[quote]Professor X wrote:
Nich wrote:
Duke wrote:
Large tattooed women give you shade in summer, warmth in winter and moving pictures all year round… but no thanks.
thanks… higher standards your fellas have the more women I get.
Quality > Quantity[/quote]
My quality is so high, the quantity is 0.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
TheBig3 wrote:
blazindave wrote:
Molotov_Coktease wrote:
Won’t their tattoo’s stretch along with their skin when they gain the next 50? I don’t know … I’ve never observed the process. Does the lizard turn into godzilla?
rofl, what show is your avatar from?
His is from Venture brothers.
…which is getting better lately.
They need to kill of the two Venture brothers that they keep cloning.[/quote]
I just started watching Venture Brothers the other night. Looks like I have a new cartoon to watch.
[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
It would depend on the actual size of the ankle, not just necessarily if she’s fat or skinny, right? Cause if she’s a tall basketball player and has big ankles, then the tattoo would have to use more ink…If she was short and fat maybe they’d use less ink?
Just thinking.
Now who here has banged a fatty?
Don’t be shy, let’s see those hands!![/quote]
Great fun! 
[quote]Molotov_Coktease wrote:
I’m not a his.
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You certainly are not!!! Gorgeous was the first word that came to mind.
[quote]deanosumo wrote:
I was in Thailand and saw a fat girl on the beach. She had a tattoo on her lower back, in the tramp stamp zone. It was a Chinese character, the character for ‘cow’. I had to laugh- either she knew she was a heifer and was poking fun at herself, or some smart-ass tattoo artist gave her what she deserved when she asked for some cliched ‘expression of her spirituality’ or some other b.s.[/quote]
It must have been the artist. I can’t stand people who get tattoos from outside their culture just to be “kewl”.
I see it all the time here in NZ with scrawny white guys who have tribal tatts.
[quote]Mikeyali wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Nich wrote:
Duke wrote:
Large tattooed women give you shade in summer, warmth in winter and moving pictures all year round… but no thanks.
thanks… higher standards your fellas have the more women I get.
Quality > Quantity
To a point. I’d rather sleep with 2 8’s than 1 10. But 1 10 is certainly > 2 5’s.
You bastard! You just made me imagine getting sandwiched among 10 1’s! I need a shower.
mike[/quote]
“I never fucked a 10…but last night I fucked five 2’s.”
~George Carlin