If you want this down, let me know. Just trying to help. Definitely still gets the point across without the “uh, really?” factor.
If you’re truly focused on reaching your goal and it’s not just wishful thinking, maybe take a read of pwrbarboy’s thread. In 2007, he was a 19-year old dude posting on the forum. In 2014, he was took 6th in the Mr. Olympia.