This is Cass after we broke it to her that we were out of the strangely addictive Japanese cookies. . .
Remember, it’s only assault if you don’t like it. . .
Paul, I thought I had my face covered from all possible angles, but alas, I didn’t. Okay, I admit it, I bought a pair of jeans from Bananna Republic and I don’t care who knows. They are the relaxed fit, as these are the only types that I can fit my ass into. I’m all ass. At least I work my lower body, unlike most of you chimps.
Where’s US=GG? He should be showing up any minute to shut this thread down.
Somebody is getting an ass whoopin! All these dudes hanging out with cass, better start watchin their backs. im on my damn way to canada right now.
http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/3/2/320439.1058832973181.scan0015.jpg
We captured this expression when Cass ralized that Goldberg had her home address.
LMAO.
Goldberg, dream on.
Paul, that pic was just plain mean. You got my bad side. I prescribe a right proper teabagging for you.
This is all well and good, but you folks forgot one important thing. Moose meat sloppy joes is essential the ultimate success of a T-Event. Silly Canadiens…
See? Don’t I look content the morning after?
hahahahhahahha. now that was funny.
Nicely hijacked. Silly Americens…
(note, I spell Americens like you spell Canadiens, so that makes me funny).
ps. Dream on Goldberg. 
Eric,
You said we forgot something!!
Look at your photo.
All I see is a group of guys, you forgot all the vixens(for reference see above photos)
Who has a party and forgets the Girls?
Goldberg,
If you wanna come up for an ass whuppin’ feel free bro, but won’t that hurt your comp scores being all crippled up?
Craig
Dont let your mouth write a check your ass cant cash, baby!
God dammit. Stupid Canadians (see, some americEns can spell and know about the hockey team!!) Having fun without an American counterpart. So not cool.
We should have a North American T-gathering. Biotest should sponsor it.
Alrighty…
A few things to mention…(and I am not even going to be a smart alec!)
- Stu picked that 460 off the ground like the Dude was hauling fucking groceries. Cold. Just Grab ‘n’ Go no more bothersome than having a pocket full of change.
I hate him.
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It really is pretty cool how our little “e-verse” has brought us together. A nicer bunch of folks you would not find anywhere. WOW…I am a lucky man.
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The T-Mag boys were more than generous and gracious with the gifts, although when I asked if the Mags were signed, Stu said “No but this one is “damp”…I think maybe Tim “Marked it” instead of signed it”. We all laughed.
But it WAS damp…Hmmmm
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The newest Members Ian, Jac and John were real nice people. Ian however was JACKED! whatever damage was done to the other car was not caused by hitting his car but rather running into HIM…one Genetically gifted motherfucker…hope you are alright Ian! Too bad he did not make the dinner, I had oh, one or fifty questions for him. Of course then I would not have spent my time talking to Jac…Hmmmm Big Muscle Freak or Uber-Vixen…yeah, O.K I guess things turned out alright after all…
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Eva was only 3 hours late for the Competition, yes she had a good reason but her gift for untimely-ness is getting legendary each time I re-tell it…
As hard as it may seem to believe, we had an even better time than you might suppose from reading this thread.
Really.
“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days”
~ Garrison Keilor
Check out that lady sitting in the background of Craig’s Banana Republic shot. The one sitting down. She looks like shes got about 4 stomachs.
Chrismcl: When you said “Lady” did you mean the Walrus sitting on the bench? Holy crap. What a juxtaposition, Craig Vs Swamp-Thing. RARRR!
I almost got to that stage of obesity before TMag turned be around. Well, not really that bad. But I did stop in the food court now and then. If I stop there now it’s just to poke the inhabitants with sharp sticks. No running away required.
Stu: I have this very large, hand-shaped bruise under my arm. Took me a while to remember what that was from. Flip, flip? I still am in awe by that move.
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Alright, alright; you all caught me typing posts in a sleep-deprived state. To honor my mother, the teacher of English (not English teacher, as that would imply that she is actually from England), I’ll edit my own retarded post:
“Moose meat sloppy joes is essential the ultimate success of a T-Event. Silly Canadiens…”
“Moose meat sloppy joes ARE essentialS FOR the ultimate success of a T-Event. Silly Canadians…”
There you go; humble pie to go along with my moose meat.
BTW, I cannot respond to the inquiry regarding the attendance of Vixens at the Maine Event. While there may have been several females (including a smoking Southerner), confirming their presence would likely lead to Sully’s castration, an incident that would certainly bring an end to his promising strongman career.
Also, as I related to Cupcake this morning, while buffalo is an excellent choice, moose meat is superior because you have the satisfaction of knowing that it was carved on the back of a pickup truck. Plus, a moose could kick a buffalo’s ass hands-down.
That is all.
LOL, Eric. Good post. Just giving you a hard time.
My only question is why you guys would hang out with someone who smokes? You referenced a “smoking southerner”…
again, just kidding around…sometime we’ll have a cage match with a moose vs buffalo maine event. Get it? Maine event? Come on. I’m tired too. No excuse for lack of ha ha.
laters, moose-eater.
ps.
If you’re nice we’ll let you come up and eat beaver…