Taylor Swift Is My Future Wife

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]edk3335 wrote:
hahahahahahahahhaa the bitch is hot, if I was gay Id be looking at you in your speedos. shuuuuush
I barely discovered this broad today and fell on my ass. then I hit the gym and was like take it buyukid! I mean taylor swift [/quote]

We’re just poking fun at you bruh. Don’t get all roid rage on me. We love you, no homo. If we didn’t, we’d just ignore this thread.

By the way, you just discovered a super-star who has been famous for at least three years? Dude, did you know there’s a black man for president? Just saying, we might need to catch you up on things.

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wait what??? we have a black prez? oooooh boy , he’s got a deep hole to dig himself out of after that last monkey. and no that was not a racist remark. :slight_smile:

no I never really was into country, but sadly Im turning close to 30 and starting to mellow out. as far as roid rage…thats what uneducated highschool teenagers get. my blood levels are stable :wink:

I know ur poking fun…between work and gym I sadly have no social life haha. Last time I went out I ended up in the LA county jail. so…I’ll stick to taylor swift and a couple brews and go to sleep on a matress rather then a concrete floor they call a “bunk” hahaha

alright cheers. thanks for the entertainment

[quote]edk3335 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Hey, know how I know you’re gay? You watch Taylor Swift before working out.[/quote]

That right there is your first quality post. Bravo.[/quote]

Well his post was like a woman in a short leather skirt and fishnet stockings walking a dark alley: we both know how it’s going to end.[/quote]

who the fck wears leather skirts? you an Okie? lol[/quote]

And what’s wrong with being an Okie…hmmm? :-p

[quote]crimson_lily wrote:

[quote]edk3335 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Hey, know how I know you’re gay? You watch Taylor Swift before working out.[/quote]

That right there is your first quality post. Bravo.[/quote]

Well his post was like a woman in a short leather skirt and fishnet stockings walking a dark alley: we both know how it’s going to end.[/quote]

who the fck wears leather skirts? you an Okie? lol[/quote]

And what’s wrong with being an Okie…hmmm? :-p
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If you’re wearing fishnet stockings and a short leather skirt? Absolutely nothing

This thread is stupid…

Taylor Swift is MY future wife, duh. I saw her first.

[quote]VikingsAD28 wrote:
This thread is stupid…

Taylor Swift is MY future wife, duh. I saw her first.[/quote]

bahahahaha you want viking babies LMAO. shes blue eyes, blonde, smooth skin; alrighjt I need to stop its giving me hardon LMAO!

I need a fucking hobby haha. what do u guys and ladies do besuides being gym rats and nutruition freaks. its a full time job. stack a real job on top of it and try to get enough rest. I like the results but its getting old. I’m 27,l I feel like I should be doing more, but pure obsesssion wont let me allow it. People stare at the supermarket, thats always fun lol

list some hobbies fellas. I live on the ocean, maybe kite surfing? gun range is down the street thats alaays fun, but costly. GFs are pain in the ass and while on cycle I stay away from too much excitement and try to keep steady and stable.

ehhh just shootin the shit before bedtime. oh and btw internet porn is not that exciting, in case someone throws it out there :X hahahaha

[quote]PB Andy wrote:

[quote]edk3335 wrote:

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
shutup.[/quote]
you need a tan homeboy[/quote]
I’m in fuckin’ Chicago, homeboy. Not exactly the Bahamas over here.[/quote]

hahah just messing with u. I love my white skin, plus skin cancer is a BITCH! Im sure u got tanning beds…steer clear of those “Jersey boy” :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote]Chip Duglass wrote:

[quote]edk3335 wrote:
future wife…watch that girl in a video prior to gym, and my lifts went up 50% no joke. BLAAAAAOOO!!![/quote]

I live in Nashville…wanna come try and hunt her down with me? Total creeper style.[/quote]

tempting…but Im on parole :X hahahaha

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]MangoMan305 wrote:
Does it make me gayer for actually listening to her music?[/quote]

You mean gayer than you already are?

…and “yes”.[/quote]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH your avaar is the signs you see driving up to USA from the mexico border. dont you know mexico gear is garbage??? tsk tsk

[quote]crimson_lily wrote:

[quote]edk3335 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Hey, know how I know you’re gay? You watch Taylor Swift before working out.[/quote]

That right there is your first quality post. Bravo.[/quote]

Well his post was like a woman in a short leather skirt and fishnet stockings walking a dark alley: we both know how it’s going to end.[/quote]

who the fck wears leather skirts? you an Okie? lol[/quote]

And what’s wrong with being an Okie…hmmm? :-p
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oh nothing different style Im just pointing out…these holllywood and OC broads love their skin tight butthugger white dresses. its AWESOME, you get a preiew before you engage in further action lol

[quote]MangoMan305 wrote:
Does it make me gayer for actually listening to her music?[/quote]

No, you’re pretty much at maximum gay.

[quote]crimson_lily wrote:

[quote]edk3335 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Hey, know how I know you’re gay? You watch Taylor Swift before working out.[/quote]

That right there is your first quality post. Bravo.[/quote]

Well his post was like a woman in a short leather skirt and fishnet stockings walking a dark alley: we both know how it’s going to end.[/quote]

who the fck wears leather skirts? you an Okie? lol[/quote]

And what’s wrong with being an Okie…hmmm? :-p
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Besides the fact that Texas A&M smashed you, not much pretty lady.

[quote]Chip Duglass wrote:

[quote]edk3335 wrote:
future wife…watch that girl in a video prior to gym, and my lifts went up 50% no joke. BLAAAAAOOO!!![/quote]

I live in Nashville…wanna come try and hunt her down with me? Total creeper style.[/quote]

I’d love to… Alas! for the restraining order.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]crimson_lily wrote:

[quote]edk3335 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Hey, know how I know you’re gay? You watch Taylor Swift before working out.[/quote]

That right there is your first quality post. Bravo.[/quote]

Well his post was like a woman in a short leather skirt and fishnet stockings walking a dark alley: we both know how it’s going to end.[/quote]

who the fck wears leather skirts? you an Okie? lol[/quote]

And what’s wrong with being an Okie…hmmm? :-p
[/quote]

Besides the fact that Texas A&M smashed you, not much pretty lady.[/quote]

Hey hey hey…low blow :frowning:

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She looks like a kitten with fetal alcohol syndrome, and she is a terrible live singer. When she sang with Stevie Nicks wherever the hell that was, Stevie was looking at her like, “I might look and sound like a goat, but at least I’m not tone deaf!”

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
She looks like a kitten with fetal alcohol syndrome, and she is a terrible live singer. When she sang with Stevie Nicks wherever the hell that was, Stevie was looking at her like, “I might look and sound like a goat, but at least I’m not tone deaf!”[/quote]

Yes to all of that. She is average looking. You guys that are in love with her have low standards.

… and guys that like her music are gayer than guys that watch Glee.

Sure she’s hot…if you’re into girls who have the figures of 12 year old boys.