to be a 23 year old girl who likes to workout. i fooled the rest of you though![/quote]

I knew it, although I was hoping that I was wrong.

Anyway, where did you get these pictures of such an attractive woman? A porn site? If so, what is her name because I don’t recognize her.[/quote]

yep all these pictures came from a porn site. even the ones on my profile, the family ones etc. all from a porn site. she is an extremely attractive woman isnt she.

[quote]kheaslim wrote:
This is still going!?

And ppl want a goodmorning video?? Really?

500lbs goodmorning is strong, but not unbelievable IMO. [/quote]

Eh, a GM is one of those lifts where it depends on how you do it. a real strict full ROM GM, 500 would be dam impressive.

What most people will pass for a GM, it’s doable.

I’d still want to see a video. I’m also curious how a guy could be a powerlifter, squat over 700 and not remember the exact weight. Must be old man memory cause by bad knees.

“Ladies Love” as he posts on T-Nation.

[quote]ladieslove wrote:

[quote]Dustin wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
you caught me. i’m a fat old man. i’m in my basement. i’m pretending to be a 23 year old girl who likes to workout. i fooled the rest of you though![/quote]

I knew it, although I was hoping that I was wrong.

Anyway, where did you get these pictures of such an attractive woman? A porn site? If so, what is her name because I don’t recognize her.[/quote]

yep all these pictures came from a porn site. even the ones on my profile, the family ones etc. all from a porn site. she is an extremely attractive woman isnt she. [/quote]

Family pictures on a porn site? Not my cup of tea.

But yes, she is pretty hot.

i’m sure she appreciates that…

[quote]ladieslove wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
WOLLY OLLY OXEN FREE!![/quote]

No! I can deal with you being a man. I can deal with you being fat. And I can deal with you pretending to be a 23 year old girl.

But I’ll be damned if I let another old person on this board. Not on my watch![/quote]

what if i start telling you everything you’re wrong about? maybe then?[/quote]

Get thee back, foul beast! This thread shall not be yours nor any other! I told you once and I will tell you again.

You shall not pass!

You guys are interrupting Dino clash 2010. Meh, BG isn’t playing right now anyways, continue the joke. (5 internet points if someone gets that last reference)

V

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]kheaslim wrote:
This is still going!?

And ppl want a goodmorning video?? Really?

500lbs goodmorning is strong, but not unbelievable IMO. [/quote]

I didn’t say it was good, I didn’t even say BG couldn’t do it. I’m sure most people have a GM very comparable to their squat.

But FFS, if you’re gonna start throwing out numbers to one up someone else in a thread, I want a damn video.[/quote]

But surely a smart guy like you is smart enough to know I don’t care what you want. I don’t care what you think you’re entitled to. You can have your transfer order, I mean video, but you’ll have to ask me nicely. You see Lanky, I can deal with the 21-year-old-undeveloped-never-had-pussy-video-game-playing-douche bags and their tribute threads, the daisy chains, the incestuous brother sister teams, the genetically and mentally challenged and all the other special kids on tnation. I don’t want money, and I don’t want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty K-Mart uniform and with your GED educated mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely!

Are we clear?

[quote]Vegita wrote:
You guys are interrupting Dino clash 2010. Meh, BG isn’t playing right now anyways, continue the joke. (5 internet points if someone gets that last reference)

V[/quote]

Hey, you should thank me.

Cereally, all this time you have been fapping to Ladies Love’s photos, not knowing she is actually a dude.

Think of the embarrassment I saved you.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]kheaslim wrote:
This is still going!?

And ppl want a goodmorning video?? Really?

500lbs goodmorning is strong, but not unbelievable IMO. [/quote]

I didn’t say it was good, I didn’t even say BG couldn’t do it. I’m sure most people have a GM very comparable to their squat.

But FFS, if you’re gonna start throwing out numbers to one up someone else in a thread, I want a damn video.[/quote]

But surely a smart guy like you is smart enough to know I don’t care what you want. I don’t care what you think you’re entitled to. You can have your transfer order, I mean video, but you’ll have to ask me nicely. You see Lanky, I can deal with the 21-year-old-undeveloped-never-had-pussy-video-game-playing-douche bags and their tribute threads, the daisy chains, the incestuous brother sister teams, the genetically and mentally challenged and all the other special kids on tnation. I don’t want money, and I don’t want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty K-Mart uniform and with your GED educated mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely!

