The Bodyguard and Bricknyce

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Deorum wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I’ll bet you 10 bucks.
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How can you, as a man, bet another man 10 dollars? That is disrespectful to all parties involved. It would not even cover my gas expenses… Lets be more reasonable shall we?[/quote]

12?[/quote]

how about you match what’s in my pocket this very second?[/quote]

If you think that I’d ever make a real bet with some obnoxious dude on the internet you’re dumber than you look (which I didn’t know was possible). Do I even need to spell out why this is so retarded?

How long have you been part of the website? You should know by now, this is a bb website. If people are going to throw out lifts be prepared to prove them or be prepared to get written off with the rest of the e-stats people claim around here. Now, you may say you don’t give a flying fuck what I (or anyone else) on this site thinks, but if that were the case than you wouldn’t have posted those numbers in the first place, would you?

Now please, drop the internet tough guy act because no one cares. Not to mention, I’ve already been named the baddest man on T-Nation, and I’ve got a thread with 7 replies to prove it.[/quote]

That shit is weak. I’m a powerlifter and there are plenty of other PLs here that can GM 500. It is quite pedestrian to be honest and there isn’t going to be any GM contest anytime soon. It’s not a brag dickhead. If you were capable of reading comprehension (since you’re soo smart) you would have understood it was not a brag, but letting someone I was arguing with know that I can GM his squat. I was pissing down his leg. No more, no less. [quote]

Yeah, I believe that counts as a brag. “Hey guys, I can curl what this guy benches, how fucking cool am I?” Yeah, basically a brag.

I know this is the internet, and people might have a hard time judging someone’s character over the internet, but do I come across as a guy who cares enough about some random internet guy and his random internet brag to go looking for him to prove his lifts? Seriously? Like I said before, if you can’t tell how retarded that is, you’re dumber than you look. And if you can’t tell how [quote]Why don’t you make arrangements to come see me and expose me. And why don’t you have a big helping of STFU instead of typing empty responses. [/quote] is being an e-tough guy, than you’re even dumber than I thought…again.

Because I don’t take the internet seriously enough to trust anyone with my money? Doesn’t that seem logical to you? Besides, earlier in this thread you were bragging about how much money you make. Apparently more than some of us will ever dream of. If that’s the case, why are you trying to make a couple hundred extra bucks? Could it be true you’re not actually living the lifestyle of the rich and famous and you’d have us all believe? Surely, this cannot be. No one lies on the internet.

If you ever actually thought something would come of any of your internet tiffs, you take the internet (and everyone on it) entirely too seriously.

I don’t talk shit, I just abide by POIDH. So - POIDH.

^looks like I fucked that whole quote thing up.

In summary, if you REALLY wanted to shut me the fuck up, you’d man the fuck up and post a video. But I’m betting that won’t happen.

Now if you’ll all excuse me, it’s damn near my bed time and I’m starting to get cranky.

Outlaw, you are my hero!

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
^looks like I fucked that whole quote thing up.

In summary, if you REALLY wanted to shut me the fuck up, you’d man the fuck up and post a video. But I’m betting that won’t happen.

Now if you’ll all excuse me, it’s damn near my bed time and I’m starting to get cranky.[/quote]

I have no interest in shutting anyone up. Have no interest in you at all. Keep typing away LankyFoMo. Again though, you’re not “betting” anything will or will not happen. Like the desperados in SAMA, you’re just looking for a free peek. LOL

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

Because I don’t take the internet seriously enough to trust anyone with my money? Doesn’t that seem logical to you? Besides, earlier in this thread you were bragging about how much money you make. Apparently more than some of us will ever dream of. If that’s the case, why are you trying to make a couple hundred extra bucks? Could it be true you’re not actually living the lifestyle of the rich and famous and you’d have us all believe? Surely, this cannot be. No one lies on the internet.

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Simply put, I do nothing for free. Rich? No. Famous? Infamous. Well to do. Yes. Still hustling trying to build something greater? Yes. Happy? Most of the time. More pocket money in my nightstand than you’ll bring home in the next month? Yes. Willing to give you what you want for free b/c you want it? NO.

I’ll do lifts for a couple hundred extra bucks all day. I’m not too proud. Not too proud to do security on the weekend for a few hundred extra either. Next thing I know you’re going to sound like a certain high maintenance person in my life and suggest it’s beneath me. But before you go there too, that extra $1200 month cash means I don’t touch a paycheck except to pay the mortgage. So yea, I’ll take your few hundred. I’ll take them where I find them. I want MORE than what I already have. Maybe that’s the difference between us - and maybe it’s why I can GM 500 at age 45 and you never will. And just maybe, that’s why you think it’s a brag - b/c its so far out of your reach. Trust me, it’s pedestrian among PLs - strong, but nothing special.

Why the fuck did I just read 13 pages of this? My god I’m a loser.

← (waits for someone to continue posting to he’ll have something to do)

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
^looks like I fucked that whole quote thing up.

In summary, if you REALLY wanted to shut me the fuck up, you’d man the fuck up and post a video. But I’m betting that won’t happen.

Now if you’ll all excuse me, it’s damn near my bed time and I’m starting to get cranky.[/quote]

I have no interest in shutting anyone up. Have no interest in you at all. Keep typing away LankyFoMo. Again though, you’re not “betting” anything will or will not happen. Like the desperados in SAMA, you’re just looking for a free peek. LOL[/quote]

Im not trying to get in on the arguing or anything or that sort, but if you have no interest in someone wouldn’t the best way to show be to not respond?

