TC's Judge Story

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Is true!

Oh wait - were not doing that.

Anyway, inspired by today’s “Beat the Caption,” I thought I would start a mini- Beat the Caption about this story. Here goes:

Did you hear about the judge who used a male enhancement pump in court?

  • I hear he prefers ong briefs.

  • It was the first time that something other than the jury was hung.

  • It wasn’t just the lawyers who were full of hot air that day.

  • The bailiff now gets very nervous when he has to say “All rise.”

  • It wasn’t just the criminals who got off that day.

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*Arnold was proud when he heard that even those busy folks, like judges , had time to get pumped up .

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You forgot:
“The court will now cum to order!”