Are we clear?

[/quote]

SUP sweetpea!

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]kheaslim wrote:
This is still going!?

And ppl want a goodmorning video?? Really?

500lbs goodmorning is strong, but not unbelievable IMO. [/quote]

Eh, a GM is one of those lifts where it depends on how you do it. a real strict full ROM GM, 500 would be dam impressive.

What most people will pass for a GM, it’s doable.

I’d still want to see a video. I’m also curious how a guy could be a powerlifter, squat over 700 and not remember the exact weight. Must be old man memory cause by bad knees.[/quote]

  1. Didn’t think it was important. And it was equipped and if you’ve read anything I’ve written on the topic recently, you’ll find I don’t have much personal use for equipped lifts anymore so I don’t put a whole lot of stock in it. I’m sure I could bench much more in the ridiculous shirts they have out now, but you’ll never catch me claiming that weight either. I am MUCH more proud of a 500 or better raw squat than I will ever be of a 700lb equipped squat.

I’d like to see a heavy max effort “strict” GM. I’ve never seen one. Tell me, WTF is a “strict” GM? Please find me any West Side video and show me a max effort “strict” GM. You sound like a fucking hater. Maybe you should take up some bodybuilding and oil up. Or, you can contribute to the pot and I’ll post a vid for you voyeurs.

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]kheaslim wrote:
This is still going!?

And ppl want a goodmorning video?? Really?

500lbs goodmorning is strong, but not unbelievable IMO. [/quote]

Eh, a GM is one of those lifts where it depends on how you do it. a real strict full ROM GM, 500 would be dam impressive.

What most people will pass for a GM, it’s doable.

I’d still want to see a video. I’m also curious how a guy could be a powerlifter, squat over 700 and not remember the exact weight. Must be old man memory cause by bad knees.[/quote]

I just got back from TN by the way. What part are you in? I’m curious.

[quote]Vegita wrote:
You guys are interrupting Dino clash 2010. Meh, BG isn’t playing right now anyways, continue the joke. (5 internet points if someone gets that last reference)

V[/quote]

jeez dude, with all the talk of cheesesteaks, an asshole like myself has to eat. can i get a lunch break? i have to keep up my strength. although the hate is unimpressive - more mosquito bite than bee sting - i do have to have some energy.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]kheaslim wrote:
This is still going!?

And ppl want a goodmorning video?? Really?

500lbs goodmorning is strong, but not unbelievable IMO. [/quote]

Eh, a GM is one of those lifts where it depends on how you do it. a real strict full ROM GM, 500 would be dam impressive.

What most people will pass for a GM, it’s doable.

I’d still want to see a video. I’m also curious how a guy could be a powerlifter, squat over 700 and not remember the exact weight. Must be old man memory cause by bad knees.[/quote]

  1. Didn’t think it was important. And it was equipped and if you’ve read anything I’ve written on the topic recently, you’ll find I don’t have much personal use for equipped lifts anymore so I don’t put a whole lot of stock in it. I’m sure I could bench much more in the ridiculous shirts they have out now, but you’ll never catch me claiming that weight either. I am MUCH more proud of a 500 or better raw squat than I will ever be of a 700lb equipped squat.

I’d like to see a heavy max effort “strict” GM. I’ve never seen one. Tell me, WTF is a “strict” GM? Please find me any West Side video and show me a max effort “strict” GM. You sound like a fucking hater. Maybe you should take up some bodybuilding and oil up. Or, you can contribute to the pot and I’ll post a vid for you voyeurs.

[/quote]

You won’t post a vid ya old codger. I would actually be surprised if you or anyone you know is smart enough to work camera equipment. Actually, wait, do you hire someone to type your posts into T-Nation? Your parent’s must have been fucking oil tycoons or something. You have all this free time, you hire someone to type and use the computer for you. Hell that must be awkward when surfing for porn. “oh click that link there” , “oh that one” . “look they are touching tips”

V