Gimme the beat boys
and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll
and drift away!!

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Deorum wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I’ll bet you 10 bucks.
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Go talk your shit to sickabs quote]

Bg’s guard dog?

backs away

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I’ll take your word for it, Deo.

Will no one assist LL? Where have all the heroes gone?

Polo! Print! RSGZ! Edgy! Beans! Pootie!

POOTIE! WHITE GURL DOWN! ASSISTANCE NEEDED!

Don’t worry, LL. Pootie’s “White Gurl” spider sense will kick in and he’ll save you.[/quote]

i would of but i fell asleep LOL

[quote]AceRock wrote:
Why the fuck did I just read 13 pages of this? My god I’m a loser.

← (waits for someone to continue posting to he’ll have something to do)[/quote]

x2

Beginning to think that I’m wastin’ time
I don’t understand the things I do
The world outside looks so unkind
And I’m countin’ on you, to carry me through

This place is like Fox News; A place of never-ending hilarity. Oh yes I went there!

morning sunshines

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
morning sunshines[/quote]

Oh Hai!

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
morning sunshines[/quote]

morning … oh, and I doubt you don’t argue in real life

that’s about all I got outta the last 5 pages I missed since I left yesterday…

That and Lanky only has 10 bucks to spend

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

Because I don’t take the internet seriously enough to trust anyone with my money? Doesn’t that seem logical to you? Besides, earlier in this thread you were bragging about how much money you make. Apparently more than some of us will ever dream of. If that’s the case, why are you trying to make a couple hundred extra bucks? Could it be true you’re not actually living the lifestyle of the rich and famous and you’d have us all believe? Surely, this cannot be. No one lies on the internet.

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Simply put, I do nothing for free. Rich? No. Famous? Infamous. Well to do. Yes. Still hustling trying to build something greater? Yes. Happy? Most of the time. More pocket money in my nightstand than you’ll bring home in the next month? Yes. Willing to give you what you want for free b/c you want it? NO.[/quote]

Any adult that doesn’t have savings equal to 1 month of my salary is in a pretty dire situation. That’s not a knock on my salary, but honestly, you’ve been earning money your entire life, you should have thousands of dollars to your name. Trust me, that’s not brag worthy, either.

Don’t flatter yourself, no one here is really that interested in your life story.

You guys suck. All of you.

BG may be afraid of little girls he may even try to look like one in his avatar but he´s a bouncer so I can relate to him.
He could probably beat most of you in the gym or in the ring.
Accordingly I don´t know what all the bitching is about.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

Because I don’t take the internet seriously enough to trust anyone with my money? Doesn’t that seem logical to you? Besides, earlier in this thread you were bragging about how much money you make. Apparently more than some of us will ever dream of. If that’s the case, why are you trying to make a couple hundred extra bucks? Could it be true you’re not actually living the lifestyle of the rich and famous and you’d have us all believe? Surely, this cannot be. No one lies on the internet.

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Simply put, I do nothing for free. Rich? No. Famous? Infamous. Well to do. Yes. Still hustling trying to build something greater? Yes. Happy? Most of the time. More pocket money in my nightstand than you’ll bring home in the next month? Yes. Willing to give you what you want for free b/c you want it? NO.[/quote]

Any adult that doesn’t have savings equal to 1 month of my salary is in a pretty dire situation. That’s not a knock on my salary, but honestly, you’ve been earning money your entire life, you should have thousands of dollars to your name. Trust me, that’s not brag worthy, either.

Don’t flatter yourself, no one here is really that interested in your life story.[/quote]

Savings? LOL I said in my nightstand fool.

My life story? It’s much longer and richer. But if you’re not interested, why are you in this thread started by a 21 year old douche bag all the while riding my dick like a porn star? Is that reverse cowboy you’re doing on my dick tall dude? Or are you facing me pinching my nipples? Cause I can’t tell if I’m sore from close gripping more than your max last nite or if you’re being too rough with my nipples. You’re talkin shit, asking for videos, trying to be part of some daisy chain clique on tmag. Outlaw said it best, far more eloquently than my “dumb” ass ever will.

You think because I can “grok” over the internet that your ass earns less than me (along with a personal trainer and his sister) that it’s a brag? LOL. No sir. I just know I earn more than you, but it’s not necessarily enough to brag about. I’m pissing down your leg - learn the difference. I know a name tag wearing employee when I hear one. LOL. As for me, I’m still paying child support x2. When that obligation is done…I’m going to make it rain and buy you a proper lap dance so you can see how its done.

[quote]Ken St.Mich wrote:
You guys suck. All of you.

BG may be afraid of little girls he may even try to look like one in his avatar but he�?�´s a bouncer so I can relate to him.
He could probably beat most of you in the gym or in the ring.
Accordingly I don�?�´t know what all the bitching is about.[/quote]

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Ken St.Mich wrote:
You guys suck. All of you.

BG may be afraid of little girls he may even try to look like one in his avatar but he�??�?�´s a bouncer so I can relate to him.
He could probably beat most of you in the gym or in the ring.
Accordingly I don�??�?�´t know what all the bitching is about.[/quote]

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The handjobs, don’t forget them!