[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
I’m mad at my wife, so I want to be mean to people today.
Fuck you guys, T-Nation sucks.[/quote]
She moaned my name during sex, didn’t she?
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I couldn’t tell what she was saying, it was all unintelligible.
DB[/quote]
It was pretty garbled, but if you play the tape back enough times, you can hear:
“Oh Iron Dwarf, your cock is so very proportionate to your height!”
I think it was the laughter that made it so hard to make out.[/quote]
[quote]thefederalist wrote:
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This made me LOL pretty hard.
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
It was pretty garbled, but if you play the tape back enough times, you can hear:
“Oh Iron Dwarf, your cock is so very proportionate to your height!”[/quote]
You removed the context when you failed to play the whole tape.
She said,
“Oh Iron Dwarf, your cock is so very proportionate to your height, unlike my husband whose hung like an elevator button!”
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
It was pretty garbled, but if you play the tape back enough times, you can hear:
“Oh Iron Dwarf, your cock is so very proportionate to your height!”[/quote]
You removed the context when you failed to play the whole tape.
She said,
“Oh Iron Dwarf, your cock is so very proportionate to your height, unlike my husband whose hung like an elevator button!”
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LOL, nice.
Still dude, I’m serious about the $20.
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
It was pretty garbled, but if you play the tape back enough times, you can hear:
“Oh Iron Dwarf, your cock is so very proportionate to your height!”[/quote]
You removed the context when you failed to play the whole tape.
She said,
“Oh Iron Dwarf, your cock is so very proportionate to your height, unlike my husband whose hung like an elevator button!”
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LOL, nice.
Still dude, I’m serious about the $20.[/quote]
Sorry SN. The $20 is coming… like your wife did for the first time in her life… with me.
Hey SN, I think this thread will soon be heading into SAMA territory.
lol
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
It was pretty garbled, but if you play the tape back enough times, you can hear:
“Oh Iron Dwarf, your cock is so very proportionate to your height!”[/quote]
You removed the context when you failed to play the whole tape.
She said,
“Oh Iron Dwarf, your cock is so very proportionate to your height, unlike my husband whose hung like an elevator button!”
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LOL, nice.
Still dude, I’m serious about the $20.[/quote]
Sorry SN. The $20 is coming… like your wife did for the first time in her life… with me.
Hey SN, I think this thread will soon be heading into SAMA territory.
lol
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SCOPE !!!
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Sorry SN. The $20 is coming… like your wife did for the first time in her life… with me.
Hey SN, I think this thread will soon be heading into SAMA territory.
lol
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She is coming…to the conclusion that her dwarf fetish is probably not going to last. Next on the list: Tigers.
If anyone has seen hungry, ask him if he has $20 and a free weekend coming up.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
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Dude…
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
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possessed by an un-Holy demon much?
So I was using the multi-station at the gym today for some ab work and supersetting with something else.
So I went and did something else, then see dipshit go over and grab the cable I was using. Normally I wouldn’t care and would just work in. So I get back over there and the kid is doing kneeling ab pulldowns, except he did 50 normal, 50 to each side, then 50 normal again, and I’m trying to superset this to get some conditioning in.
I almost kicked him right in his fucking face.
I cant be mad, I deadlifted today so all the mad is out of me :))))
HAPPY FACE
I got so pissed off this morning that I mumbled “Damnit” under my breath as I sipped my coffee.
Unfortunately the coffee was very hot and bubbled up my nose when I mumbled into it.
“What caused such unbridled rage?” you ask. Well, It was chilly outside, and I was expecting it to be warmer. I’m kind of worried about my violas.
[quote]aznt0rk wrote:
Have you tried this?[/quote]
How is that gonna help my violas?
I’m into this girl at work, and yeah, we’ll she isn’t fucking into me. And every time I am around her, I fucking SPAZZ OUT, and I seemingly have no GODDAMN CONTROL OVER THIS. And I wanted to fucking FLIP OUT at work today because of my INABILITY TO CONTROL my fucking SPAZZ tendencies as you can see by this post. FUCK YOU.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I got so pissed off this morning that I mumbled “Damnit” under my breath as I sipped my coffee.
Unfortunately the coffee was very hot and bubbled up my nose when I mumbled into it.
“What caused such unbridled rage?” you ask. Well, It was chilly outside, and I was expecting it to be warmer. I’m kind of worried about my violas.
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Why are your violas exposed to the elements? That is just silly.
[quote]DeterminedNate wrote:
I’m into this girl at work, and yeah, we’ll she isn’t fucking into me. And every time I am around her, I fucking SPAZZ OUT, and I seemingly have no GODDAMN CONTROL OVER THIS. And I wanted to fucking FLIP OUT at work today because of my INABILITY TO CONTROL my fucking SPAZZ tendencies as you can see by this post. FUCK YOU.[/quote]
Do like Big Ben says: “Take 'er easy. And if she’s easy, take 'er twice. But if she ain’t easy, take 'er by force!”
