I would have accepted her as she was, warts and all, but when she revealed her sleestack like hands, I knew I was in like(or just really turned on by pincers.)
Not that you have to have an education of a fifth grader, quoting is not required in this thread. Not to mention, you fuck up the story line.
[quote]Stern wrote:
and as Saki stood guard by the window and I positioned Suck over the edge of the bed - the door burst open and in flew[/quote]
Her opium dealing, slender asian pimp. Which was a bummer because she had just started warbling “Johnny Come Lately” as best she could upside down and with my cock in her throat…
(lol this thread is fucked =P)
[quote]print wrote:
Not that you have to have an education of a fifth grader, quoting is not required in this thread. Not to mention, you fuck up the story line.[/quote]
Which one? The story branched off in three different directions, hence the quotes.
^I’m gonna fuck you up Ape lover. Now knock that shit off.
But we all knew the shepard roybot was to clear in speech, and that he really meant “fence the goats.”
meanwhile, back to our story…
[quote]print wrote:
^I’m gonna fuck you up Ape lover. Now knock that shit off.[/quote]
Silence, human quote-hater.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
meanwhile, back to our story…[/quote]
this turned into a porno version of Inception already, we’re already three levels deep.
& deep is exactly how Ulty begged Suck to deliver the goods.
[quote]Ulty wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
meanwhile, back to our story…[/quote]
this turned into a porno version of Inception already, we’re already three levels deep.[/quote]
Which is exactly what the suck said when she mentioned a 4th, secret level…
What’s going on in here?..
[quote]print wrote:
Not that you have to have an education of a fifth grader, quoting is not required in this thread. Not to mention, you fuck up the story line.[/quote]
Your statement fucked up the storyline.
Proceed.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
What’s going on in here?..[/quote]
They’re discussing catching AIDS from a tranny.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
What’s going on in here?..[/quote]
We’re gettin it on with a thai lady boy who can suck start a Harley and trim vegetables with her sleestak fingers.
[quote]print wrote:
& deep is exactly how Ulty begged Suck to deliver the goods.[/quote]
unfortunately, we could barely get two levels deep. Strangely unfulfilling for both of us. Which is why we made the decision to…
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]print wrote:
Not that you have to have an education of a fifth grader, quoting is not required in this thread. Not to mention, you fuck up the story line.[/quote]
Your statement fucked up the storyline.
Proceed.[/quote]
Someone mentions trannies, hairy holes, teeth removal, & this mothertrucker comes running in like somebody pricked a hole in his Sebastian Bach blow-up doll.
[quote]print wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]print wrote:
Not that you have to have an education of a fifth grader, quoting is not required in this thread. Not to mention, you fuck up the story line.[/quote]
Your statement fucked up the storyline.
Proceed.[/quote]
Someone mentions trannies, hairy holes, teeth removal, & this mothertrucker comes running in like somebody pricked a hole in his Sebastian Bach blow-up doll.[/quote]
LOL!
…but that was in a life that seemed forever ago. Meanwhile in an office high up in a skyscraper in lower Manhattan, he struggled to put thoughts from the past behind him.